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Title: I've bought a new chainsaw.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 21 July 2014, 13:44:14
Should Mrs Opti prove inattentive to my needs then she can be made to 'disappear' just like Mrs Opti 1 and Mrs Opti 2. :D

Her achingly gorgeous younger sister lives only 20 minutes drive away. :-* :-*
Title: Re: I've bought a new chainsaw.
Post by: omega3000 on 21 July 2014, 14:36:55
Should Mrs Opti prove inattentive to my needs then she can be made to 'disappear' just like Mrs Opti 1 and Mrs Opti 2. :D

Her achingly gorgeous younger sister lives only 20 minutes drive away. :-* :-*

Make sure you lock that Saw away at night  ::) ;D ;D
Title: Re: I've bought a new chainsaw.
Post by: Lagondanet on 21 July 2014, 14:38:18
Should Mrs Opti prove inattentive to my needs then she can be made to 'disappear' just like Mrs Opti 1 and Mrs Opti 2. :D

Her achingly gorgeous younger sister lives only 20 minutes drive away. :-* :-*

Are you working your way through the family?  ;D
Title: Re: I've bought a new chainsaw.
Post by: taitinson on 21 July 2014, 14:46:09
Should Mrs Opti prove inattentive to my needs then she can be made to 'disappear' just like Mrs Opti 1 and Mrs Opti 2. :D

Her achingly gorgeous younger sister lives only 20 minutes drive away. :-* :-*

Are you working your way through the family?  ;D

He's not allowed near her let alone through her :D :D :D
Title: Re: I've bought a new chainsaw.
Post by: tigers_gonads on 21 July 2014, 14:47:18
She will be giving you a sex change with it if so reads this thread  ::)

Anybody got her number  :D :D
Title: Re: I've bought a new chainsaw.
Post by: henryd on 21 July 2014, 15:18:48
Should Mrs Opti prove inattentive to my needs then she can be made to 'disappear' just like Mrs Opti 1 and Mrs Opti 2. :D

Her achingly gorgeous younger sister lives only 20 minutes drive away. :-* :-*

Just for you Opti ;D ;D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg
Title: Re: I've bought a new chainsaw.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 21 July 2014, 18:55:37
Should Mrs Opti prove inattentive to my needs then she can be made to 'disappear' just like Mrs Opti 1 and Mrs Opti 2. :D

Her achingly gorgeous younger sister lives only 20 minutes drive away. :-* :-*

Just for you Opti ;D ;D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg


Women's clothing?.......I must try that, Henry. ::) ::) ;)
Title: Re: I've bought a new chainsaw.
Post by: henryd on 21 July 2014, 19:09:04
Should Mrs Opti prove inattentive to my needs then she can be made to 'disappear' just like Mrs Opti 1 and Mrs Opti 2. :D

Her achingly gorgeous younger sister lives only 20 minutes drive away. :-* :-*

Just for you Opti ;D ;D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg


Women's clothing?.......I must try that, Henry. ::) ::) ;)

You mean you haven't already :D :D :D ;)
Title: Re: I've bought a new chainsaw.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 21 July 2014, 19:56:17
Should Mrs Opti prove inattentive to my needs then she can be made to 'disappear' just like Mrs Opti 1 and Mrs Opti 2. :D

Her achingly gorgeous younger sister lives only 20 minutes drive away. :-* :-*

Just for you Opti ;D ;D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg


Women's clothing?.......I must try that, Henry. ::) ::) ;)

You mean you haven't already :D :D :D ;)

....just red stilettos's so far. :)
Title: Re: I've bought a new chainsaw.
Post by: Vamps on 21 July 2014, 22:48:53
Should Mrs Opti prove inattentive to my needs then she can be made to 'disappear' just like Mrs Opti 1 and Mrs Opti 2. :D

Her achingly gorgeous younger sister lives only 20 minutes drive away. :-* :-*
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I guess you are quite confident that Mrs Opti the third is not going to read this............ :D :D
Title: Re: I've bought a new chainsaw.
Post by: Andy B on 21 July 2014, 22:50:12
Should Mrs Opti prove inattentive to my needs then she can be made to 'disappear' just like Mrs Opti 1 and Mrs Opti 2. :D

Her achingly gorgeous younger sister lives only 20 minutes drive away. :-* :-*

can I borrow it after you've finished with it?  ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: I've bought a new chainsaw.
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 21 July 2014, 22:55:46
Should Mrs Opti prove inattentive to my needs then she can be made to 'disappear' just like Mrs Opti 1 and Mrs Opti 2. :D

Her achingly gorgeous younger sister lives only 20 minutes drive away. :-* :-*

can I borrow it after you've finished with it?  ::) ::) ::)

The chainsaw or the sister in law?  ???  :-\  ;D
Title: Re: I've bought a new chainsaw.
Post by: Andy B on 21 July 2014, 23:01:26
....

The chainsaw or the sister in law?  ???  :-\  ;D

Definitely the chainsaw .......  ;)
Title: Re: I've bought a new chainsaw.
Post by: omega3000 on 23 July 2014, 08:20:31
Getting worried now , mr opti's not been replying for a while (http://www.ttora.com/forum/images/smilies/slap.gif)
Title: Re: I've bought a new chainsaw.
Post by: Rods2 on 24 July 2014, 23:33:11
Didn't Hollywood get a Texan to product several instructional films on effective ways to use a chainsaw. ::) :o :P ;D
Title: Re: I've bought a new chainsaw.
Post by: Vamps on 25 July 2014, 00:26:31
Getting worried now , mr opti's not been replying for a while (http://www.ttora.com/forum/images/smilies/slap.gif)

Nor has her sister............... :o :o
Title: Re: I've bought a new chainsaw.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 25 July 2014, 10:48:01
Getting worried now , mr opti's not been replying for a while (http://www.ttora.com/forum/images/smilies/slap.gif)

Nor has her sister............... :o :o

Just to 'muddy the waters' a little, Mrs Opti's mother was a fine looking woman in her day. ::) ::) ;)
Title: Re: I've bought a new chainsaw.
Post by: omega3000 on 25 July 2014, 11:24:42
Have you got some pictures to share with us of the women we here of  ::) :P
Title: Re: I've bought a new chainsaw.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 25 July 2014, 12:00:11
Have you got some pictures to share with us of the women we here of  ::) :P

Naked or with their clothes on, Mr Emd?
Title: Re: I've bought a new chainsaw.
Post by: omega3000 on 25 July 2014, 12:26:14
Have you got some pictures to share with us of the women we here of  ::) :P

Naked or with their clothes on, Mr Emd?

Depends on whos looking and how sharp that chainsaw is  ::) ;D
Title: Re: I've bought a new chainsaw.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 25 July 2014, 12:28:54
Have you got some pictures to share with us of the women we here of  ::) :P

Naked or with their clothes on, Mr Emd?

Depends on whos looking and how sharp that chainsaw is  ::) ;D

The chainsaw is sharp enough to slice the knackers off any peeping toms. :D :D ;)