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Title: Royal Joke
Post by: M16 on 14 July 2008, 20:33:56

Prince Charles decided to take up jogging.

Every day, he'd jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner.

He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost certain to follow.

'One hundred and fifty pounds!' she'd shout from the curb.

'No! Five pounds!' He would fire back, just to shut her up.

This ritual between him and the hooker became a daily occurrence. He'd run by and she'd yell, 'One hundred and Fifty pounds!'

He'd yell back, 'Five pounds!'

One day, Camilla decided that she wanted to accompany her 'husband' on his jog.

As the jogging couple neared the working woman's street corner, Prince Charles realised she'd bark her £150 offer

And Camilla would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings. He figured he'd better have a good explanation for his Wife.

As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, he became even more apprehensive than usual.

Sure enough, there was the hooker. He tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.

Then, from her corner, the hooker yelled:

'See what you get for five pounds, you tight bxxxxxd?!

Title: Re: Royal Joke
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 14 July 2008, 20:37:47

PMSL    ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y

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Post by: kris9128 on 14 July 2008, 20:40:59

hilarious  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: craig on 14 July 2008, 20:43:22

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

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Post by: LJay on 14 July 2008, 20:52:51

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: waspy on 14 July 2008, 21:01:16

 ;D ;D ;D :y :y

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Post by: Jimbob on 14 July 2008, 21:03:11

SUPERB!!!!
 ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Martin_1962 on 14 July 2008, 23:41:00

Heard the same joke using the Blairs

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Post by: Vamps on 14 July 2008, 23:54:02

LOL  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Entwood on 14 July 2008, 23:58:15

Very good :)

 :y :y :y

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Post by: Richie London on 15 July 2008, 09:36:05

brilliant   ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: maria on 15 July 2008, 11:03:04

Good one ;D ;D ;D :y

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Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 15 July 2008, 13:46:25

Funny. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: amigov6 on 15 July 2008, 16:40:05

HAHAHAHAHA ;D 8-)