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Title: WHY
Post by: cleggy on 13 December 2014, 19:35:16
Does your nose always itch when you can't scratch it. ??? ;D
Like when washing up, I was using epoxy resin today with latex gloves on and the itching started.
Sensible explanations only STMO. ;)
Title: Re: WHY
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 13 December 2014, 19:37:19
It's far worse when your balls start to itch for no apparent reason.

You can't scratch your balls in front of the vicar. ;)
Title: Re: WHY
Post by: The Sheriff on 13 December 2014, 19:44:41
It's far worse when your balls start to itch for no apparent reason.

You can't scratch your balls in front of the vicar. ;)
Get the vicar to scratch them for you.
Title: Re: WHY
Post by: flyer 0712 on 13 December 2014, 19:51:57
You never nose when thats going to happen  :y :y
Title: Re: WHY
Post by: cleggy on 13 December 2014, 20:09:40
What do you lot know about sensible. ;D ;D ;D
P.S Don't scratch the two veg when using Araldite.  :y ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: WHY
Post by: tidla on 13 December 2014, 21:49:36
Theres a valid reason why men scratch there balls. Its cus they can (Other than at the vicarage for tea)
Title: Re: WHY
Post by: TheBoy on 14 December 2014, 08:38:56
Like when washing up
Whats that then? Is that one of those pink jobs that happens in the kitchen?
Title: Re: WHY
Post by: Kevin Wood on 14 December 2014, 08:41:03
Like when washing up
Whats that then? Is that one of those pink jobs that happens in the kitchen?
It's what that nice machine in the kitchen does when it's worki....OOPS! :-X
Title: Re: WHY
Post by: TheBoy on 14 December 2014, 08:43:45
Like when washing up
Whats that then? Is that one of those pink jobs that happens in the kitchen?
It's what that nice machine in the kitchen does when it's worki....OOPS! :-X
That unit cleans more than just engine parts? :o
Title: Re: WHY
Post by: Rog on 14 December 2014, 08:53:26
Does your nose always itch when you can't scratch it. ??? ;D
Like when washing up, I was using epoxy resin today with latex gloves on and the itching started.
Sensible explanations only STMO. ;)

I suppose it's like always wanting to fart in the cinema then ?      ;D

Title: Re: WHY
Post by: TheBoy on 14 December 2014, 08:55:43
Does your nose always itch when you can't scratch it. ??? ;D
Like when washing up, I was using epoxy resin today with latex gloves on and the itching started.
Sensible explanations only STMO. ;)

I suppose it's like always wanting to fart in the cinema then ?      ;D
Is that considered bad form then?
Title: Re: WHY
Post by: Kevin Wood on 14 December 2014, 09:00:16
Does your nose always itch when you can't scratch it. ??? ;D
Like when washing up, I was using epoxy resin today with latex gloves on and the itching started.
Sensible explanations only STMO. ;)

I suppose it's like always wanting to fart in the cinema then ?      ;D
Is that considered bad form then?
If you go to the subtitled showings, you only have to mask the vibration against the seats, not the noise. :y
Title: Re: WHY
Post by: Rog on 14 December 2014, 09:11:54
Does your nose always itch when you can't scratch it. ??? ;D
Like when washing up, I was using epoxy resin today with latex gloves on and the itching started.
Sensible explanations only STMO. ;)

I suppose it's like always wanting to fart in the cinema then ?      ;D
Is that considered bad form then?
If you go to the subtitled showings, you only have to mask the vibration against the seats, not the noise. :y

I was thinking more about the aroma . . . . . . (http://www.myemoticons.com/images/humor/stinks/fart.gif)




Title: Re: WHY
Post by: Bigron on 14 December 2014, 09:13:33
After chopping chillies for your favourite curry, don't forget to wash your hands before going for a pee.....believe me, you will remember in future!

Ron.
Title: Re: WHY
Post by: Kevin Wood on 14 December 2014, 10:10:51
Does your nose always itch when you can't scratch it. ??? ;D
Like when washing up, I was using epoxy resin today with latex gloves on and the itching started.
Sensible explanations only STMO. ;)

I suppose it's like always wanting to fart in the cinema then ?      ;D
Is that considered bad form then?
If you go to the subtitled showings, you only have to mask the vibration against the seats, not the noise. :y

I was thinking more about the aroma . . . . . . (http://www.myemoticons.com/images/humor/stinks/fart.gif)

.. as long as you maintain the illusion of being as shocked as everyone else.... ::)
Title: Re: WHY
Post by: Gaffers on 14 December 2014, 10:56:56
Why is it my crohn's kicks in and makes me want the loo just as I put the one piece tri suit on :-[
Title: Re: WHY
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 14 December 2014, 11:01:26
Like when washing up
Whats that then? Is that one of those pink jobs that happens in the kitchen?

Agreed. Here in England we have women to deal with menial chores. Men shouldn't be expected to run the world and do the washing up.
Title: Re: WHY
Post by: cleggy on 14 December 2014, 12:04:46
Like when washing up
Whats that then? Is that one of those pink jobs that happens in the kitchen?

Agreed. Here in England we have women to deal with menial chores. Men shouldn't be expected to run the world and do the washing up.

So by your theory my nose wouldn't itch, except when I'm up to  man's stuff, hands covered oil and glue and stuff. ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D
So I get SWMBO to scratch it :y