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Title: Free sex at petrol station.
Post by: M16 on 13 July 2008, 19:59:54

A  Kiwi emigrates to Oz and opens up a petrol station. To increase its sales,  he  put up a sign saying, 'Free sex with Fill-Up.'
Soon a local, Bill, pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex.
The  Kiwi  told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.
Bill then guessed 8, and the  Kiwi  said, 'You were close. The number was 7.  Sorry, no sex this time.'
A week later, Bill and his mate Bluey pulled in for a fill-up at the same station. Again Bill asked for his free sex.
Again  he got  the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. Bill guessed 2 this time.
Again the  Kiwi  said, 'Sorry, it was 4. You were close, but no free sex this time.'
As they were driving away, Bill said to his mate Bluey, 'I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex.'
Bluey replied, 'No it ain't Bill. It ain't rigged -- my missus won twice last week

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Post by: FRE07962128 on 13 July 2008, 20:49:06

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Post by: less on 13 July 2008, 20:52:56

 ;D ;D ;D ;D  Nice one

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Post by: Dave-C on 13 July 2008, 20:58:27

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Post by: Vamps on 13 July 2008, 21:08:17

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Post by: maria on 13 July 2008, 21:20:22

That was a good one ;D ;D ;D :y

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Post by: JiMbOb789 on 13 July 2008, 21:25:49

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Post by: Jimbob on 13 July 2008, 21:28:43

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Post by: waspy on 13 July 2008, 21:34:11

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Post by: JueV6 on 13 July 2008, 21:35:17

Nice one damienj3 ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: omegaman2 on 14 July 2008, 09:38:07

maybe the ladies of the night shoud offer free fuel with every sex act then you could screw the goverment while being screwed yourself ::)

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Post by: M16 on 14 July 2008, 19:44:06

Brilliant ;D ;D

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Post by: psychnurse on 14 July 2008, 19:45:25

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Post by: Mr Skrunts on 14 July 2008, 19:47:07

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Post by: mars on 14 July 2008, 19:48:49

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Post by: Entwood on 14 July 2008, 20:37:33

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