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Title: Life
Post by: TheBoy on 24 September 2014, 19:21:52
Laying in a hot bath (don't tell my physio), letting the stresses of the day dissipate, and Mrs TB brings me in a cuppa and a bit of cake.

Does life get better?
Title: Re: Life
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 24 September 2014, 19:26:28
If 'dream girls' Shami Chakrabarti and Nicola Sturgeon joined you in the tub it would make things even more perfect.

Wouldn't it?...... ::) ::) ;D
Title: Re: Life
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 24 September 2014, 19:26:58
Don't dunk your cake in the bath instead of your tea!  ;D
Title: Re: Life
Post by: cleggy on 24 September 2014, 19:44:05
If 'dream girls' Shami Chakrabarti and Nicola Sturgeon joined you in the tub it would make things even more perfect.

Wouldn't it?...... ::) ::) ;D

NO, but whatever turns you on. Got it, you just want to shave Shami and drown the fish. ::) :D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Life
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 24 September 2014, 19:45:55
If 'dream girls' Shami Chakrabarti and Nicola Sturgeon joined you in the tub it would make things even more perfect.

Wouldn't it?...... ::) ::) ;D

NO, but whatever turns you on. Got it you just want to shave Shami and drown the fish. ::) :D ;D ;D

I imagine Ms. Chakrabarti  to be a 'full bush' girl. :)........and possibly hairy nipples. ;)
Title: Re: Life
Post by: cleggy on 24 September 2014, 19:51:58
If 'dream girls' Shami Chakrabarti and Nicola Sturgeon joined you in the tub it would make things even more perfect.

Wouldn't it?...... ::) ::) ;D

NO, but whatever turns you on. Got it you just want to shave Shami and drown the fish. ::) :D ;D ;D

I imagine Ms. Chakrabarti  to be a 'full bush' girl. :)........and possibly hairy nipples. ;)

Start with her moustache, by the time you get to the rest the water will be freezing. :D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Life
Post by: Stuart30 on 24 September 2014, 20:01:12
Laying in a hot bath (don't tell my physio), letting the stresses of the day dissipate, and Mrs TB brings me in a cuppa and a bit of cake.

Does life get better?

Yep watching your wife turn green as the bubbles surface and pop.. ;D
Title: Re: Life
Post by: cleggy on 24 September 2014, 20:09:44
Laying in a hot bath (don't tell my physio), letting the stresses of the day dissipate, and Mrs TB brings me in a cuppa and a bit of cake.

Does life get better?

Yep watching your wife turn green as the bubbles surface and pop.. ;D

He counts the bubbles. ::) ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Life
Post by: CaptainZok on 24 September 2014, 20:18:44
Laying in a hot bath (don't tell my physio), letting the stresses of the day dissipate, and Mrs TB brings me in a cuppa and a bit of cake.

Does life get better?
A certain ABBA related DVD to keep you amused?
Title: Re: Life
Post by: TheBoy on 24 September 2014, 20:23:53
If 'dream girls' Shami Chakrabarti and Nicola Sturgeon joined you in the tub it would make things even more perfect.

Wouldn't it?...... ::) ::) ;D
They are mingers. No wonder sheep shagging caught on in some parts, if they are the only talent available.
Title: Re: Life
Post by: TheBoy on 24 September 2014, 20:24:18
Laying in a hot bath (don't tell my physio), letting the stresses of the day dissipate, and Mrs TB brings me in a cuppa and a bit of cake.

Does life get better?
A certain ABBA related DVD to keep you amused?
Said DVD has been mislaid. As said, can life get better? ::)
Title: Re: Life
Post by: Entwood on 24 September 2014, 20:25:32
Laying in a hot bath (don't tell my physio), letting the stresses of the day dissipate, and Mrs TB brings me in a cuppa and a bit of cake.

Does life get better?
A certain ABBA related DVD to keep you amused?
Said DVD has been mislaid. As said, can life get better? ::)

ahhh .. we all know what to buy Mrs TB for Christmas then ... :)

(17491)
Title: Re: Life
Post by: 05omegav6 on 24 September 2014, 20:41:50
Ah yes, that dvd ::)

It be hiding in the box marked Zafira A Cambelt* DVD :y



* I know it's chain driven, but I doubt a freshly bathed TB would notice ;D
Title: Re: Life
Post by: plym ian on 24 September 2014, 21:00:18
A bath and cake you didnt tell us its your birthday :)
Title: Re: Life
Post by: plym ian on 24 September 2014, 21:03:28
If 'dream girls' Shami Chakrabarti and Nicola Sturgeon joined you in the tub it would make things even more perfect.

Wouldn't it?...... ::) ::) ;D
I just had to look up who they were as I havent a scoby who they were, all I can say is my eyes are stinging now :o :o ;D
Title: Re: Life
Post by: henryd on 24 September 2014, 21:18:25
Laying in a hot bath (don't tell my physio), letting the stresses of the day dissipate, and Mrs TB brings me in a cuppa and a bit of cake.

Does life get better?
A certain ABBA related DVD to keep you amused?
Said DVD has been mislaid. As said, can life get better? ::)

Wasn't in the garage was it,if so may not have landed yet ::) :P
Title: Re: Life
Post by: 05omegav6 on 24 September 2014, 21:24:59
Laying in a hot bath (don't tell my physio), letting the stresses of the day dissipate, and Mrs TB brings me in a cuppa and a bit of cake.

Does life get better?
A certain ABBA related DVD to keep you amused?
Said DVD has been mislaid. As said, can life get better? ::)

Wasn't in the garage was it,if so may not have landed yet ::) :P
My, my... here we go again... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unfzfe8f9NI&feature=youtube_gdata_player) ::)
Title: Re: Life
Post by: CaptainZok on 24 September 2014, 21:29:49
Careful Al, I can see the loofa being thrown out the bath anytime. ;D ;D
Title: Re: Life
Post by: 05omegav6 on 24 September 2014, 21:34:29
Careful Al, I can see the loofa being thrown out the bath anytime. ;D ;D
;D I be fine... that Nige started it, no doubt encouraged by the forum spoon wielder, Guffer I shouldn't wonder... :-X
Title: Re: Life
Post by: CaptainZok on 24 September 2014, 21:44:53
Mind you if he's had a cup of tea in the bath he may well be too exhausted for violence.
Title: Re: Life
Post by: 05omegav6 on 24 September 2014, 21:46:49
Mind you if he's had a cup of tea in the bath he may well be too exhausted for violence.
If he's had a cup of tea, I am impressed that he is still awake tbh :o
Title: Re: Life
Post by: CaptainZok on 24 September 2014, 22:24:44
Still pondering the sending of said DVD with a note saying "Luv from Nursie" to drop him in the brown smelly.
Title: Re: Life
Post by: 05omegav6 on 24 September 2014, 22:30:23
Still pondering the sending of said DVD with a note saying "Luv from Nursie" to drop him in the brown smelly.
Here do... (http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mamma-Mia-Collectors-DVD-/281448840130?pt=UK_CDsDVDs_DVDs_DVDs_GL&hash=item4187a87bc2) :y

Sure MarksDTM will collect to save on postage :y
Title: Re: Life
Post by: TheBoy on 25 September 2014, 19:14:27
Freck 'orf
Title: Re: Life
Post by: 05omegav6 on 25 September 2014, 19:32:25
Freck 'orf
TB needs another relaxing bath by the sounds of it... ::)
Title: Re: Life
Post by: TheBoy on 25 September 2014, 19:36:38
Freck 'orf
TB needs another relaxing bath by the sounds of it... ::)
True. Busy getting the mastic off the shower screen.
Title: Re: Life
Post by: 05omegav6 on 25 September 2014, 19:40:22
Freck 'orf
TB needs another relaxing bath by the sounds of it... ::)
True. Busy getting the mastic off the shower screen.
Bubble wrap is more theraputic, and masking tape was designed to prevent such ordeals...

White spirit is pretty effective at that, and smells good too :y
Title: Re: Life
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 25 September 2014, 19:50:35
Freck 'orf
TB needs another relaxing bath by the sounds of it... ::)
True. Busy getting the mastic off the shower screen.

Is that what they call it these days.... ;D ;D
Title: Re: Life
Post by: 05omegav6 on 25 September 2014, 19:53:12
I hear it's good for the complexion, not sure if it has the same effect on glass and mirrors though :-\
Title: Re: Life
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 25 September 2014, 21:54:30
I hear it's good for the complexion, not sure if it has the same effect on glass and mirrors though :-\

Yep...some women believe that it makes them look ten years younger when applied liberally. :)
Title: Re: Life
Post by: omega3000 on 25 September 2014, 22:24:35
I hear it's good for the complexion, not sure if it has the same effect on glass and mirrors though :-\

Yep...some women believe that it makes them look ten years younger when applied liberally. :)

Where do you get this magic mastic from  ???
Title: Re: Life
Post by: Rog on 25 September 2014, 23:00:40
If 'dream girls' Shami Chakrabarti and Nicola Sturgeon joined you in the tub it would make things even more perfect.

Wouldn't it?...... ::) ::) ;D
They are mingers. No wonder sheep shagging caught on in some parts, if they are the only talent available.

Well, where I  . . . . . . oh sod, shut up Rog  :-X

Anyone going  ?

http://www.llandoverysheepfestival.co.uk/

 :o    :o    :o   ::)    ::)    ::)    ;D    ;D    ;D



 
Title: Re: Life
Post by: 05omegav6 on 25 September 2014, 23:03:21
I hear it's good for the complexion, not sure if it has the same effect on glass and mirrors though :-\

Yep...some women believe that it makes them look ten years younger when applied liberally. :)
It certainly fills in the cracks...

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I hear it's good for the complexion, not sure if it has the same effect on glass and mirrors though :-\

Yep...some women believe that it makes them look ten years younger when applied liberally. :)

Where do you get this magic mastic from  ???
Well... Once upon a time, there were some birds and some bees... Oh and a nice cup of tea... ::)
Title: Re: Life
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 26 September 2014, 10:38:15
I hear it's good for the complexion, not sure if it has the same effect on glass and mirrors though :-\

Yep...some women believe that it makes them look ten years younger when applied liberally. :)

Where do you get this magic mastic from  ???

Most men seem to have a permanent supply which we keep in storage until it is needed.  :)
Title: Re: Life
Post by: TheBoy on 27 September 2014, 09:46:33
Freck 'orf
TB needs another relaxing bath by the sounds of it... ::)
True. Busy getting the mastic off the shower screen.
Bubble wrap is more theraputic, and masking tape was designed to prevent such ordeals...

White spirit is pretty effective at that, and smells good too :y
Surprisingly, WD40 seems to be more effective than white spirit, but you need to soak it for 30mins or so.
Title: Re: Life
Post by: TheBoy on 27 September 2014, 09:47:52
I hear it's good for the complexion, not sure if it has the same effect on glass and mirrors though :-\

Yep...some women believe that it makes them look ten years younger when applied liberally. :)

Where do you get this magic mastic from  ???

Most men seem to have a permanent supply which we keep in storage until it is needed.  :)
And some men seem to use it all up quickly....

...I mean, Shami, you're having a giraffe....