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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Sir Tigger KC on 01 November 2014, 21:10:42
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Saw a strange accident this evening where a car had rear ended the end car, in a line of parked cars and about 5 or 6 cars were damaged where they had all shunted up the line. :o If that makes sense. :-\
Someone not paying attention obviously. Texting or drunk probably. ::) >:(
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That will be fun for the insurance fall out. ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D
Due care and attention at the very least. :y
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My Dad managed that twice in six months... Was subsequently found to be diabetic :-\
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Saw a strange accident this evening where a car had rear ended the end car, in a line of parked cars and about 5 or 6 cars were damaged where they had all shunted up the line. :o If that makes sense. :-\
Someone not paying attention obviously. Texting or drunk probably. ::) >:(
...or a woman. :-\
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Saw a strange accident this evening where a car had rear ended the end car, in a line of parked cars and about 5 or 6 cars were damaged where they had all shunted up the line. :o If that makes sense. :-\
Someone not paying attention obviously. Texting or drunk probably. ::) >:(
...or a woman. :-\
or a man dressed as a woman :-* :-* ;D ;D ;D
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Saw a strange accident this evening where a car had rear ended the end car, in a line of parked cars and about 5 or 6 cars were damaged where they had all shunted up the line. :o If that makes sense. :-\
Someone not paying attention obviously. Texting or drunk probably. ::) >:(
...or a woman. :-\
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o
Wait till Lizzie sees ::) ::)
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Saw a strange accident this evening where a car had rear ended the end car, in a line of parked cars and about 5 or 6 cars were damaged where they had all shunted up the line. :o If that makes sense. :-\
Someone not paying attention obviously. Texting or drunk probably. ::) >:(
...or a woman. :-\
I was going to put that it was probably some silly young bint texting, but decided that the misogyny on here is probably best left to Lord Dr Opti! ;) ;D
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I was going to put that it was probably some silly young bint texting, but decided that the misogyny on here is probably best left to Lord Dr Opti! ;) ;D
Who are the girls here? ;D
Deffo some young bint with an iPhone imprint on her face right now.
I'm not scared of Lizzie - I know the 'safe word'. :y
:P :P :P
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I was going to put that it was probably some silly young bint texting, but decided that the misogyny on here is probably best left to Lord Dr Opti! ;) ;D
Who are the girls here? ;D
Deffo some young bint with an iPhone imprint on her face right now.
I'm not scared of Lizzie - I know the 'safe word'. :y
:P :P :P
She changed it..................... :D :D
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I was going to put that it was probably some silly young bint texting, but decided that the misogyny on here is probably best left to Lord Dr Opti! ;) ;D
Who are the girls here? ;D
Deffo some young bint with an iPhone imprint on her face right now.
I'm not scared of Lizzie - I know the 'safe word'. :y
:P :P :P
She changed it..................... :D :D
Ut Oh! :'(
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I was going to put that it was probably some silly young bint texting, but decided that the misogyny on here is probably best left to Lord Dr Opti! ;) ;D
Who are the girls here? ;D
Deffo some young bint with an iPhone imprint on her face right now.
I'm not scared of Lizzie - I know the 'safe word'. :y
:P :P :P
She changed it..................... :D :D
Ut Oh! :'(
:D :D :D
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Saw a strange accident this evening where a car had rear ended the end car, in a line of parked cars and about 5 or 6 cars were damaged where they had all shunted up the line. :o If that makes sense. :-\
Someone not paying attention obviously. Texting or drunk probably. ::) >:(
...or a woman. :-\
Or a careless lorry driver perhaps? Out in his car.
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Saw a strange accident this evening where a car had rear ended the end car, in a line of parked cars and about 5 or 6 cars were damaged where they had all shunted up the line. :o If that makes sense. :-\
Someone not paying attention obviously. Texting or drunk probably. ::) >:(
...or a woman. :-\
Or a careless lorry driver perhaps? Out in his car.
Oh, Ms Kate........Now that is uncalled for. ;) :-* :-*
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Saw a strange accident this evening where a car had rear ended the end car, in a line of parked cars and about 5 or 6 cars were damaged where they had all shunted up the line. :o If that makes sense. :-\
Someone not paying attention obviously. Texting or drunk probably. ::) >:(
...or a woman. :-\
Or a careless lorry driver perhaps? Out in his car.
Oh, Ms Kate........Now that is uncalled for. ;) :-* :-*
Sorry, sexism makes my blood boil. :-* :-*
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Saw a strange accident this evening where a car had rear ended the end car, in a line of parked cars and about 5 or 6 cars were damaged where they had all shunted up the line. :o If that makes sense. :-\
Someone not paying attention obviously. Texting or drunk probably. ::) >:(
...or a woman. :-\
Or a careless lorry driver perhaps? Out in his car.
Oh, Ms Kate........Now that is uncalled for. ;) :-* :-*
Sorry, sexism makes my blood boil. :-* :-*
Me, a sexist?
Perish the thought, Ms Kate. ;) :-* :-* :-* :y
I'm as politically correct as they come. Ask anyone here at OOF. :) :-* :-*
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Saw a strange accident this evening where a car had rear ended the end car, in a line of parked cars and about 5 or 6 cars were damaged where they had all shunted up the line. :o If that makes sense. :-\
Someone not paying attention obviously. Texting or drunk probably. ::) >:(
...or a woman. :-\
Or a careless lorry driver perhaps? Out in his car.
Oh, Ms Kate........Now that is uncalled for. ;) :-* :-*
Sorry, sexism makes my blood boil. :-* :-*
Me, a sexist?
Perish the thought, Ms Kate. ;) :-* :-* :-* :y
I'm as politically correct as they come. Ask anyone here at OOF. :) :-* :-*
What about that time when I said I would like to learn welding and you said my place was in the kitchen?
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Saw a strange accident this evening where a car had rear ended the end car, in a line of parked cars and about 5 or 6 cars were damaged where they had all shunted up the line. :o If that makes sense. :-\
Someone not paying attention obviously. Texting or drunk probably. ::) >:(
...or a woman. :-\
Or a careless lorry driver perhaps? Out in his car.
Oh, Ms Kate........Now that is uncalled for. ;) :-* :-*
Sorry, sexism makes my blood boil. :-* :-*
Me, a sexist?
Perish the thought, Ms Kate. ;) :-* :-* :-* :y
I'm as politically correct as they come. Ask anyone here at OOF. :) :-* :-*
What about that time when I said I would like to learn welding and you said my place was in the kitchen?
I don't think welding in the kitchen is a good idea.....
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Saw a strange accident this evening where a car had rear ended the end car, in a line of parked cars and about 5 or 6 cars were damaged where they had all shunted up the line. :o If that makes sense. :-\
Someone not paying attention obviously. Texting or drunk probably. ::) >:(
...or a woman. :-\
Or a careless lorry driver perhaps? Out in his car.
Oh, Ms Kate........Now that is uncalled for. ;) :-* :-*
Sorry, sexism makes my blood boil. :-* :-*
Me, a sexist?
Perish the thought, Ms Kate. ;) :-* :-* :-* :y
I'm as politically correct as they come. Ask anyone here at OOF. :) :-* :-*
What about that time when I said I would like to learn welding and you said my place was in the kitchen?
I don't think welding in the kitchen is a good idea.....
Yes indeed. But it's not fair to expect the ladies to know that. ::) ::) ::) ;)
Allowances need to be made for the fairer sex. We love them but........ :y :-* :-* :-* :-*
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Saw a strange accident this evening where a car had rear ended the end car, in a line of parked cars and about 5 or 6 cars were damaged where they had all shunted up the line. :o If that makes sense. :-\
Someone not paying attention obviously. Texting or drunk probably. ::) >:(
...or a woman. :-\
Or a careless lorry driver perhaps? Out in his car.
Oh, Ms Kate........Now that is uncalled for. ;) :-* :-*
Sorry, sexism makes my blood boil. :-* :-*
Me, a sexist?
Perish the thought, Ms Kate. ;) :-* :-* :-* :y
I'm as politically correct as they come. Ask anyone here at OOF. :) :-* :-*
What about that time when I said I would like to learn welding and you said my place was in the kitchen?
As if I would say such a thing, Ms. Kate. ::) ::)
I give you my word as a gentleman. :-* :-* :-* :-*
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Quote from: Doctor Opti on 03 June 2014, 18:35:33
Quote from: Kate on 03 June 2014, 18:25:14
I'm planning on learning to weld.
Is there anyone around who can teach me? :y
Stick to cooking and cleaning, Ms. Kate. It's what women do best.....
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Quote from: Doctor Opti on 03 June 2014, 18:35:33
Quote from: Kate on 03 June 2014, 18:25:14
I'm planning on learning to weld.
Is there anyone around who can teach me? :y
Stick to cooking and cleaning, Ms. Kate. It's what women do best.....
That was the other Doctor Opti.......my identical twin brother. :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
Bad to the bone that one.
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Quote from: Doctor Opti on 03 June 2014, 18:35:33
Quote from: Kate on 03 June 2014, 18:25:14
I'm planning on learning to weld.
Is there anyone around who can teach me? :y
Stick to cooking and cleaning, Ms. Kate. It's what women do best.....
That was the other Doctor Opti.......my identical twin brother. :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
Bad to the bone that one.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
:-* :-*
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Quote from: Doctor Opti on 03 June 2014, 18:35:33
Quote from: Kate on 03 June 2014, 18:25:14
I'm planning on learning to weld.
Is there anyone around who can teach me? :y
Stick to cooking and cleaning, Ms. Kate. It's what women do best.....
That was the other Doctor Opti.......my identical twin brother. :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
Bad to the bone that one.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
:-* :-*
:-* :-* :-* :-* :y
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GET
A
ROOM!
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The way he was digging, I thought Doctor Opti was going to need these guys...
http://www.hire-a-digger.co.uk/site/index.php ;D
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Quote from: Doctor Opti on 03 June 2014, 18:35:33
Quote from: Kate on 03 June 2014, 18:25:14
I'm planning on learning to weld.
Is there anyone around who can teach me? :y
Stick to cooking and cleaning, Ms. Kate. It's what women do best.....
That was the other Doctor Opti.......my identical twin brother. :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
Bad to the bone that one.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
:-* :-*
Oh Kate, what a disappointment, why give in so easily!?............... ;) ;)
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Quote from: Doctor Opti on 03 June 2014, 18:35:33
Quote from: Kate on 03 June 2014, 18:25:14
I'm planning on learning to weld.
Is there anyone around who can teach me? :y
Stick to cooking and cleaning, Ms. Kate. It's what women do best.....
That was the other Doctor Opti.......my identical twin brother. :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
Bad to the bone that one.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
:-* :-*
Oh Kate, what a disappointment, why give in so easily!?............... ;) ;)
I'm trying not to get get too angry.
I might end up killing him. I paid a lorry driver to do it but he was unsuccessful. >:( >:( >:(
;D
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Saw a similar incident on the M3 yesterday. Coach driver went in to the back on a minibus causing it to go in to another vehicle.
Thing was the hard shoulder is coned off in preparation of the traffic management system that is being installed, so the coach driver thought it was best to stay on the carriageway causing a 5 mile tailback >:(
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(http://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n539/v1c3nz4/girldriver4.jpg)
Obviously no Omega driving lady would do anything like this..... ::)
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Saw a similar incident on the M3 yesterday. Coach driver went in to the back on a minibus causing it to go in to another vehicle.
Thing was the hard shoulder is coned off in preparation of the traffic management system that is being installed, so the coach driver thought it was best to stay on the carriageway causing a 5 mile tailback >:(
Oh, yes, "smart" motorway, apparently.
As far as I can tell, that means a load of tax collection speed cameras and a sign every half mile that informs you of "Delays after A<insert random number here>". Oh, and if you're anywhere near the midlands it, of course, also displays "M6 Toll clear".
Well worth the months / years of delays. ::)
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Saw a similar incident on the M3 yesterday. Coach driver went in to the back on a minibus causing it to go in to another vehicle.
Thing was the hard shoulder is coned off in preparation of the traffic management system that is being installed, so the coach driver thought it was best to stay on the carriageway causing a 5 mile tailback >:(
Oh, yes, "smart" motorway, apparently.
As far as I can tell, that means a load of tax collection speed cameras and a sign every half mile that informs you of "Delays after A<insert random number here>". Oh, and if you're anywhere near the midlands it, of course, also displays "M6 Toll clear".
Well worth the months / years of delays. ::)
I am split on it.
Yes it means I can no longer beat my record of house to Heathrow at 4am ::) but if it helps with the morning rush hour madness then that could be worth the embuggerance......maybe :-X
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GET
A
ROOM!
If only Ms. Kate wasn't a happily married woman. :'( :-* :-* :-*
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Quote from: Doctor Opti on 03 June 2014, 18:35:33
Quote from: Kate on 03 June 2014, 18:25:14
I'm planning on learning to weld.
Is there anyone around who can teach me? :y
Stick to cooking and cleaning, Ms. Kate. It's what women do best.....
That was the other Doctor Opti.......my identical twin brother. :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
Bad to the bone that one.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
:-* :-*
Oh Kate, what a disappointment, why give in so easily!?............... ;) ;)
I'm trying not to get get too angry.
I might end up killing him. I paid a lorry driver to do it but he was unsuccessful. >:( >:( >:(
;D
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :-*