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Title: Sunday morning in bed
Post by: The Sheriff on 29 March 2015, 08:02:45
Wifey has brought me a coffee, GP is about to start on the telly, no work/school for anyone tomorrow.........I am content.  :)
Title: Re: Sunday morning in bed
Post by: chrisgixer on 29 March 2015, 08:51:26
....and a genuine over take. What more could we want?
Title: Re: Sunday morning in bed
Post by: The Sheriff on 29 March 2015, 10:24:34
Good :y
Title: Re: Sunday morning in bed
Post by: TheBoy on 29 March 2015, 11:16:55
Not the most boring race I've ever watched, but I see the stewards are still hell-bent on preventing them from actually racing
Title: Re: Sunday morning in bed
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 29 March 2015, 11:30:17
Wifey has brought me a coffee, GP is about to start on the telly, no work/school for anyone tomorrow.........I am content. :)

You may be content on this fine Sunday morning but your young wife may not want to watch the GP.

She may want something different. ::)
Title: Re: Sunday morning in bed
Post by: chrisgixer on 29 March 2015, 11:35:36
Not the most boring race I've ever watched, but I see the stewards are still hell-bent on preventing them from actually racing

Fell asleep. Not a bored sleep though you understand, but a happy contented type of sleep. But obviously wasn't enough going on to keep my attention.... At the time.

Then I woke to see who won.
Title: Re: Sunday morning in bed
Post by: The Sheriff on 29 March 2015, 11:47:16
Wifey has brought me a coffee, GP is about to start on the telly, no work/school for anyone tomorrow.........I am content. :)

You may be content on this fine Sunday morning but your young wife may not want to watch the GP.

She may want something different. ::)
She took the dog out. There was a chance of rain and I might have caught a chill.
Title: Re: Sunday morning in bed
Post by: Crazycarzowner on 29 March 2015, 11:50:17
Its all me me me!!! What about what Mrs STMO might want???  :D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Sunday morning in bed
Post by: The Sheriff on 29 March 2015, 11:56:15
Its all me me me!!! What about what Mrs STMO might want???  :D ;D ;D ;D
Mrs. STMO realises just how lucky she is to have netted such a catch as me. She works very long hours and is grateful that she has someone to look after the house while she is out, not to mention the financial advice she gets for free. ;D
Title: Re: Sunday morning in bed
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 29 March 2015, 12:15:32
Its all me me me!!! What about what Mrs STMO might want???  :D ;D ;D ;D
Mrs. STMO realises just how lucky she is to have netted such a catch as me. She works very long hours and is grateful that she has someone to look after the house while she is out, not to mention the financial advice she gets for free. ;D

Gawd help the girl. :( :( ;D ;D
Title: Re: Sunday morning in bed
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 29 March 2015, 12:17:38
Wifey has brought me a coffee, GP is about to start on the telly, no work/school for anyone tomorrow.........I am content. :)

You may be content on this fine Sunday morning but your young wife may not want to watch the GP.

She may want something different. ::)
She took the dog out. There was a chance of rain and I might have caught a chill.

I was thinking more of some good old fashioned 'rumpo'. ;)

However, you're probably past such things these days. ;D
Title: Re: Sunday morning in bed
Post by: Crazycarzowner on 29 March 2015, 12:29:37
However, you're probably past such things these days. ;D


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Sunday morning in bed
Post by: The Sheriff on 29 March 2015, 12:31:04
Wifey has brought me a coffee, GP is about to start on the telly, no work/school for anyone tomorrow.........I am content. :)

You may be content on this fine Sunday morning but your young wife may not want to watch the GP.

She may want something different. ::)
She took the dog out. There was a chance of rain and I might have caught a chill.

I was thinking more of some good old fashioned 'rumpo'. ;)

However, you're probably past such things these days. ;D
Not exactly past it, just a lot less interested than I used to be. My old soldier has his long and distinguished service medals, so has nothing more to prove. Besides, as Groucho Marx once said, making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks. ;D
Title: Re: Sunday morning in bed
Post by: The Sheriff on 29 March 2015, 12:33:38
However, you're probably past such things these days. ;D


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Opti and I have the experience of several marriages under our belts, whereas you are still shittin yellow. Come back in ten years or so when you know what's what sonny. ;D
Title: Re: Sunday morning in bed
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 29 March 2015, 14:36:16
However, you're probably past such things these days. ;D


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Opti and I have the experience of several marriages under our belts, whereas you are still shittin yellow. Come back in ten years or so when you know what's what sonny. ;D

I'm currently in the market for wife number four.

My requirements are 'reasonable'


Tall.......slim (but with big tits)....blonde........age 20-35 years.......and preferably of scandinavian origin.

Not too much to ask for. :y


Oh....and attentive to her master's needs.
Title: Re: Sunday morning in bed
Post by: The Sheriff on 29 March 2015, 15:15:16
However, you're probably past such things these days. ;D


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Opti and I have the experience of several marriages under our belts, whereas you are still shittin yellow. Come back in ten years or so when you know what's what sonny. ;D

I'm currently in the market for wife number four.

My requirements are 'reasonable'


Tall.......slim (but with big tits)....blonde........age 20-35 years.......and preferably of scandinavian origin.

Not too much to ask for. :y


Oh....and attentive to her master's needs.
That seems perfectly reasonable to me. :y
Now.....what to do with the current Mrs. Opti? I presume she won't go quietly?  :-\
Title: Re: Sunday morning in bed
Post by: the alarming man on 29 March 2015, 15:33:21
However, you're probably past such things these days. ;D


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Opti and I have the experience of several marriages under our belts, whereas you are still shittin yellow. Come back in ten years or so when you know what's what sonny. ;D

I'm currently in the market for wife number four.

My requirements are 'reasonable'


Tall.......slim (but with big tits)....blonde........age 20-35 years.......and preferably of scandinavian origin.

Not too much to ask for. :y


Oh....and attentive to her master's needs.
That seems perfectly reasonable to me. :y
Now.....what to do with the current Mrs. Opti? I presume she won't go quietly?  :-\




New patio may be???
Title: Re: Sunday morning in bed
Post by: The Sheriff on 29 March 2015, 15:59:52
Where the conservatory used to be  ;D
Title: Re: Sunday morning in bed
Post by: the alarming man on 29 March 2015, 16:21:44
Where the conservatory used to be  ;D


or a new conservatory...... :y
Title: Re: Sunday morning in bed
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 29 March 2015, 16:29:41
However, you're probably past such things these days. ;D


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Opti and I have the experience of several marriages under our belts, whereas you are still shittin yellow. Come back in ten years or so when you know what's what sonny. ;D

I'm currently in the market for wife number four.

My requirements are 'reasonable'


Tall.......slim (but with big tits)....blonde........age 20-35 years.......and preferably of scandinavian origin.

Not too much to ask for. :y


Oh....and attentive to her master's needs.
That seems perfectly reasonable to me. :y
Now.....what to do with the current Mrs. Opti? I presume she won't go quietly?  :-\

Women are strange creatures.

I sometimes visit Mrs Opti 2 when her new boyfriend is at work and Mrs Opti 3 gets the hump.

The same happens when I pay her delectable sister a visit.

Title: Re: Sunday morning in bed
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 29 March 2015, 16:30:52
Where the conservatory used to be  ;D

Ohhh....that hurts. ;D ;D You nasty scouser. :D
Title: Re: Sunday morning in bed
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 29 March 2015, 16:31:38
Where the conservatory used to be  ;D


or a new conservatory...... :y

Less conservatory ....more garden. :y
Title: Re: Sunday morning in bed
Post by: EMD on 29 March 2015, 16:36:09
Wifey has brought me a coffee, GP is about to start on the telly, no work/school for anyone tomorrow.........I am content.  :)

What no sunday morning fry up  :(
Title: Re: Sunday morning in bed
Post by: 05omegav6 on 29 March 2015, 16:46:17
Wifey has brought me a coffee, GP is about to start on the telly, no work/school for anyone tomorrow.........I am content.  :)

What no sunday morning fry up  :(
Coffee, nookie then brunch ::) fill your boots before your belly otherwise you'll either end up with indigestion or being sick. And girls generally hate being vomited over :o
Title: Re: Sunday morning in bed
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 29 March 2015, 16:50:03
Wifey has brought me a coffee, GP is about to start on the telly, no work/school for anyone tomorrow.........I am content.  :)

What no sunday morning fry up  :(
Coffee, nookie then brunch ::) fill your boots before your belly otherwise you'll either end up with indigestion or being sick. And girls generally hate being vomited over :o

I tend to agree with that statement. ::)