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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Sir Tigger KC on 20 November 2014, 23:15:46

Title: New job?
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 20 November 2014, 23:15:46
There's often talk on here about jobs and careers, and it seems that quite a few members would like to take a different path in life.  :y

As it transpires that many OOFer's are.... shall we say... rather cuddly!  ::)  I think I have found the ideal career for the disaffected OOFer!  :) 

A professional Cuddler!!  :D :D :D  ;D ;D ;D

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/woman-opens-professional-cuddling-shop-gets-10000-customers-in-first-week-9870211.html

Apparently she charges $60 an hour!  :o  She's fairly easy on the eye though so you 'orrible lot might have to charge a bit less!!  :P
Title: Re: New job?
Post by: Vamps on 20 November 2014, 23:20:50
Whilst I am looking for 'something else' I would be no good for that, built like a rake..... ::) ::)

There is a girl at work, who is rather well built and she gives me cuddles when I need them, and she allows me to 'rest my head' they are like a shelf.......... :D :D
Title: Re: New job?
Post by: Andy B on 20 November 2014, 23:40:35
.... and she allows me to 'rest my head' they are like a shelf.......... :D :D

and you've approved this with Mrs Vamps?  :o ;) ;)
Title: Re: New job?
Post by: Vamps on 20 November 2014, 23:52:32
.... and she allows me to 'rest my head' they are like a shelf.......... :D :D

and you've approved this with Mrs Vamps?  :o ;) ;)

er no, what she doesn't know and all that.............. ;) ;) :y
Title: Re: New job?
Post by: dbug on 21 November 2014, 00:52:14
There's often talk on here about jobs and careers, and it seems that quite a few members would like to take a different path in life.  :y

As it transpires that many OOFer's are.... shall we say... rather cuddly!  ::)  I think I have found the ideal career for the disaffected OOFer!  :) 

A professional Cuddler!!  :D :D :D  ;D ;D ;D

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/woman-opens-professional-cuddling-shop-gets-10000-customers-in-first-week-9870211.html

Apparently she charges $60 an hour!  :o  She's fairly easy on the eye though so you 'orrible lot might have to charge a bit less!!  :P

Sounds like a knocking shop to me  ??? ;)
Title: Re: New job?
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 21 November 2014, 00:55:07
Nah I'm sure it's all above board!  ::)  Maybe some of our lot might offer a 'Happy Ending' though...  :-\  ;D
Title: Re: New job?
Post by: aaronjb on 21 November 2014, 09:42:04
There is a girl at work, who is rather well built and she gives me cuddles when I need them, and she allows me to 'rest my head' they are like a shelf.......... :D :D

OK, who else is applying for a job at Vamps' place? ;D
Title: Re: New job?
Post by: The Sheriff on 21 November 2014, 10:09:31
Cuddling? On a bed? With a female? In her pyjamas? Do me a favour........ ;D
Title: Re: New job?
Post by: Varche on 21 November 2014, 10:30:59
Crikey. No make that double crikey.
Title: Re: New job?
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 21 November 2014, 11:15:36
Whilst I am looking for 'something else' I would be no good for that, built like a rake..... ::) ::)

There is a girl at work, who is rather well built and she gives me cuddles when I need them, and she allows me to 'rest my head' they are like a shelf.......... :D :D

You can't beat a big-titted  and comely wench. :y
Title: Re: New job?
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 21 November 2014, 11:23:16
Whilst I am looking for 'something else' I would be no good for that, built like a rake..... ::) ::)

There is a girl at work, who is rather well built and she gives me cuddles when I need them, and she allows me to 'rest my head' they are like a shelf.......... :D :D

Are you kneeling down?............and is her blouse open or shut?

Just asking. :)