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Title: Welcome newbie
Post by: STMO123 on 20 November 2006, 21:25:38
Welcome newbie Timbuck. If theres anything you want to know about omegas, just ask The Boy. He's a lovely chap and will be only too glad to help you out :y
Title: Re: Welcome newbie
Post by: TheBoy on 20 November 2006, 21:26:42
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Welcome newbie Timbuck. If theres anything you want to know about omegas, just ask The Boy. He's a lovely chap and will be only too glad to help you out :y
Have your posts back, for those kind words... ;)
Title: Re: Welcome newbie
Post by: Del Boy on 20 November 2006, 21:28:33
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Welcome newbie Timbuck. If theres anything you want to know about omegas, just ask The Boy. He's a lovely chap and will be only too glad to help you out :y

Suck up ;) ;D but he is a really nice guy and knows everything
Title: Re: Welcome newbie
Post by: TheBoy on 20 November 2006, 21:29:47
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Welcome newbie Timbuck. If theres anything you want to know about omegas, just ask The Boy. He's a lovely chap and will be only too glad to help you out :y

Suck up ;) ;D but he is a really nice guy and knows everything
Hang on a minute, I haven't even taken any posts off you. Yet.
Title: Re: Welcome newbie
Post by: Timbuk on 20 November 2006, 21:30:36
I even called him SIR!!!!!! the barsteward, oh and thanks for the welcome :D
Title: Re: Welcome newbie
Post by: Bo Bo on 20 November 2006, 21:32:03
Hello & welcome  :)
Title: Re: Welcome newbie
Post by: STMO123 on 20 November 2006, 21:32:47
 :-X :-X :-X :-X
Title: Re: Welcome newbie
Post by: bob.dent on 20 November 2006, 21:33:09
Welcome Doug :y Have you posted in the newbie section yet? ::) ;D
Title: Re: Welcome newbie
Post by: Elite Pete on 20 November 2006, 21:33:34
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Welcome newbie Timbuck. If theres anything you want to know about omegas, just ask The Boy. He's a lovely chap and will be only too glad to help you out :y
And ive just had my tea, any further up and we will be able to see the soles of your feet ;D
Title: Re: Welcome newbie
Post by: Del Boy on 20 November 2006, 21:34:25
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Welcome newbie Timbuck. If theres anything you want to know about omegas, just ask The Boy. He's a lovely chap and will be only too glad to help you out :y

Suck up ;) ;D but he is a really nice guy and knows everything
Hang on a minute, I haven't even taken any posts off you. Yet.

Just making sure you don't Mr.TB sir
Title: Re: Welcome newbie
Post by: Taxi_Driver on 20 November 2006, 21:34:34
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I even called him SIR!!!!!! the barsteward, oh and thanks for the welcome :D

should have called him Sir Jaime  ;)
Title: Re: Welcome newbie
Post by: Timbuk on 20 November 2006, 21:37:51
It's as if iv'e known you all for ages, you're all so welcoming :y

First question:-

Can someone tell me how the star system works , i've noticed some of you have different titles

Thanks Doug

P.S please be gentle i'm new on here
Title: Re: Welcome newbie
Post by: bob.dent on 20 November 2006, 21:39:24
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It's as if iv'e known you all for ages, you're all so welcoming :y

First question:-

Can someone tell me how the star system works , i've noticed some of you have different titles

Thanks Doug

P.S please be gentle i'm new on here

PMSL  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Welcome newbie
Post by: Bo Bo on 20 November 2006, 21:40:00
I notice you have a 2.5, cambelt & tensioners need doing every 40k max!
Title: Re: Welcome newbie
Post by: Del Boy on 20 November 2006, 21:41:00
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It's as if iv'e known you all for ages, you're all so welcoming :y

First question:-

Can someone tell me how the star system works , i've noticed some of you have different titles

Thanks Doug

P.S please be gentle i'm new on here

 ;D
Title: Re: Welcome newbie
Post by: TheBoy on 20 November 2006, 21:41:50
I see you have GLS. Base spec, but you do get real posh ones with front fog lights....
Title: Re: Welcome newbie
Post by: MikeDundee on 20 November 2006, 21:42:40
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It's as if iv'e known you all for ages, you're all so welcoming :y

First question:-

Can someone tell me how the star system works , i've noticed some of you have different titles

Thanks Doug

P.S please be gentle i'm new on here

Welcome to the Forum Timbuk :y.......Sounds like u know your stuff :)
Title: Re: Welcome newbie
Post by: Taxi_Driver on 20 November 2006, 21:44:33
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It's as if iv'e known you all for ages, you're all so welcoming :y

First question:-

Can someone tell me how the star system works , i've noticed some of you have different titles

Thanks Doug

P.S please be gentle i'm new on here

Well first off......i am a god....and you are a newbie.....so you have to be nice to me  ;D

2ndly you have to call TB Sir Jaime.....it helps with keeping your stars.....plus some stella tokens for him helps too  :y
Title: Re: Welcome newbie
Post by: Timbuk on 20 November 2006, 21:45:52
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I see you have GLS. Base spec, but you do get real posh ones with front fog lights....

Yes, i have one of those

Everybody on here says your a real cool guy The Boy, I'd like to be your friend, is that possible?
Title: Re: Welcome newbie
Post by: Timbuk on 20 November 2006, 21:47:16
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It's as if iv'e known you all for ages, you're all so welcoming :y

First question:-

Can someone tell me how the star system works , i've noticed some of you have different titles

Thanks Doug

P.S please be gentle i'm new on here

Well first off......i am a god....and you are a newbie.....so you have to be nice to me  ;D

2ndly you have to call TB Sir Jaime.....it helps with keeping your stars.....plus some stella tokens for him helps too  :y

Thanks for the tip Taxi Driver, what do you do for a job then?
Title: Re: Welcome newbie
Post by: Taxi_Driver on 20 November 2006, 21:50:55
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It's as if iv'e known you all for ages, you're all so welcoming :y

First question:-

Can someone tell me how the star system works , i've noticed some of you have different titles

Thanks Doug

P.S please be gentle i'm new on here

Well first off......i am a god....and you are a newbie.....so you have to be nice to me  ;D

2ndly you have to call TB Sir Jaime.....it helps with keeping your stars.....plus some stella tokens for him helps too  :y

Thanks for the tip Taxi Driver, what do you do for a job then?

i drive a dustbin cart  :D
Title: Re: Welcome newbie
Post by: STMO123 on 20 November 2006, 21:51:17
One thing you'll have to learn, Timbuck. You cant just keep posting away to get your count up, you need to have something useful to say. Now please be quiet until you can make a meaningful contribution.
Title: Re: Welcome newbie
Post by: Timbuk on 20 November 2006, 21:53:16
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One thing you'll have to learn, Timbuck. You cant just keep posting away to get your count up, you need to have something useful to say. Now please be quiet until you can make a meaningful contribution.

Hopefully once iv'e been on here a while you will be able to spell my name correctly :D
Title: Re: Welcome newbie
Post by: theolodian on 20 November 2006, 21:53:24
Hot tip, if your car won't start it's always the crank sensor.  See the guide section to learn about the paperclip test to read out codes  ;)
Title: Re: Welcome newbie
Post by: theolodian on 20 November 2006, 21:54:26
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One thing you'll have to learn, Timbuck. You cant just keep posting away to get your count up, you need to have something useful to say. Now please be quiet until you can make a meaningful contribution.
Although greeting newbies is a classic way to bulk up your post count  ::) ;D
Title: Re: Welcome newbie
Post by: Timbuk on 20 November 2006, 21:54:55
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Hot tip, if your car won't start it's always the crank sensor.  See the guide section to learn about the paperclip test to read out codes  ;)

Blimey you guys really know your stuff :o
Title: Re: Welcome newbie
Post by: Elite Pete on 20 November 2006, 21:58:12
Hi Timbuk and welcome to the forum.
If your blowers stop working and theres a farty smell in the car check the fuses first ;)
Title: Re: Welcome newbie
Post by: STMO123 on 20 November 2006, 21:59:28
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One thing you'll have to learn, Timbuck. You cant just keep posting away to get your count up, you need to have something useful to say. Now please be quiet until you can make a meaningful contribution.

Hopefully once iv'e been on here a while you will be able to spell my name correctly :D

Sorry mate :-[
Title: Re: Welcome newbie
Post by: Bo Bo on 20 November 2006, 22:00:49
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Hi Timbuk and welcome to the forum.
If your blowers stop working and theres a farty smell in the car check the fuses first ;)
Or lay off the beer & curry  :D
Title: Re: Welcome newbie
Post by: Timbuk on 20 November 2006, 22:01:15
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One thing you'll have to learn, Timbuck. You cant just keep posting away to get your count up, you need to have something useful to say. Now please be quiet until you can make a meaningful contribution.

Hopefully once iv'e been on here a while you will be able to spell my name correctly :D

Sorry mate :-[

All in the best possible taste :D
Title: Re: Welcome newbie
Post by: Taxi_Driver on 20 November 2006, 22:01:56
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Hot tip, if your car won't start it's always the crank sensor.  See the guide section to learn about the paperclip test to read out codes  ;)

Blimey you guys really know your stuff :o

Failing that.....change the cam sensor....i think a member on here called AA (alcholics.....summat  :-/) had a prob with that.....failing that......buy a saab  ;D
Title: Re: Welcome newbie
Post by: theolodian on 20 November 2006, 22:04:45
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Hot tip, if your car won't start it's always the crank sensor.  See the guide section to learn about the paperclip test to read out codes  ;)

Blimey you guys really know your stuff :o
And if your mom makes plate loads of bacon butties you might be able to scare up quite a few miggys (nickname for Omega) for a cambelt party.  (An event where people come over and change your cambelt for you.)  

Oh watch out for AA (Audit Addict), he's used too many cleaning products on his engine bay and has hallucinations about websites invovling ACME products.  RMCB (The dancing chicken that is apparently celebrating the fact that few people have chicken burgers) usually shows up when he forgot to take his meds, we just play along and do baby talk until he calms down.  TB is TheBoy, not a disease - except computers often get disfigured in his presence.  

Oh, and buy the DVD!

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Welcome newbie
Post by: Timbuk on 20 November 2006, 22:05:38
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Hi Timbuk and welcome to the forum.
If your blowers stop working and theres a farty smell in the car check the fuses first ;)

I had that problem a few weeks ago, but luckily i know a couple of top blokes that helped me sort it, I think one of them was called Bim Bo and the other was called The accordian, Do they use this site ;)
Title: Re: Welcome newbie
Post by: Bo Bo on 20 November 2006, 22:07:09
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Hi Timbuk and welcome to the forum.
If your blowers stop working and theres a farty smell in the car check the fuses first ;)

I had that problem a few weeks ago, but luckily i know a couple of top blokes that helped me sort it, I think one of them was called Bim Bo and the other was called The accordian, Do they use this site ;)
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Title: Re: Welcome newbie
Post by: theolodian on 20 November 2006, 22:07:22
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Hi Timbuk and welcome to the forum.
If your blowers stop working and theres a farty smell in the car check the fuses first ;)

I had that problem a few weeks ago, but luckily i know a couple of top blokes that helped me sort it, I think one of them was called Bim Bo and the other was called The accordian, Do they use this site ;)
PMSL!!   ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Welcome newbie
Post by: STMO123 on 20 November 2006, 22:08:19
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Hi Timbuk and welcome to the forum.
If your blowers stop working and theres a farty smell in the car check the fuses first ;)

I had that problem a few weeks ago, but luckily i know a couple of top blokes that helped me sort it, I think one of them was called Bim Bo and the other was called The accordian, Do they use this site ;)

This is class! I love it!
Title: Re: Welcome newbie
Post by: Taxi_Driver on 20 November 2006, 22:11:36
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Hot tip, if your car won't start it's always the crank sensor.  See the guide section to learn about the paperclip test to read out codes  ;)

Blimey you guys really know your stuff :o
And if your mom makes plate loads of bacon butties you might be able to scare up quite a few miggys (nickname for Omega) for a cambelt party.  (An event where people come over and change your cambelt for you.)  

Oh watch out for AA (Audit Addict), he's used too many cleaning products on his engine bay and has hallucinations about websites invovling ACME products.  RMCB (The dancing chicken that is apparently celebrating the fact that few people have chicken burgers) usually shows up when he forgot to take his meds, we just play along and do baby talk until he calms down.  TB is TheBoy, not a disease - except computers often get disfigured in his presence.  

Oh, and buy the DVD!

 ;D ;D ;D

 [smiley=tekst-toppie.gif] very funny  [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
Title: Re: Welcome newbie
Post by: Timbuk on 20 November 2006, 22:12:04
Wow , look at that, i'm getting on so well with you guys i've made 26 posts already, i'll be a God before i know it :)
Title: Re: Welcome newbie
Post by: TheBoy on 20 November 2006, 22:13:08
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i'll be a God before i know it :)
Maybe. Maybe not...
Title: Re: Welcome newbie
Post by: Chopsdad on 20 November 2006, 22:13:34
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Wow , look at that, i'm getting on so well with you guys i've made 26 posts already, i'll be a God before i know it :)

I've just hit 250 Timbuk - try hard and you'll soon catch me up. ;D ;D
Title: Re: Welcome newbie
Post by: Timbuk on 20 November 2006, 22:13:50
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Hot tip, if your car won't start it's always the crank sensor.  See the guide section to learn about the paperclip test to read out codes  ;)

Blimey you guys really know your stuff :o
And if your mom makes plate loads of bacon butties you might be able to scare up quite a few miggys (nickname for Omega) for a cambelt party.  (An event where people come over and change your cambelt for you.)  

Oh watch out for AA (Audit Addict), he's used too many cleaning products on his engine bay and has hallucinations about websites invovling ACME products.  RMCB (The dancing chicken that is apparently celebrating the fact that few people have chicken burgers) usually shows up when he forgot to take his meds, we just play along and do baby talk until he calms down.  TB is TheBoy, not a disease - except computers often get disfigured in his presence.  

Oh, and buy the DVD!

 ;D ;D ;D

 [smiley=tekst-toppie.gif] very funny  [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

Yeah it is , i just can't keep up with this one :o
Title: Re: Welcome newbie
Post by: Elite Pete on 20 November 2006, 22:14:21
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Hi Timbuk and welcome to the forum.
If your blowers stop working and theres a farty smell in the car check the fuses first ;)

I had that problem a few weeks ago, but luckily i know a couple of top blokes that helped me sort it, I think one of them was called Bim Bo and the other was called The accordian, Do they use this site ;)
The best ;D ;D ;D