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Title: Oh Cock!
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 13 March 2015, 18:44:00

A lad in South Africa lost his penis when a circumcision went wrong.  :o  Happily the clever Doctors have fitted him with a new one!  :y

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-31876219

I wonder if he got a choice of penii and they came round with a colour/size chart?  :-\  ;D  Anyway it's a happy ending for the lad and by all accounts he can have one as well!  8)  :y

Title: Re: Oh Cock!
Post by: The Sheriff on 13 March 2015, 18:44:39

Left with just 1cm? There are a few on here would be made up with that.  ;D

Title: Re: Oh Cock!
Post by: PhilRich on 13 March 2015, 20:16:21

I really feel for the lad :(
He started out with a 12" black mamba and has ended up with a 4" white slug. Mind you, he can still take thepiss, only not as far :y ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Oh Cock!
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 13 March 2015, 20:56:42

Might have been a skinny little white boy who started out with a 4" slug and got a mamba!  :D

Title: Re: Oh Cock!
Post by: EMD on 13 March 2015, 23:14:25

Quote

"If you don't have a penis you are essentially dead

 ::)
 ;D

Title: Re: Oh Cock!
Post by: ronnyd on 14 March 2015, 13:55:21

I wonder how the doner felt.  :o

Title: Re: Oh Cock!
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 14 March 2015, 14:01:13

Quote from: ronnyd on 14 March 2015, 13:55:21

I wonder how the doner felt.  :o

As above.  ;)

Title: Re: Oh Cock!
Post by: The Sheriff on 14 March 2015, 18:56:30

Quote from: ronnyd on 14 March 2015, 13:55:21

I wonder how the doner felt.  :o

Like a kebab.

Title: Re: Oh Cock!
Post by: Bigron on 15 March 2015, 15:42:46

STMO, please accept the award for this year's most awful pun - I larfed jntil it hurt!

Ron.