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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 07 November 2015, 21:30:59
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What works best?
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what is the glue attached to....acetone..in nail varnish helps to soften it up. :y
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Industrial alcohol, available from chemist, or superglue solvent or acetone
If it involves your nuts, go to A&E, you may be allergic to the above.
:P :D :)
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Pure acetone is best, although finding it can be tricky. Nail varnish remover is mostly acetone, and is readily available if there is a woman in the house so that's usually what is used.
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Hard to imagine getting superglue there, "Amazonian", although I once - but onle ever ONCE - forgot to wash my hands thoroughly after chopping chillies and then going for a pee........ :'( :'( :'(
Ron.
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Hard to imagine getting superglue there, "Amazonian",
Dont you believe it Ron, back in the days when some blokes wore braces instead of belts a mate of mine accidentaly tipped a gallon can of contact adhesive down the INSIDE of his trousers!
Never seen such a mess in my life, and funny enough he always wore a belt after that.
:) :)
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Never put deep heat on your gentleman's area. Even for a dare. ::)
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Oh dear, that reminds me of something that happened to a former colleague several years ago.
He was in a hurry for a night of passion and in his haste, applied Vick over his condom instead of Vaseline. He of course could not feel it, but on entry, his lady certainly could, and threw him viollently off her and across the room, with screams!
She also worked at my company and she never spoke to him nor went near him for a fortnight!
Ron.
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Did he give his old mate Vick a good hiding? :D
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Nail polish remover it is then.
Thanks, chaps. :y
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Oh dear, that reminds me of something that happened to a former colleague several years ago.
He was in a hurry for a night of passion and in his haste, applied Vick over his condom instead of Vaseline. He of course could not feel it, but on entry, his lady certainly could, and threw him viollently off her and across the room, with screams!
She also worked at my company and she never spoke to him nor went near him for a fortnight!
Ron.
Reminds me of observing a Dr doing an assessment on a chap, he snapped on a glove to do a prostate check and picked up the ispropyl alcohol hand gel instead of KY, I swear the guy levitated off the bed for a good 4 seconds when finger and bumhole interacted ;D ;D
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Nail polish remover it is then.
Thanks, chaps. :y
Not on the old chap I hope.
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Oh dear, that reminds me of something that happened to a former colleague several years ago.
He was in a hurry for a night of passion and in his haste, applied Vick over his condom instead of Vaseline. He of course could not feel it, but on entry, his lady certainly could, and threw him viollently off her and across the room, with screams!
She also worked at my company and she never spoke to him nor went near him for a fortnight!
Ron.
Reminds me of observing a Dr doing an assessment on a chap, he snapped on a glove to do a prostate check and picked up the ispropyl alcohol hand gel instead of KY, I swear the guy levitated off the bed for a good 4 seconds when finger and bumhole interacted ;D ;D
:o
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Nail polish remover it is then.
Thanks, chaps. :y
Not on the old chap I hope.
By all accounts Lady Opti was pissed off that her sister was appreciated again, so squirted some on the loo seat just before our Lord Opti ascended to his throne for his morning constitutional! :o ;D