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Title: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: The Sheriff on 09 March 2015, 20:01:19
Someone has just suggested to me that Chrisgixer might make a good admin(cry). I laughed it off but, after further consideration, I'm warming to the idea. He's always online so would be available night and day to ban people who don't like talking endlessly about tyres and suspension sort out any problems. He has a pleasant disposition and, I'm sure, would be only too willing to get rid of me at the earliest opportunity give members a fair assessment of potential disputes.

Yes........CG for admin  :y
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: The Sheriff on 09 March 2015, 20:05:31
Poll added. 2 days only.
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: zirk on 09 March 2015, 20:06:11
Hows that gonna work then, Hes not even a Member any more?
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: The Sheriff on 09 March 2015, 20:07:11
http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/index.php?topic=129173.0
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: zirk on 09 March 2015, 20:09:13
Ah, ok, He's back,

Needs a Name Change to 'Jack in the Box' then.
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: 05omegav6 on 09 March 2015, 20:09:27
Hows that gonna work then, Hes not even a Member any more?
In the words of Desmond Llewellyn...

Oh do pay attention 007 ::)
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: zirk on 09 March 2015, 20:10:44
Hows that gonna work then, Hes not even a Member any more?
In the words of Desmond Llewellyn...

Oh do pay attention 007 ::)
Sorry, but I just dont spend much time on here you know.  :P
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: The Sheriff on 09 March 2015, 20:11:13
Ah, ok, He's back,

Needs a Name Change to 'Jack in the Box' then.
Does he do that? Dirty bugger. ;D
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: The Sheriff on 09 March 2015, 20:14:56
No one has said no yet.
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: chrisgixer on 09 March 2015, 20:15:33
MwwwaaaaaahahahaAAAAAAA  ;D


You have it arse backwards Esta. I'd ban all the others and just leave you and me. All cuddly and nice.












From a good distance obviously. ;D
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: zirk on 09 March 2015, 20:16:25
No one has said no yet.
or Yes.
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: zirk on 09 March 2015, 20:17:13
Welcome back Jack!

Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: The Sheriff on 09 March 2015, 20:17:57
No one has said no yet.
or Yes.
50% yes..50% think I'm pissed  :-\
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: Nick W on 09 March 2015, 20:26:24
The third choice should read I'm not yet pissed enough to vote on this.

Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: The Sheriff on 09 March 2015, 20:27:18
The third choice should read I'm not yet pissed enough to vote on this.
That's a maybe then?  ;D
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 09 March 2015, 20:27:36
No one has said no yet.
or Yes.
50% yes..50% think I'm pissed  :-\

Make that 60 66.7 71.4%!  ;D
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: The Sheriff on 09 March 2015, 20:29:14
No one has said no yet.
or Yes.
50% yes..50% think I'm pissed  :-\

Make that 60 66.7%!  ;D
Poor Gixer  :'(
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: chrisgixer on 09 March 2015, 20:34:30
The third choice should read I'm not yet pissed enough to vote on this.
That's a maybe then?  ;D

Got t be a 10 pinta :P
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 09 March 2015, 20:35:33
MwwwaaaaaahahahaAAAAAAA  ;D


You have it arse backwards Esta. I'd ban all the others and just leave you and me. All cuddly and nice.


Oh dear. :( :( ;D ;D











From a good distance obviously. ;D
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: The Sheriff on 09 March 2015, 20:38:17
MwwwaaaaaahahahaAAAAAAA  ;D


You have it arse backwards Esta. I'd ban all the others and just leave you and me. All cuddly and nice.


Oh dear. :( :( ;D ;D











From a good distance obviously. ;D
I would ban people who hide their posts in the middle of big boxes.  ;D
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: Webby the Bear on 09 March 2015, 20:39:56
I'll vote yes as long as he agrees that the official OOF tyre advice is...

Go tyre shop
Buy budget tyres
Get them fitted
Move on with life

 :y
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: The Sheriff on 09 March 2015, 20:47:01
I'll vote yes as long as he agrees that the official OOF tyre advice is...

Go tyre shop
Buy budget tyres
Get them fitted
Move on with life

 :y
Coffee......don't forget the free coffee...
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: chrisgixer on 09 March 2015, 20:48:06
I voted your pissed.


4 other pissed people voted yes. Are you all mad ;D
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: powerslinky on 09 March 2015, 20:49:07
I voted your pissed.


4 other pissed people voted yes. Are you all mad ;D

Without a doubt  Mr. G  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: The Sheriff on 09 March 2015, 20:50:39
Only one definite no, but when have we ever taken any notice of Jaime?
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: chrisgixer on 09 March 2015, 20:51:05
Only one definite no, but when have we ever taken any notice of Jaime?

;D  :-X
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 09 March 2015, 20:58:11
Gixer's criteria for a ban would be:-

It's gonna be quiet round here......  :-\  :D  ;D
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: The Sheriff on 09 March 2015, 21:00:21
Gixer's criteria for a ban would be:-
  • Anyone who dosn't possess a TC card.
  • Anyone who fits pattern parts.
  • Anyone who fits parts that are not GM/VX even if a quality brand with the possible exception of Lemforder.
  • Anyone who buys stuff from ECP, especially windscreen wipers.
  • Anyone who has never taken their car to WIM.
  • Anyone who spends less than £120 per tyre.
  • Anyone who hasn't polybushed their wishbones.
  • Anyone who puts their Omega through an automatic car wash.

It's gonna be quiet round here......  :-\  :D  ;D
A comprehensive, if not complete, list...... ;D
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 09 March 2015, 21:03:24
Feel free to add to it!  :D  ;D
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: The Sheriff on 09 March 2015, 21:05:45
Anyone who doesn't actually own an omega and is just hanging round like a bad smell. Bye.  ;D
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: Webby the Bear on 09 March 2015, 21:08:45
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 09 March 2015, 21:14:46
Anyone who doesn't actually own an omega and is just hanging round like a bad smell. Bye.  ;D

Yes that will sort out everyone else!  :y  Poor Gixer will be a lonely boy....  :'(
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: Nick W on 09 March 2015, 21:16:21
Anyone who considers the brakes to be good enough for the performance of the car.
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: Webby the Bear on 09 March 2015, 21:17:40
. . . Or uses copperslip  ;D
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: The Sheriff on 09 March 2015, 21:18:45
. . . Or uses copperslip  ;D
On their car anyway  ;D
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: tigers_gonads on 10 March 2015, 10:45:38
I'll vote yes as long as he agrees that the official OOF tyre advice is...

Go tyre shop
Buy budget tyres
Get them fitted
Move on with life

 :y



Nah, got to be remoulds  ;D
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: Kevin Wood on 10 March 2015, 10:49:41
Shiny new ear-warmers all round, then.  :D
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: Gaffers on 10 March 2015, 13:18:39
Are you kidding?!

He can't even post in the For Sale section, how do you expect him to moderate it? ::)
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: chrisgixer on 10 March 2015, 20:07:20
Gixer's criteria for a ban would be:-
  • Anyone who dosn't possess a TC card.
  • Anyone who fits pattern parts.
  • Anyone who fits parts that are not GM/VX even if a quality brand with the possible exception of Lemforder.
  • Anyone who buys stuff from ECP, especially windscreen wipers.
  • Anyone who has never taken their car to WIM.
  • Anyone who spends less than £120 per tyre.
  • Anyone who hasn't polybushed their wishbones.
  • Anyone who puts their Omega through an automatic car wash.


Any Milk float owners.  :P
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: the alarming man on 10 March 2015, 21:22:13
Anyone who doesn't actually own an omega and is just hanging round like a bad smell. Bye.  ;D



Errr well that would be you and me then....although I am trying to rejoin the fold :y
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: Gaffers on 10 March 2015, 21:34:35
Any Milk float owners.  :P

shall I tell the crowd how much you liked the Leaf? ::)
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: chrisgixer on 10 March 2015, 21:38:45
Any Milk float owners.  :P

shall I tell the crowd how much you liked the Leaf? ::)

It was alright actually.  :y

Would I buy a Milk float new one? No. Sorry, but no. :)
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: D on 10 March 2015, 22:05:07
Oh no, he's back. Who let him back in?

Although I was suspicious when a gollum appeared out of nowhere.  :o
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: The Sheriff on 10 March 2015, 22:11:58
Oh no, he's back. Who let him back in?

Although I was suspicious when a gollum appeared out of nowhere.  :o
You're happy....aren't you?  ;D
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 10 March 2015, 22:26:13
Oh no, he's back. Who let him back in?

Although I was suspicious when a gollum appeared out of nowhere.  :o
Somebodyses call? ::)
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: chrisgixer on 10 March 2015, 22:27:54
Well now. Can we be on line both at once?  :)
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: Doctor Smeagol on 10 March 2015, 22:29:29
Oh no, he's back. Who let him back in?

Although I was suspicious when a gollum appeared out of nowhere.  :o
Somebodyses call? ::)

We answers it!
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 10 March 2015, 22:30:58
Well now. Can we be on line both at once?  :)
Or notses ;D

Just need that Van Helsing chap to stick his/her preciouses little head up, and the setses is completeses :-*
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 10 March 2015, 22:32:06
Oh no, he's back. Who let him back in?

Although I was suspicious when a gollum appeared out of nowhere.  :o
Somebodyses call? ::)

We answers it!
We doeses doesn'tses we... oh yesses!
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: The ghost of Chris on 10 March 2015, 22:33:49
Oi!

Budge up  ::)
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: Doctor Smeagol on 10 March 2015, 22:38:18
CANT HAVE GHOSTSES. He's not dead. The dead keeps it. Only the dead.
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: 05omegav6 on 10 March 2015, 22:43:12
Settle down you lot ::)

And don't forget to vote ;)
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: henryd on 10 March 2015, 23:40:43
Oi!

Budge up  ::)

I is fookin confused now :-X
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: chrisgixer on 11 March 2015, 12:56:25
Gixer's criteria for a ban would be:-
  • Anyone who dosn't possess a TC card.
  • Anyone who fits pattern parts.
  • Anyone who fits parts that are not GM/VX even if a quality brand with the possible exception of Lemforder.
  • Anyone who buys stuff from ECP, especially windscreen wipers.
  • Anyone who has never taken their car to WIM.
  • Anyone who spends less than £120 per tyre.
  • Anyone who hasn't polybushed their wishbones.
  • Anyone who puts their Omega through an automatic car wash.


i would also cover that entire list with anyone who presents a solution to another member as gospel, without allowing that member to make an informed decision about the life/quality/performance on that part. That goes for tyres/pattern parts/garages/services/member services or tyre reviews.

For example, a member posting "I just went out and bought a new steering idler for minimal pounds, you should get one too"  without knowing the life of that part . Then go on to back the claim as successful in the face of all experience in here saying it's not and that the buyer should be aware the part will fale in weeks.

Your wipers could be the best cheapest ever lasting wipers in the world. But the point is, which you refuse to accept, is that you could not possibly have know that at the time. :) THOSE members we be banned instantly. For a while anyway. ;)

Fit what you like of course. But don't sell it to others without KNOWING its suitability.
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 11 March 2015, 13:51:17
Learn to post properly junior!  ::)
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: chrisgixer on 11 March 2015, 14:08:21
Learn to post properly junior!  ::)

However, if you where to update the use of that part as its life progresses, and where then in a position to recommend that item to the best of your knowledge, I might make you a moderator, as you'd be promoting the site helping its members, and proving yourself an all round good guy.

...but then patronising posts like this would see you demoted again ;D

Still. Never mind aye Tig ;D
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 11 March 2015, 14:31:01
No never mind Gix, because you'll have thrown your toys out of your pram and stomped off before long anyway.  ;D
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: chrisgixer on 11 March 2015, 14:43:26
Oh and any post count between 7385 and 7400 would get the title "sad Devonshire bugger married his sister apparently"  :o
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 11 March 2015, 15:02:35
Still here?  ::)
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: chrisgixer on 11 March 2015, 15:04:26
How are those wipers anyway Tig?

Should the oof all go buy them?
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 11 March 2015, 15:19:30
Just fine!  :y 
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: The Sheriff on 11 March 2015, 15:25:58
No input from admins yet, maybe they're having a meeting about it.  :-\
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: chrisgixer on 11 March 2015, 15:29:15
Just fine!  :y
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Got a link ?

How old/many miles?
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: henryd on 11 March 2015, 15:30:26
No input from admins yet, maybe they're having a meeting about it.  :-\

It'll not last long ;D
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: chrisgixer on 11 March 2015, 15:30:48
No input from admins yet, maybe they're having a meeting about it.  :-\

Oh yeeeeah I'm sure they're dead keen on the idea :D ;D
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 11 March 2015, 15:45:28
Just fine!  :y
Got a link ?

How old/many miles?

They are Valeo. Cost £2.74 for the pair from ECP during a sale about 12 months/18,000 miles ago.  :y
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: minifreek on 11 March 2015, 18:02:16
YAH BUNCH OF BULLIES.... !!!  :P  :D
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: Doctor Smeagol on 11 March 2015, 20:01:43
Just fine!  :y
Got a link ?

How old/many miles?

They are Valeo. Cost £2.74 for the pair from ECP during a sale about 12 months/18,000 miles ago.  :y

I had the flat bladeses. Or do you mean the conventional oneses?
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: The Sheriff on 11 March 2015, 20:16:58
I have to buy a 19" and a 24", paid £22 for bosch last time.
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 11 March 2015, 22:42:19
Just fine!  :y
Got a link ?

How old/many miles?

They are Valeo. Cost £2.74 for the pair from ECP during a sale about 12 months/18,000 miles ago.  :y

I had the flat bladeses. Or do you mean the conventional oneses?

Dunno.  :-\  At that price conventional I expect.  :y
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 13 March 2015, 14:08:24
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Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: The Sheriff on 13 March 2015, 15:14:57
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 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: Kevin Wood on 13 March 2015, 15:54:02
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It Moved, I tell you! Keep going. :y
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: chrisgixer on 13 March 2015, 16:15:40
No suggestion from me you notice. Now stop that it stings ;D


Or is that Esta? Lieing there. Not moving. ....at all. ;D
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: chrisgixer on 13 March 2015, 22:41:32
Admin Gixers brownie points list. (If I may be so bold...?  :D  ;D )

Dtm. 20 points points for steering idler innards suggestions.

Biggriffin 10piints for cheap frint grill spotted at fk automotive.

SETH, 30points for that brakes web site.

Unofficial. As off forum. TheBoy 20 points for sorting H's lappy.
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: EMD on 13 March 2015, 23:04:52
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 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: TheBoy on 14 March 2015, 09:31:54
Ah booger, I didn't get the opportunity to vote  :'(

Hmmm, I wonder how I would have voted ;D
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: chrisgixer on 14 March 2015, 10:32:49
11 pissed people said yes. That's ....   :o Amazing ;D   :y
Title: Re: Chrisgixer for admin
Post by: Webby the Bear on 14 March 2015, 14:33:26
So when's Kim Jung Gixer starting his new job as admin?