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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Crazycarzowner on 04 November 2014, 17:58:11
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Earlier this afternoon I visited my local Sainsburys (AGAIN ::) ) to fill up the beast. It was quite busy and all the pumps were taken so I waited with others for a pump to become free. Whilst waiting I hear a roar as some twonk in a series 1 BMW comes flying round the forecourt & tries to push their way to the front. >:( >:( >:( There's 3 of us waiting in turn and the pump in front of me becomes free, so I move forward only for Twonk to decide to leapfrog 3 cars (Mine included) and push in.
As the pump gets closer I knew theres no chance of twonk getting it, due to the layout, but twonk insists on trying to inch in front (this is gonna be interesting) thinks me, but I was determined that a) twonk doesn't get it. b) I don't add to my car woes c) twonk queues like everyone else.
Pulled up to the pump, completely ignored the BMW and was just gonna get out when twonk more or less runs round to my car ranting and raving & effing this that & the other :o :o :o He was about 5'0 and 8 about stone wet through. I was still in the car at this point but had the window down and heard him saying 'What the F do you think your doing you nearly took my F bumper off!!!'
Then 6'6 & 18 stone of me got out the Disco.......................he went green ;D ;D ;D I said 'Have you got a phobia that prevents you from queuing like everyone else??? Or are you just the stereo-typical BMW driver????? QUEUE UP LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!!!!!!
By this point several other people had heard this & were P!$$ing themselves laughing as twonk slithered back into his BMW and screeched off! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Would have been even better if you had been suited up, I bet! ::)
Twonk! Love it! :y
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Love it.
Be nice if you bumped into him again while at work ;D
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What a twonker >:(
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Brilliant!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Slap his reg on the station noticeboard and award a prize for the longest he gets delayed for that dodgy brake light bulb.
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Slap his reg on the station noticeboard and award a prize for the longest he gets delayed for that dodgy brake light bulb not using the turn signal in accordance with the Highway Code.
Corrected that for you - being a Stolen Rover R30 concept car BMW 1 series driver
Pretty close isn't it......
(http://www.aronline.co.uk/images/rovr30_03.jpg)
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I bet you will be keeping an eye out for him during working hours! :y
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Who me? Why ever would I do that??? :D :D :D ;)
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Who me? Why ever would I do that??? :D :D :D ;)
I'd love to see his face .... as the penny dropped - I'm sure I know that face from somewhere :o :o :o - if you did just happen to stop him ...... ;D ;D
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When at college many moons a go a fellow student managed to wizz into a space in his mini.
The chap ( read giant) who was now second in queue got out, said to the driver" your car?" on receiving the affirmative answer, punched a big dent it the roof!
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Brilliant its nice when some justice is dished out ;D
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Should have flashed your badge! Lol!!
Oh, matron!!!!! ;D
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Now that made me smile............ :y :y