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Title: Headache
Post by: M16 on 02 July 2008, 21:48:50
A guy is out with his mates has a few drinks and is feeling rather fruity, but being true to his wife, he goes home. He finds her sound asleep in bed with her mouth wide open, so he gets two aspirin and drops them in her mouth.

She starts to choke, but recovers and asks, "What the hell did you put in my mouth?"

He says, "Two aspirin."

She replies, "BUT I DON'T HAVE A HEADACHE!"

He says, "That's all I wanted to hear."
Title: Re: Headache
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 02 July 2008, 21:50:46
PMSL   ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Headache
Post by: rickyboy on 02 July 2008, 21:50:50
Good tactics!  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Headache
Post by: Vamps on 02 July 2008, 21:56:29
LOL  ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y
Title: Re: Headache
Post by: Entwood on 02 July 2008, 22:02:27
The old ones are still ......  the old ones .   :y :y :y :y :y

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Headache
Post by: Debs. on 02 July 2008, 22:06:00
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Headache
Post by: stuart30 on 02 July 2008, 22:17:11
Has he never heard of a pillow and a good lawyer  ;D