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Title: 2 young ladies
Post by: phil her up on 26 June 2008, 23:59:08

On their way home from a night on the town 2 young ladies decided that they had to go for a pee. The only place with any degree of privacy was the cemetery. After having done what had to be done they found than neither had a tissue to clean themselves up. The first lady said that she would use her knickers and then throw them in the rubbish bin. The second lady said that her husband would have a fit if she came home without any knickers so she grabbed a ribbon from one of the floral tributes on a gravesite.
The following day the two husbands were talking and the first lad said that his wife had come home without any knickers. The second lad said "I don't know what you're worried about, my wife came home with a red ribbon tucked in hers saying 'We'll never forget you - all the regulars at the Crown and Thistle"

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Post by: JueV6 on 27 June 2008, 00:01:50

pmsl  ;D ;D ;D ;D

SWMBO was not amused.....lol

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Post by: Debs. on 27 June 2008, 07:04:38

 ;D Gravely amusing! ;D

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Post by: FRE07962128 on 27 June 2008, 07:37:55

Brilliant Phil!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Mr Skrunts on 27 June 2008, 07:44:33

Haha, nice one.   ;D ;D ;D :y

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Post by: Vamps on 27 June 2008, 14:06:44

Good one :y :y :y

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Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 27 June 2008, 16:00:44

amusing. ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: mars on 27 June 2008, 16:34:47

 ;D ;D ;D :y

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Post by: amigov6 on 28 June 2008, 18:47:25

Still giggling. ;D

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Post by: HolyCount on 28 June 2008, 19:02:43

 ;D ;D ;D  Like that  ;D ;D