Omega Owners Forum
Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: kris9128 on 29 June 2008, 21:46:28
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Between 18 and 25, a woman is like Africa : wild, naturally beautiful and full of mysterious, fertile deltas.
- Between 26 and 34, a woman is like America : well-developed and open for trade, especially for those with stacks of money.
- Between 35 and 44, a woman is like India : sensual, relaxed, in full bloom, aware of her beauty.
- Between 45 and 54, a woman is like France : deliciously mature, still a pleasant destination to visit.
- Between 55 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia : a lost war, haunted by the mistakes of the past. Major reconstruction work is mostly the only answer.
- Between 61 and 65, a woman is like Russia : vast, with undefined frontier. The cold climate puts off any potential visitors.
- Between 66 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia : a glorious past, great conquests, but without a future.
- After 70, a woman is like Afghanistan or the north pole: many know its whereabouts, but no-one dares to venture there...
MALE GEOGRAPHY
- Between 15 and 90, a man is like Zimbabwe: ruled by a dick...
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after 80 a woman is like the UK.... Buggered!
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brilliant & how true. i like buggered like england. ha ;D
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pmfsl ;D ;D ;D
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;D ;D LMAO ;D ;D
:y LOL :y
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after 80 a woman is like the UK.... Buggered!
;D ;D ;D
so next time i'm buggering an 80 year old i'll think of england! ;D
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after 80 a woman is like the UK.... Buggered!
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pmsl ;D ;D ;D ;D
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after 80 a woman is like the UK.... Buggered!
;D ;D ;D
so next time i'm buggering an 80 year old i'll think of england! ;D
I feel ill ........
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after 80 a woman is like the UK.... Buggered!
;D ;D ;D
so next time i'm buggering an 80 year old i'll think of england! ;D
EW EW EW Toooo much info. ;D ;D
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after 80 a woman is like the UK.... Buggered!
;D ;D ;D
so next time i'm buggering an 80 year old i'll think of england! ;D
I can feel a section 3 coming on.... :o ;D
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after 80 a woman is like the UK.... Buggered!
;D ;D ;D
so next time i'm buggering an 80 year old i'll think of england! ;D
As you should! ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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after 80 a woman is like the UK.... Buggered!
;D ;D ;D
so next time i'm buggering an 80 year old i'll think of england! ;D
have you never wondered if there are times when something that's funny in your head might be just a little toooo graphic for public consumption......????
we ALL had the same thought..... (anyone who says different is a lying idiot) but the rest of us also went
" EUUUUWWWW , gross out time , maybe i won't post that....... "
;D :y :y
Once again, this years prize for commitment in the cause of humour goes to Danny...
Mind you, I'm not sure that Sectioning in the pursuit of a joke is a great plan, but damn, it's a funny old world....
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that sounded funnier and friendlier in my head,.....
see, that's why I don't win these awards.....
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Superb. ;D ;D ;D
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Found it really funny, and topical
Have copied it and taking it to show the girls at work :D :D
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after 80 a woman is like the UK.... Buggered!
;D ;D ;D
so next time i'm buggering an 80 year old i'll think of england! ;D
have you never wondered if there are times when something that's funny in your head might be just a little toooo graphic for public consumption......????
we ALL had the same thought..... (anyone who says different is a lying idiot) but the rest of us also went
" EUUUUWWWW , gross out time , maybe i won't post that....... "
;D :y :y
Once again, this years prize for commitment in the cause of humour goes to Danny...
Mind you, I'm not sure that Sectioning in the pursuit of a joke is a great plan, but damn, it's a funny old world....
:y
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Heard this one a few years back but still funny.