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Title: Help....please..
Post by: The Sheriff on 20 December 2014, 18:19:40
.....help me.
I saw  brand new shitroen berlingo yesterday, guy was loading it up in asda. It looked huge in the back and........I quite liked it. I know.... :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Help....please..
Post by: 4x4 on 20 December 2014, 18:22:24
NURSE......




Stmo needs more daewoo meds  ;D
Title: Re: Help....please..
Post by: Andy B on 20 December 2014, 18:22:41
............
I quite liked it. I know.... :'( :'( :'(
Go & sit in a darkened corner till the feeling goes away  ;) ;)
Title: Re: Help....please..
Post by: The Sheriff on 20 December 2014, 18:23:43
............
I quite liked it. I know.... :'( :'( :'(
Go & sit in a darkened corner till the feeling goes away  ;) ;)
I think I may need to get my wife to punch me in the face. Again.
Title: Re: Help....please..
Post by: Taxi_Driver on 20 December 2014, 18:32:35
............
I quite liked it. I know.... :'( :'( :'(
Go & sit in a darkened corner till the feeling goes away  ;) ;)
I think I may need to get my wife to punch me in the face. Again.

Have you tried a kicking in the gonads  :-\ ;D
Title: Re: Help....please..
Post by: 05omegav6 on 20 December 2014, 18:55:14
Now then TD, you know that only works if he uses them...
Title: Re: Help....please..
Post by: 05omegav6 on 20 December 2014, 18:57:19
.....help me.
I saw  brand new shitroen berlingo yesterday, guy was loading it up in asda. It looked huge in the back and........I quite liked it. I know.... :'( :'( :'(
My neighbour has one, and seems to like it...that said, their other car is a clit van...
Title: Re: Help....please..
Post by: Andy B on 20 December 2014, 19:12:43
............
I quite liked it. I know.... :'( :'( :'(
Go & sit in a darkened corner till the feeling goes away  ;) ;)
I think I may need to get my wife to punch me in the face. Again.

I forgot to add .........

I spent £500 on SWMBO's 60 plate 23000 mile C3 a few months ago on known to Citroen faults. That might influence your decision.  ;)
Title: Re: Help....please..
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 20 December 2014, 19:33:30
Go on!! Buy it!! You know you want to!!  :y :y :y
Title: Re: Help....please..
Post by: Debs. on 20 December 2014, 19:58:24
I spent £500 on SWMBO's 60 plate 23000 mile C3 a few months ago on known to Citroen faults.

1: Being French.   :P
2: Being made mostly from plastic; save for the notable exception of the Zamak 'metal' (sic erat scriptum) roadsprings.  :o
Title: Re: Help....please..
Post by: The Sheriff on 20 December 2014, 20:33:22
I spent £500 on SWMBO's 60 plate 23000 mile C3 a few months ago on known to Citroen faults.

1: Being French.   :P
2: Being made mostly from plastic; save for the notable exception of the Zamak 'metal' (sic erat scriptum) roadsprings.  :o
Listen, smart arse, stick to what yer know. Snow, dogs, mountains and sheepshit.  ;D
Title: Re: Help....please..
Post by: the alarming man on 20 December 2014, 20:43:32
I spent £500 on SWMBO's 60 plate 23000 mile C3 a few months ago on known to Citroen faults.

1: Being French.   :P
2: Being made mostly from plastic; save for the notable exception of the Zamak 'metal' (sic erat scriptum) roadsprings.  :o
Listen, smart arse, stick to what yer know. Snow, dogs, mountains and sheepshit.  ;D




that's pretty apt that's exactly what a berlingo is sheepshite
Title: Re: Help....please..
Post by: Debs. on 20 December 2014, 20:44:21
Listen, smart arse, stick to what yer know. Snow, dogs, mountains and sheepshit.  ;D

 :P........ ;D........ :y
Title: Re: Help....please..
Post by: Andy B on 20 December 2014, 20:57:28
....

1: Being French.   :P
2: Being made mostly from plastic; save for the notable exception of the Zamak 'metal' (sic erat scriptum) roadsprings.  :o

You're right on all counts  :y ............... I didn't choose it, SWMBO choose it because it's GREEN!  :-X
Title: Re: Help....please..
Post by: 05omegav6 on 20 December 2014, 21:18:29
The colour doesn't affect the emissions ::)
Title: Re: Help....please..
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 20 December 2014, 21:31:29
.....help me.
I saw  brand new shitroen berlingo yesterday, guy was loading it up in asda. It looked huge in the back and........I quite liked it. I know.... :'( :'( :'(

Let us say the Berlingo retails for £18000.

Let us assume you will be offered £1500 in P/X for your Daewoo.

This leaves a paltry balance of £16500.

Sounds like reasonably inexpensive motoring. ;D


Title: Re: Help....please..
Post by: tidla on 20 December 2014, 21:53:50
Should of had a bid on this.

http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/index.php?topic=127864.0

Plenty of room for the shopping and its green too and kinda fits in with your current portfolio of vehicles.
Title: Re: Help....please..
Post by: Vamps on 20 December 2014, 22:09:05
.....help me.
I saw  brand new shitroen berlingo yesterday, guy was loading it up in asda. It looked huge in the back and........I quite liked it. I know.... :'( :'( :'(

As God is My witness I was looking at them recently, thinking on the lines of practicality....... :-[ :-[

Didn't look for long though......  :D :D
Title: Re: Help....please..
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 21 December 2014, 16:40:04
.....help me.
I saw  brand new shitroen berlingo yesterday, guy was loading it up in asda. It looked huge in the back and........I quite liked it. I know.... :'( :'( :'(

As God is My witness I was looking at them recently, thinking on the lines of practicality....... :-[ :-[

Didn't look for long though......  :D :D

Citroen DS...or SM..... :y :y

Citroen Bol*ocksingo.... :-X :-X :'(
Title: Re: Help....please..
Post by: Kevin Wood on 21 December 2014, 17:11:02
Citroen DS...or SM..... :y :y

Yes.. or  one of the other decent cars they have made.

Erm.. Hang on... ::)
Title: Re: Help....please..
Post by: TheBoy on 21 December 2014, 18:45:34
When I was a nipper, Dad had a DS Safari.  Quite a good car in its day.
Title: Re: Help....please..
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 21 December 2014, 19:13:38
When I was a nipper, Dad had a DS Safari.  Quite a good car in its day.

For quite a good car read 'Iconic'. ;)
Title: Re: Help....please..
Post by: Andy B on 21 December 2014, 19:50:32
When I was a nipper, Dad had a DS Safari.  Quite a good car in its day.

For quite a good car read 'Iconic'. ;)

They were/are indeed.
Title: Re: Help....please..
Post by: Vamps on 21 December 2014, 23:05:09
When I was a nipper, Dad had a DS Safari.  Quite a good car in its day.

For quite a good car read 'Iconic'. ;)

They were/are indeed.

Indeed.............. :y :y
Title: Re: Help....please..
Post by: Gaffers on 22 December 2014, 08:40:19
How many times do I have to repeat my french factory experience for you to understand that you do not want to be doing any speed in a vehicle built by someone who has drunk a bottle of wine for lunch!
Title: Re: Help....please..
Post by: Kevin Wood on 22 December 2014, 10:14:01
How many times do I have to repeat my french factory experience for you to understand that you do not want to be doing any speed in a vehicle built by someone who has drunk a bottle of wine for lunch!

Just the one bottle? Must have been one of the good factories. :-X