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Title: Rubber Gloves
Post by: M16 on 14 July 2008, 20:35:40
Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when
you think of this:

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old
lady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on
his gloves. 'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked. 'No, I
don't,' she replied. 'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada
with a big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the
tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and
throw them into boxes of the right size.' She didn't crack a smile. 'Oh,
well. I tried,' he thought.

But five minutes later, during a delicate
portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing. 'What's so funny?' he
asked 'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!' Gotta watch those
little old ladies! Their minds are always Working!


Title: Re: Rubber Gloves
Post by: LJay on 14 July 2008, 20:51:15
lol!  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Rubber Gloves
Post by: JiMbOb789 on 14 July 2008, 20:55:36
 ;D lol brilliant :y
Title: Re: Rubber Gloves
Post by: Lazydocker on 14 July 2008, 21:08:01
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y
Title: Re: Rubber Gloves
Post by: Jimbob on 14 July 2008, 21:14:23
So thats how they make them  ;D ;D ;D

I used to be the model for the Condom's but they had to lay me off as they kept falling off everyone else  ;D
Title: Re: Rubber Gloves
Post by: LJay on 14 July 2008, 21:15:32
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So thats how they make them  ;D ;D ;D

I used to be the model for the Condom's but they had to lay me off as they kept falling off everyone else  ;D


In his dreams!!!  ;D ;D ;D :-*
Title: Re: Rubber Gloves
Post by: FRE07962128 on 14 July 2008, 21:20:10
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Rubber Gloves
Post by: Vamps on 14 July 2008, 21:27:21
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y
Title: Re: Rubber Gloves
Post by: Jay w on 14 July 2008, 22:22:50
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So thats how they make them  ;D ;D ;D

I used to be the model for the Condom's but they had to lay me off as they kept falling off everyone else  ;D


In his dreams!!!  ;D ;D ;D :-*

nothing like a reality check from the good lady  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Rubber Gloves
Post by: HNO3GOH on 14 July 2008, 23:27:49
Very good :D :D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Rubber Gloves
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 14 July 2008, 23:32:53
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y