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Title: Life is over...
Post by: TheBoy on 11 November 2014, 19:33:34
Due to my hoof flaring up again, Mrs TB is refusing to do me steak for a few weeks. A FEW WEEKS :o.  Life is not worth living.
Title: Re: Life is over...
Post by: The Sheriff on 11 November 2014, 19:36:34
I hear quorn is delicious. Yum yum.  ;D
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Post by: Andy B on 11 November 2014, 19:38:08
I hear quorn is delicious. Yum yum.  ;D

 ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: chrisgixer on 11 November 2014, 19:42:57
May as well buy a diesel. :(

Good bye cruel world. Good bye ;D
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Post by: TheBoy on 11 November 2014, 19:42:59
I hear quorn is delicious. Yum yum.  ;D
Fcek orrrfff
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Post by: cem_devecioglu on 11 November 2014, 19:52:04
you may not like it, but...


it may well be a chance to learn and  practice for your old ages that you will hardly eat  :)


I'm looking at my old father on some weekends .. and he can hardly drink any soup :(
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Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 11 November 2014, 19:58:18
I don't know why we don't eat horse meat in this country.
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Post by: Webby the Bear on 11 November 2014, 20:03:05
This gout jaime? I got this and when it comes on  I am crippled  :'( I shouldn't be such a far fek
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Post by: Webby the Bear on 11 November 2014, 20:03:18
*fat
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Post by: The Sheriff on 11 November 2014, 20:04:01
I don't know why we don't eat horse meat in this country.
We do.  ;D
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Post by: Jimbob on 11 November 2014, 20:51:22
If you get regular gout attacks...See the doc, get on Allopurinol for life and say bye to the pain!
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Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 11 November 2014, 21:24:59
Here you go TB, you might find this website useful.  :y

http://www.heathernicholds.com/planning/vegetarian-recipes-for-meat-eaters
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Post by: cem_devecioglu on 11 November 2014, 22:10:01
may feel better now ;)
http://health.clevelandclinic.org/2014/11/researchers-find-new-link-between-red-meat-and-heart-disease-video/?utm_campaign=cc+posts&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook&utm_content=141111+link+red+meat+heart+disease&dynid=facebook-_-cc+posts-_-social-_-social-_-141111+link+red+meat+heart+disease
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Post by: Gaffers on 11 November 2014, 22:10:33
I don't know why we don't eat horse meat in this country.

I like it :)
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Post by: 05omegav6 on 11 November 2014, 23:06:27
I don't know why we don't eat horse meat in this country.

I like it :)
That's because you're basically French ::)

As for gout, managed to avoid it thus far this year, but even walking across the landing absolutely caned :'(
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Post by: chrisgixer on 11 November 2014, 23:10:16
Christ I thought gout went out with scurvey and the Black Death. What's wrong with you? ;D eat some vegetables ;D
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Post by: 05omegav6 on 11 November 2014, 23:16:59
Christ I thought gout went out with scurvey and the Black Death. What's wrong with you? ;D eat some vegetables ;D
In the words of the mighty Blackadder (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SikKBvSuEd0&feature=youtube_gdata_player) :P
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Post by: chrisgixer on 11 November 2014, 23:20:20
Ooh now where is my favourite Blackadder "readyaimfire" clip ;D
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Post by: chrisgixer on 11 November 2014, 23:24:35
http://youtu.be/3WHSkbM9zAU

:)
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Post by: 05omegav6 on 11 November 2014, 23:34:37
 ;D ;D ;D topical too :y
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Post by: The Red Baron on 11 November 2014, 23:35:29
http://youtu.be/3WHSkbM9zAU

:)
brilliant.  ;)
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Post by: Vamps on 11 November 2014, 23:40:40
http://youtu.be/3WHSkbM9zAU

:)
brilliant.  ;)

Indeed............... ;D :y :y
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Post by: YZ250 on 12 November 2014, 14:36:18
Life is over   ::)

Is that not just a teeny weeny bit over dramatic?   ;D
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Post by: 05omegav6 on 12 November 2014, 14:39:13
Life is over   ::)

Is that not just a teeny weeny bit over dramatic?   ;D
Nah, just Tb being an itsy bitsy bit gay... ;D
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Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 12 November 2014, 14:39:37
Life is over   ::)

Is that not just a teeny weeny bit over dramatic?   ;D

TB is getting on in years so it may not be far from the truth. ;)
Title: Re: Life is over...
Post by: TheBoy on 12 November 2014, 18:18:17
I don't know why we don't eat horse meat in this country.
All red meats are off. I'm suicidal.
Title: Re: Life is over...
Post by: TheBoy on 12 November 2014, 18:20:07
We have evolved to eat meat. Mostly red meat. We're also evolved in such a way that man shags woman (right, Opti?).

Thus being vegetarian is simply gay. End of.
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Post by: Auto Addict on 12 November 2014, 18:33:14
I don't know why we don't eat horse meat in this country.
All red meats are off. I'm suicidal.

Looking forward to my fillet steak, chips, mushrooms and peas, loads of fresh bread and butter tonight :y
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Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 12 November 2014, 18:35:47
Tearfully confess to Mrs TB that you've been secretly drinking port (loads of it) in the bath!  ;)  Therefore red meat can go back on the menu ASAP!  :y
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Post by: chrisgixer on 12 November 2014, 18:36:29
So TB is forced into being gay. ;D


Burgers for tea. Mmmmm yummy.
Title: Re: Life is over...
Post by: TheBoy on 12 November 2014, 19:01:42
I don't know why we don't eat horse meat in this country.
All red meats are off. I'm suicidal.

Looking forward to my fillet steak, chips, mushrooms and peas, loads of fresh bread and butter tonight :y
You bastard. You fat bastard.

Did I mention I hate you AA? :P
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Post by: 05omegav6 on 12 November 2014, 19:07:56
We have evolved to eat meat. Mostly red meat. We're also evolved in such a way that man shags woman (right, Opti?).

Thus being vegetarian is simply gay. End of.
Come on out with it... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WH_nO7Xp6Yw&feature=youtube_gdata_player) ;D
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Post by: Auto Addict on 12 November 2014, 19:14:32
I don't know why we don't eat horse meat in this country.
All red meats are off. I'm suicidal.

Looking forward to my fillet steak, chips, mushrooms and peas, loads of fresh bread and butter tonight :y
You bastard. You fat bastard.

Did I mention I hate you AA? :P

Oi, less of the fat..... ;D

Title: Re: Life is over...
Post by: TheBoy on 12 November 2014, 19:21:33
I don't know why we don't eat horse meat in this country.
All red meats are off. I'm suicidal.

Looking forward to my fillet steak, chips, mushrooms and peas, loads of fresh bread and butter tonight :y
You bastard. You fat bastard.

Did I mention I hate you AA? :P

Oi, less of the fat..... ;D
Yeah, I'll give you that one. Still hate you though. Hope your steak burns :P
Title: Re: Life is over...
Post by: Auto Addict on 12 November 2014, 19:23:35
I don't know why we don't eat horse meat in this country.
All red meats are off. I'm suicidal.

Looking forward to my fillet steak, chips, mushrooms and peas, loads of fresh bread and butter tonight :y
You bastard. You fat bastard.

Did I mention I hate you AA? :P

Oi, less of the fat..... ;D
Yeah, I'll give you that one. Still hate you though. Hope your steak burns :P


Just about to eat it, yummy, yummy, yummy, looks so tender and succulent. :y

Thinking of you, no sympathy though...... :D

...with a glass or three of Cote de Rhone :y
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Post by: TheBoy on 12 November 2014, 19:25:17
I don't know why we don't eat horse meat in this country.
All red meats are off. I'm suicidal.

Looking forward to my fillet steak, chips, mushrooms and peas, loads of fresh bread and butter tonight :y
You bastard. You fat bastard.

Did I mention I hate you AA? :P

Oi, less of the fat..... ;D
Yeah, I'll give you that one. Still hate you though. Hope your steak burns :P


Just about to eat it, yummy, yummy, yummy, looks so tender and succulent. :y

Thinking of you, no sympathy though...... :D
Choke on it  >:(

:P
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Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 12 November 2014, 19:28:09
If I get one truly tender steak in ten, I'm lucky.  :'(

The sizzle and smell often lead to disappointment. :(

I live in hope though. :y
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Post by: The Sheriff on 12 November 2014, 19:30:01
If I get one truly tender steak in ten, I'm lucky.  :'(

The sizzle and smell often lead to disappointment. :(

I live in hope though. :y
Asda sirloin at £4 a go(prepacked) is both cheap and good. Never had a bad one yet.
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Post by: 05omegav6 on 12 November 2014, 19:30:57
If I get one truly tender steak in ten, I'm lucky.  :'(

The sizzle and smell often lead to disappointment. :(

I live in hope though. :y
Are you talking food or ladies...
Title: Re: Life is over...
Post by: TheBoy on 12 November 2014, 19:33:06
If I get one truly tender steak in ten, I'm lucky.  :'(

The sizzle and smell often lead to disappointment. :(

I live in hope though. :y
We get the Costco ones. Never had a bad one, and never needs a steak knife, despite me liking my steak well and truly dead.

Only trouble is you have to buy it a cow at a time.
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Post by: 05omegav6 on 12 November 2014, 19:34:35
If I get one truly tender steak in ten, I'm lucky.  :'(

The sizzle and smell often lead to disappointment. :(

I live in hope though. :y
We get the Costco ones. Never had a bad one, and never needs a steak knife, despite me liking my steak well and truly dead.

Only trouble is you have to buy it a cow at a time.
Get a chest freezerbfor the garage now that it's weathertight :y
Title: Re: Life is over...
Post by: TheBoy on 12 November 2014, 19:45:18
If I get one truly tender steak in ten, I'm lucky.  :'(

The sizzle and smell often lead to disappointment. :(

I live in hope though. :y
We get the Costco ones. Never had a bad one, and never needs a steak knife, despite me liking my steak well and truly dead.

Only trouble is you have to buy it a cow at a time.
Get a chest freezerbfor the garage now that it's weathertight :y
That was given as a possible ignition source. So I'm sure you can understand my reluctance.
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Post by: The Sheriff on 12 November 2014, 19:46:31
If I get one truly tender steak in ten, I'm lucky.  :'(

The sizzle and smell often lead to disappointment. :(

I live in hope though. :y
We get the Costco ones. Never had a bad one, and never needs a steak knife, despite me liking my steak well and truly dead.

Only trouble is you have to buy it a cow at a time.
Get a chest freezerbfor the garage now that it's weathertight :y
That was given as a possible ignition source. So I'm sure you can understand my reluctance.
Yeah. And, in case you forgot, you can't eat red meat anyway.
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Post by: 05omegav6 on 12 November 2014, 19:48:41
Did the insurers not insist on an adequate ventilation system then :-\ Once bitten and all that...
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Post by: TheBoy on 12 November 2014, 19:48:45
If I get one truly tender steak in ten, I'm lucky.  :'(

The sizzle and smell often lead to disappointment. :(

I live in hope though. :y
We get the Costco ones. Never had a bad one, and never needs a steak knife, despite me liking my steak well and truly dead.

Only trouble is you have to buy it a cow at a time.
Get a chest freezerbfor the garage now that it's weathertight :y
That was given as a possible ignition source. So I'm sure you can understand my reluctance.
Yeah. And, in case you forgot, you can't eat red meat anyway.
And you can't grill fish fingers.
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Post by: TheBoy on 12 November 2014, 19:49:58
Did the insurers not insist on an adequate ventilation system then :-\ Once bitten and all that...
My renewal is due in February. I wonder want it'll be like  :'(
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Post by: The Sheriff on 12 November 2014, 19:50:33
I can fry steak though, or even go out for it. Now shut up and eat your apple pie. ;D
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Post by: 05omegav6 on 12 November 2014, 19:52:08
I can fry steak though, or even go out for it. Now shut up and eat your apple and blackberry pie. ;D
You're a cruel mistress ;D
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Post by: TheBoy on 12 November 2014, 19:54:03
I can fry steak though, or even go out for it. Now shut up and eat your apple pie. ;D
Hope yours has BSE.
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Post by: The Sheriff on 12 November 2014, 19:54:48
I can fry steak though, or even go out for it. Now shut up and eat your apple pie. ;D
Hope yours has BSE.
Hope not. Cant have me going mad, can we?  :D
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Post by: The Sheriff on 12 November 2014, 19:56:17
Anyhow....gout is only pain, surely? Eat your meat and ignore the pain. Simple really.
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Post by: TheBoy on 12 November 2014, 19:57:46
Anyhow....gout is only pain, surely? Eat your meat and ignore the pain. Simple really.
Indeed, its only pain, it will go away.

At the risk of sounding a bit bent, though, it does bloody smart a bit  :-[
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Post by: The Sheriff on 12 November 2014, 19:58:45
Anyhow....gout is only pain, surely? Eat your meat and ignore the pain. Simple really.
Indeed, its only pain, it will go away.


Wait till you get old, it's a laugh a minute.  :(
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Post by: 05omegav6 on 12 November 2014, 19:59:23
Define 'a bit'  :-\

On a scale of two...
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Post by: TheBoy on 12 November 2014, 20:01:36
Anyhow....gout is only pain, surely? Eat your meat and ignore the pain. Simple really.
Indeed, its only pain, it will go away.


Wait till you get old, it's a laugh a minute.  :(
At least when you piss and shit yourself, it keeps you warm...
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Post by: TheBoy on 12 November 2014, 20:01:44
Define 'a bit'  :-\

On a scale of two...
1
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Post by: The Sheriff on 12 November 2014, 20:02:39
Anyhow....gout is only pain, surely? Eat your meat and ignore the pain. Simple really.
Indeed, its only pain, it will go away.


Wait till you get old, it's a laugh a minute.  :(
At least when you piss and shit yourself, it keeps you warm...
It's very short lived comfort, though. And a bit smelly. ;D
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Post by: 05omegav6 on 12 November 2014, 20:03:53
Define 'a bit'  :-\

On a scale of two...
1
In that case man up ya big jessie... it's not like it's man flu ;D
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Post by: TheBoy on 12 November 2014, 20:08:58
Define 'a bit'  :-\

On a scale of two...
1
In that case man up ya big jessie... it's not like it's man flu ;D
Between you and me, it just hurts a ficking lot all the time. Anything touches the knuckle, and it really ficking hurts.
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Post by: The Sheriff on 12 November 2014, 20:12:30
Define 'a bit'  :-\

On a scale of two...
1
In that case man up ya big jessie... it's not like it's man flu ;D
Between you and me, it just hurts a ficking lot all the time. Anything touches the knuckle, and it really ficking hurts.
I had to start using that word because you stopped me using the other two. ;D
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Post by: Taxi_Driver on 12 November 2014, 20:17:51
I don't know why we don't eat horse meat in this country.
All red meats are off. I'm suicidal.

If you were to buy a piece of package steak and cross out the words 'beef steak' or whatever and write 'chicken filet' on it instead, would Mrs TB fall for it  ::) or perhaps you could persuade her that 'Aberdeen angus' is a breed of chicken  ::) ;D
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Post by: jimbobmccoy on 12 November 2014, 21:25:16
Cherries help. They speed up the break down of uric acid crystals. And celery too. Drink a sh*t load of water too.

Probably the most painful thing I've ever suffered with so you have my sympathies.
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Post by: moggy on 12 November 2014, 21:34:31
Surely,the only time goat.Will hurt you is if  he butts you.Or did i just dream it. ;D :D
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Post by: Auto Addict on 13 November 2014, 07:07:10
I don't know why we don't eat horse meat in this country.
All red meats are off. I'm suicidal.

Looking forward to my fillet steak, chips, mushrooms and peas, loads of fresh bread and butter tonight :y
You bastard. You fat bastard.

Did I mention I hate you AA? :P

Oi, less of the fat..... ;D
Yeah, I'll give you that one. Still hate you though. Hope your steak burns :P


Just about to eat it, yummy, yummy, yummy, looks so tender and succulent. :y

Thinking of you, no sympathy though...... :D
Choke on it  >:(

:P

Delicious, bought from a farm shop in North Wales last weekend :y
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Post by: Paddy Flannery on 13 November 2014, 08:25:20
Naproxen. The sworn enemy of gout.  :y

Get on it. No more pain.
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Post by: TheBoy on 13 November 2014, 18:09:22
Naproxen. The sworn enemy of gout.  :y

Get on it. No more pain.
That's what I'm on. Doesn't touch it TBH, but does make me sleep through it. Aspirin makes me sleep  :-[, so these tablets, 500mg strength, knock me out.
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Post by: chrisgixer on 13 November 2014, 19:56:50
You really are the gayest gay in the world. Aspirin makes you sleep? ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: TheBoy on 13 November 2014, 20:04:54
You really are the gayest gay in the world. Aspirin makes you sleep? ;D ;D ;D
Yeah, bugger me does it.

Being a fat bastard, I often pop half an Aspirin before flying.  I don't always see push back (ooo-er missus), and still pretty dopey when walking out of the airport the other end  :-[


That, m'lord, is why I don't do prescription drugs.
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Post by: chrisgixer on 13 November 2014, 20:06:47
That's not right.... You need a Dr.
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Post by: aaronjb on 13 November 2014, 20:10:51
That's not right.... You need the glue factory.

That's harsh, Chris.. ;) ;D
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Post by: Kevin Wood on 13 November 2014, 20:38:05
You really are the gayest gay in the world. Aspirin makes you sleep? ;D ;D ;D

Makes me sleep too. Permanently, if I don't then get to oxygen quick enough. ::)
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Post by: chrisgixer on 13 November 2014, 20:40:29
You really are the gayest gay in the world. Aspirin makes you sleep? ;D ;D ;D

Makes me sleep too. Permanently, if I don't then get to oxygen quick enough. ::)

See that's a proper manly reaction to a drug! None of this mincing off to sleep nonsense.