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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: chrisgixer on 27 August 2014, 19:13:48
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Bollards! >:( ;D
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???
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Lost me yet again.
Training courses?
Horse racing?
Hare coursing?
WH?
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He's lost it! :o STMO's obviously been round! ;D
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Speed awareness ?
Antibiotics ?
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Golf?
Assault?
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Oh yeah, nothing to do with cars at all. ::) ;D
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Football manager course ;D
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Football manager course ;D
who for steve may be man utd they need a manager :P :P :P :P :-*
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evening mr gixer :y :y :y
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Intercourse? :D
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Health and Safety???
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I'm guessing some wanky, pointless, new management backed company wide initative for improviing productivity/wellbeing/profit that is bogging down the medium to large company sector that has piss-poor management.
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Driver correction course?
How to fix you car, type of course?
How to weld, type of course?
:D :D
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Communication course? ::)
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anger management ......
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I'm guessing some wanky, pointless, new management backed company wide initative for improviing productivity/wellbeing/profit that is bogging down the medium to large company sector that has piss-poor management.
Ah you have been on one of those as well...mine was 3 weeks ago....customer services training what a load old 'dangle berries'
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anger management ......
About 10 years ago, one of my bosses put me down for one. I told him to eff off, I have no trouble getting angry with dimwits...
...he agreed, and I was excused ;D
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I'm guessing some wanky, pointless, new management backed company wide initative for improviing productivity/wellbeing/profit that is bogging down the medium to large company sector that has piss-poor management.
Ah you have been on one of those as well...mine was 3 weeks ago....customer services training what a load old 'dangle berries'
Working for a large firm, we have a new initiative like that every time there is a mgmt. reorg (usually every 18 months or so). The current one is CI, which is an abortion of Lean and Six Sigma from what I can work out (some stupid middle mgmt. mongrel has set one of his targets on it, so its difficult to get the true picture of what senior mgmt. want from it). Although based on good ideas, and reasonably usable in our part of the company, due to said middle management targets, its had far too much emphasis, and now is total 'dangle berries'.
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Glad i,m bloody retired. :D
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I'm guessing some wanky, pointless, new management backed company wide initative for improviing productivity/wellbeing/profit that is bogging down the medium to large company sector that has piss-poor management.
Ah you have been on one of those as well...mine was 3 weeks ago....customer services training what a load old 'dangle berries'
Working for a large firm, we have a new initiative like that every time there is a mgmt. reorg (usually every 18 months or so). The current one is CI, which is an abortion of Lean and Six Sigma from what I can work out (some stupid middle mgmt. mongrel has set one of his targets on it, so its difficult to get the true picture of what senior mgmt. want from it). Although based on good ideas, and reasonably usable in our part of the company, due to said middle management targets, its had far too much emphasis, and now is total 'dangle berries'.
I defy anyone to take a course and not take some sort of educational benefit from it...
...even if that means learning not to go near it ever again ;D
http://www.six-sigma-material.com/Confidence-Interval.html
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Actually don't click that link. Serious psychological damage will result. ;D
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Actually don't click that link. Serious psychological damage will result. ;D
You're not wrong... ;D
That took me straight back to my AS level Statistics module :o I feel a cold sweat coming on...
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http://www.six-sigma-material.com/Confidence-Interval.html
thats easy, the answer is 42
No i didn't have a clue either
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http://www.six-sigma-material.com/Confidence-Interval.html
thats easy, the answer is 42ish
No i didn't have a clue either
Amended to allow for Managemental adaptation in response to mobile result expectations (aka making it up as they go along) ::)
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Precisely. In a world of BS, the race is to come up with the best BS to gain the upper hand. And some sort of higher ground....
... But all in the world of BS. Make yourself a winner with lean management and its variations. And in doing so tell the world you don't know what your doing, have no common sense and no understanding of your own business and its processes.
It (BS) is the disease of British Management. ...or being fair, the wrong solution to said disease.
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Btw. That's not the course I'm on about...
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Do you give those courses for roundabout abuse nowadays :o
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I've got my last 'seven hours' for my Driver CPC tomorrow.
Another £400 politicians solution to a problem that didn't exist.
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That reminds me... I need to start thinking about my next 35 hours ::)
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Do you give those courses for roundabout abuse nowadays :o
They do for 35 in a 30 ::)
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I've got my last 'seven hours' for my Driver CPC tomorrow.
Another £400 politicians solution to a problem that didn't exist.
My HGV has lapsed and due to my advanced age I now need to have a £100 medical to reinstate it ::), and then I havn't got a CPC so I'd need to get one of those. >:( Not sure it's worth it really, as I'd probably only use it as a 'weekend warrior'! :-\
As said, the CPC is just more expensive bureaucracy that gets in peoples way of making an honest living! >:( >:( >:(
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Do you give those courses for roundabout abuse nowadays :o
They do for 35 in a 30 ::)
Lucky... last time I got caught doing that I got 3 points and an fpn >:( That said, last time I had a lecture of the dangers of running across the road in front of a speeding car Government sponsored attitude adjustment day, it was for doing 47 in a rural 40 whilst overtaking a car that had braked to 25 to pass the camera, breakless onanistic retard >:( Unfortunately I was in second when I booted it swerved to avoid them, and braking from about 55 as I passed the camera, so I should perhaps be thankful for 47 :-\
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Paperwork arrived today. Speed awareness course option given. (Sigh...)
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I'd lost interest a week ago ............... ???
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Paperwork arrived today. Speed awareness course option given. (Sigh...)
It's £5 cheaper than the fine now..... bargain. :y
Around our way they still honour the 10% + 2, so they would have rounded that off to 36mph. ;D
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I'd lost interest a week ago ............... ???
Sorry, but, who are you?
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Paperwork arrived today. Speed awareness course option given. (Sigh...)
It's £5 cheaper than the fine now..... bargain. :y
Around our way they still honour the 10% + 2, so they would have rounded that off to 36mph. ;D
Google street view shows a 40 limit and no camera to be seen.
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Paperwork arrived today. Speed awareness course option given. (Sigh...)
It's £5 cheaper than the fine now..... bargain. :y
Around our way they still honour the 10% + 2, so they would have rounded that off to 36mph. ;D
Google street view shows a 40 limit and no camera to be seen.
I got caught in an extended 30mph zone. :'(
I told the Officer "I was doing under 30mph up to where the old post used to be". ;D
I thoroughly enjoyed the course, it really wasn't four hours of my life wasted as some have suggested, and I came out of it a much better person. ::) :y
(tongue in cheek mode off now) ;)
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Paperwork arrived today. Speed awareness course option given. (Sigh...)
It's £5 cheaper than the fine now..... bargain. :y
And you don't even get to avoid telling your insurance company anymore..
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As I found out on Tuesday ::) didn't have to say what the course was for, mind... just approximately when I attended it :y
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So this extra training doesn't bring your premium down then?
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Paperwork arrived today. Speed awareness course option given. (Sigh...)
It's £5 cheaper than the fine now..... bargain. :y
Around our way they still honour the 10% + 2, so they would have rounded that off to 36mph. ;D
Google street view shows a 40 limit and no camera to be seen.
I got caught in an extended 30mph zone. :'(
I told the Officer "I was doing under 30mph up to where the old post used to be". ;D
I thoroughly enjoyed the course, it really wasn't four hours of my life wasted as some have suggested, and I came out of it a much better person. ::) :y
(tongue in cheek mode off now) ;)
You don't need to keep saying it, you're through your course now ;D
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So this extra training doesn't bring your premium down then?
It's not as if you woke up one morning and just volunteered for it.
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So this extra training doesn't bring your premium down then?
It's not as if you woke up one morning and just volunteered for it.
I did! I could of opted for the points! :)
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Driver correction course?
How to fix you car, type of course?
How to weld, type of course?
:D :D
So, I was about right........... ;) :y :y