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Title: STMO's next thread.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 24 March 2015, 20:02:47

The old boy has already thrilled us all with an in-depth look at curtains and blinds.

What next, I wonder?... ;)

Title: Re: STMO's next thread.
Post by: Webby the Bear on 24 March 2015, 20:04:26

Easiest way to get a car on bricks so you can nab the wheels   ::)

Title: Re: STMO's next thread.
Post by: Gaffers on 24 March 2015, 20:12:13

How to blow up a garage and blame it on "that gas cylinder"....































....what?!   Too soon ::)

Title: Re: STMO's next thread.
Post by: Crazycarzowner on 24 March 2015, 20:15:31

SAGA insurance quotes  :D

Stannah stair lifts  ;D

Title: Re: STMO's next thread.
Post by: CaptainZok on 24 March 2015, 20:38:08

Incontinence knickers?  ;D

Title: Re: STMO's next thread.
Post by: kevinp58 on 24 March 2015, 20:38:36

Incontinence pants  ;D ;D ;D  Must type quicker

Title: Re: STMO's next thread.
Post by: Crazycarzowner on 24 March 2015, 20:54:57

Daewoo OAP's forum  :P

Title: Re: STMO's next thread.
Post by: Terbs on 24 March 2015, 20:58:33

Bed Linen ;)

Title: Re: STMO's next thread.
Post by: Crazycarzowner on 24 March 2015, 21:07:10

Large buttoned mobile phones  ;D

Title: Re: STMO's next thread.
Post by: Nick W on 24 March 2015, 21:14:00

Pre-paid funerals?

Title: Re: STMO's next thread.
Post by: CaptainZok on 24 March 2015, 21:25:28

Fifty shades of beige.

Title: Re: STMO's next thread.
Post by: BazaJT on 24 March 2015, 21:26:52

Soft furnishings and lampshades?

Title: Re: STMO's next thread.
Post by: chrisgixer on 24 March 2015, 21:32:48

Tena for men?

Title: Re: STMO's next thread.
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 24 March 2015, 21:34:43

Thinking about having a colostomy bag fitted.  ::)

Title: Re: STMO's next thread.
Post by: 05omegav6 on 24 March 2015, 21:39:02

Well he already drives a green Daewoo with a beige interior, so my money is on jelly and it's ease of consumption :D

Title: Re: STMO's next thread.
Post by: Rods2 on 24 March 2015, 22:38:55

Quote from: Taxi Al on 24 March 2015, 21:39:02

Well he already drives a green Daewoo with a beige interior, so my money is on jelly and it's ease of consumption :D

He's writing a cookbook, for seniors, based on his house husband experiences: "50 easy to remember recipes, you can eat through a straw". :o :o :o :o

Title: Re: STMO's next thread.
Post by: Vamps on 25 March 2015, 00:11:11

Quote from: Nick W on 24 March 2015, 21:14:00

Pre-paid funerals?

Don't talk about those, you cannot research things on the internet without getting an influx of sales calls, same with life insurance............ >:( >:(

Title: Re: STMO's next thread.
Post by: Taxi_Driver on 25 March 2015, 06:06:36

I don't know, but it carnt be as boring as his last one, surely  :-\

Title: Re: STMO's next thread.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 25 March 2015, 11:22:08

Quote from: Webby the Bear on 24 March 2015, 20:04:26

Easiest way to get a car on bricks so you can nab the wheels   ::)

As yes......also known as the scouser thread. ;D*


* Just joking, all you hard working honest as the day is long good people from Liverpool. ;)