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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 05 January 2015, 19:51:27

Title: Channel 5 at nine.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 05 January 2015, 19:51:27

Benefits: Too fat to work.

Whatever next? Benefits: Too thin to work.

Benefits: Too ginger to work.

The list for trash TV seems almost endless. :'(

Title: Re: Channel 5 at nine.
Post by: The Sheriff on 05 January 2015, 20:01:23

I'm watching the mighty Liverpool being crippled by Wimbledon....again  ;D

Title: Re: Channel 5 at nine.
Post by: plym ian on 05 January 2015, 20:09:09

Think its got a guy and his other half from plymouth. A great advert for merry plymouth :y


or not ;D

Title: Re: Channel 5 at nine.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 05 January 2015, 20:25:22

Quote from: STMO on 05 January 2015, 20:01:23

I'm watching the mighty Liverpool being crippled by Wimbledon....again  ;D

The mighty Liverpool......or the once mighty Liverpool. ;D

Title: Re: Channel 5 at nine.
Post by: BazaJT on 05 January 2015, 20:44:01

Yes apparently thanks to a recent European court ruling being obese is now classed as a disability!No longer are people just plain fat they are obese and therefore disabled!!!

Title: Re: Channel 5 at nine.
Post by: aaronjb on 05 January 2015, 21:31:18

This reminds me to find out what benefits I can get for being a fat blobber ;)

Title: Re: Channel 5 at nine.
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 05 January 2015, 23:00:47

I think I need to eat more pies!  8)

Title: Re: Channel 5 at nine.
Post by: Steve B on 06 January 2015, 00:19:28

Reminded me of shrek ..Did you see the greedy fat pig.. All he thought about was food food food ... All his own fault...

His new wife was nice Mmmm

Title: Re: Channel 5 at nine.
Post by: dbug on 06 January 2015, 00:33:35

Is idleness a disability too?  ???