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Title: Knit a tit
Post by: Terbs on 01 October 2015, 18:53:16
Not so daft as it sounds...
I have just seen on Southern News, a hospital in Portsmouth is asking people to knit tits complete with a nipple, for their midwives. The midwife then shows new mums how to hold it and how to squeeze it, to get their milk flowing. :)
Innovative idea ;)
Title: Re: Knit a tit
Post by: STEMO on 01 October 2015, 19:07:01
What's wrong with a balloon with a jelly tot stuck to it?  ;D
Title: Re: Knit a tit
Post by: GastronomicKleptomaniac on 01 October 2015, 19:08:29
I'm not a woman (or if I am, I'm a terribly ugly one). Surely if you are prepared to shoot a tiny ball of noise, mess and smells out of your ladybits... you cant be squeamish about a nurse guiding your hand over your own boob.

I may be slightly abridging the childbirth process, and I admittedly have no sense of shame. But "pop this vest on, your hand here, and squeeze here" isn't too embarrassing? (if done by a medical professional, not STMO in a gown)
Title: Re: Knit a tit
Post by: STEMO on 01 October 2015, 19:09:49
I've got some dolls they could practice on......life size too.  :)
Title: Re: Knit a tit
Post by: GastronomicKleptomaniac on 01 October 2015, 19:12:13
I've got some dolls they could practice on......life size too.  :)

"its important not to squeeze too ha-*BANGpsssssht*"
Title: Re: Knit a tit
Post by: STEMO on 01 October 2015, 19:13:23
I've got some dolls they could practice on......life size too.  :)

"its important not to squeeze too ha-*BANGpsssssht*"
Oh....it's gone down on me.

Has it? That's amazing. I want one.  :D
Title: Re: Knit a tit
Post by: Terbs on 01 October 2015, 19:15:51
I've got some dolls they could practice on......life size too.  :)

"its important not to squeeze too ha-*BANGpsssssht*"
Oh....it's gone down on me.

Has it? That's amazing. I want one. 
:D

Brilliant...  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Knit a tit
Post by: GastronomicKleptomaniac on 01 October 2015, 19:59:51
I've got some dolls they could practice on......life size too.  :)

"its important not to squeeze too ha-*BANGpsssssht*"
Oh....it's gone down on me.

Has it? That's amazing. I want one. 
:D

Brilliant...  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Id say "the old ones are the best", but you don't want his head to get any bigger...