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Title: drink with the neighbour
Post by: Richie London on 15 July 2008, 09:51:43
girl in pub lives 4 doors away from me, shes invited me in a few times for a drink but ive never bothered, but i finally said i will at the weekend, i know what shes after as she told me at the yesterday. as if im gonna let this woman who looks good in a t shirt with a good handfull and tight jeans  have her way with me  ::)  ;) ;) ;) ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: drink with the neighbour
Post by: FRE07962128 on 15 July 2008, 09:53:24
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girl in pub lives 4 doors away from me, shes invited me in a few times for a drink but ive never bothered, but i finally said i will at the weekend, i know what shes after as she told me at the yesterday. as if im gonna let this woman who looks good in a t shirt with a good handfull and tight jeans  have her way with me  ::)  ;) ;) ;) ;D ;D ;D


With a bad tooth it may be just what you need Richie!  She'l help take all the pain away if you are lucky!! ;D ;)
Title: Re: drink with the neighbour
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 15 July 2008, 09:54:50
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girl in pub lives 4 doors away from me, shes invited me in a few times for a drink but ive never bothered, but i finally said i will at the weekend, i know what shes after as she told me at the yesterday. as if im gonna let this woman who looks good in a t shirt with a good handfull and tight jeans  have her way with me  ::)  ;) ;) ;) ;D ;D ;D

The medication still kicked in strong then, still dreaming.   ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: drink with the neighbour
Post by: Kevin Wood on 15 July 2008, 09:54:54
I think you should take pity on her. Granted, it will be an ordeal for you but put your own needs aside for the evening. She obviously needs some company. ;D

Kevin
Title: Re: drink with the neighbour
Post by: Richie London on 15 July 2008, 09:58:03
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I think you should take pity on her. Granted, it will be an ordeal for you but put your own needs aside for the evening. She obviously needs some company. ;D

Kevin

you wouldnt believe how long ive gone without, i might just of well stayed married, nothing changes  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: drink with the neighbour
Post by: Richie London on 15 July 2008, 10:00:31
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girl in pub lives 4 doors away from me, shes invited me in a few times for a drink but ive never bothered, but i finally said i will at the weekend, i know what shes after as she told me at the yesterday. as if im gonna let this woman who looks good in a t shirt with a good handfull and tight jeans  have her way with me  ::)  ;) ;) ;) ;D ;D ;D

The medication still kicked in strong then, still dreaming.   ;D ;D ;D


yep, dream the same thing every day  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: drink with the neighbour
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 15 July 2008, 10:05:34
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girl in pub lives 4 doors away from me, shes invited me in a few times for a drink but ive never bothered, but i finally said i will at the weekend, i know what shes after as she told me at the yesterday. as if im gonna let this woman who looks good in a t shirt with a good handfull and tight jeans  have her way with me  ::)  ;) ;) ;) ;D ;D ;D

The medication still kicked in strong then, still dreaming.   ;D ;D ;D


yep, dream the same thing every day  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

We can have a whip round for you if it doesnt all go to plan.  

Note to forum,   we need to raise £4  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: drink with the neighbour
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 15 July 2008, 12:06:26
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girl in pub lives 4 doors away from me, shes invited me in a few times for a drink but ive never bothered, but i finally said i will at the weekend, i know what shes after as she told me at the yesterday. as if im gonna let this woman who looks good in a t shirt with a good handfull and tight jeans  have her way with me  ::)  ;) ;) ;) ;D ;D ;D

Yeah! Yeah! Then you woke up  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Happens to me all the time
Title: Re: drink with the neighbour
Post by: Elite Pete on 15 July 2008, 12:07:42
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girl in pub lives 4 doors away from me, shes invited me in a few times for a drink but ive never bothered, but i finally said i will at the weekend, i know what shes after as she told me at the yesterday. as if im gonna let this woman who looks good in a t shirt with a good handfull and tight jeans  have her way with me  ::)  ;) ;) ;) ;D ;D ;D
Playing hard to get is normally a female role ;D
Title: Re: drink with the neighbour
Post by: Vamps on 15 July 2008, 12:10:05
I saw the other day in Cockermouth Cumbria............... ;D ;D ;D
Said he would get there first. :y :y :y

(http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj284/floodm_photos/Sheep3.jpg)
Title: Re: drink with the neighbour
Post by: Gaffers on 15 July 2008, 12:36:41
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girl in pub lives 4 doors away from me, shes invited me in a few times for a drink but ive never bothered, but i finally said i will at the weekend, i know what shes after as she told me at the yesterday. as if im gonna let this woman who looks good in a t shirt with a good handfull and tight jeans  have her way with me  ::)  ;) ;) ;) ;D ;D ;D

The medication still kicked in strong then, still dreaming.   ;D ;D ;D

Co-Codamol can induce halucinations if taken in strong enough doses!  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: drink with the neighbour
Post by: bob.dent on 15 July 2008, 12:43:55
Go on, fill your boots Ritchie.......you know you wanna! ;) :y You could even offer her a "ride" in your Mig. ::) ;D
Title: Re: drink with the neighbour
Post by: shyboy on 15 July 2008, 13:45:41
Robert! Really!
Title: Re: drink with the neighbour
Post by: Jay w on 15 July 2008, 15:07:22
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girl in pub lives 4 doors away from me, shes invited me in a few times for a drink but ive never bothered, but i finally said i will at the weekend, i know what shes after as she told me at the yesterday. as if im gonna let this woman who looks good in a t shirt with a good handfull and tight jeans  have her way with me  ::)  ;) ;) ;) ;D ;D ;D


any more that one request is desperation.....or you are good looking.....

Hmmmmm.....let me think..........

I'll stick with desperation  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: drink with the neighbour
Post by: bob.dent on 15 July 2008, 15:09:02
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Robert! Really!

Who....moi?  ::) ;D ;D
Title: Re: drink with the neighbour
Post by: Richie London on 15 July 2008, 15:12:57
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girl in pub lives 4 doors away from me, shes invited me in a few times for a drink but ive never bothered, but i finally said i will at the weekend, i know what shes after as she told me at the yesterday. as if im gonna let this woman who looks good in a t shirt with a good handfull and tight jeans  have her way with me  ::)  ;) ;) ;) ;D ;D ;D


any more that one request is desperation.....or you are good looking.....

Hmmmmm.....let me think..........

I'll stick with desperation  ;D ;D ;D

mysister used to say that, anyone who fancies me must be either pisssed or desperate, probably why i havent spoke to her for 4 yrs now  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: drink with the neighbour
Post by: Elite Pete on 15 July 2008, 15:14:16
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girl in pub lives 4 doors away from me, shes invited me in a few times for a drink but ive never bothered, but i finally said i will at the weekend, i know what shes after as she told me at the yesterday. as if im gonna let this woman who looks good in a t shirt with a good handfull and tight jeans  have her way with me  ::)  ;) ;) ;) ;D ;D ;D


any more that one request is desperation.....or you are good looking.....

Hmmmmm.....let me think..........

I'll stick with desperation  ;D ;D ;D

mysister used to say that, anyone who fancies me must be either pisssed or desperate, probably why i havent spoke to her for 4 yrs now  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Or both :D
Title: Re: drink with the neighbour
Post by: Richie London on 15 July 2008, 15:44:29
you guys really give a bloke confidence, where would we be without the support of oof members ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: drink with the neighbour
Post by: johnnycboy on 15 July 2008, 16:08:12
Think of the free beer, put aside all your feelings think of the beer.

Hope all goes well for ya :y
Title: Re: drink with the neighbour
Post by: Jay w on 15 July 2008, 16:19:19
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you guys really give a bloke confidence, where would we be without the support of oof members ;D ;D ;D ;D

Married  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: drink with the neighbour
Post by: amigov6 on 15 July 2008, 16:29:40
Usually when an oofer tells us of a forthcoming event at least one of us will say "looking forward to piccies"
      Might be inappropriate in this case methinks...in fact DO'NT!!!! :o
Title: Re: drink with the neighbour
Post by: johnnycboy on 15 July 2008, 16:29:59
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you guys really give a bloke confidence, where would we be without the support of oof members ;D ;D ;D ;D

Married  ;D ;D ;D

how true that is ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: drink with the neighbour
Post by: Vamps on 15 July 2008, 16:49:48
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Think of the free beer, put aside all your feelings think of the beer.

Hope all goes well for ya :y

Just make sure you go home before the reality of the next morning sets in..... ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: drink with the neighbour
Post by: Jay w on 15 July 2008, 16:59:12
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Usually when an oofer tells us of a forthcoming event at least one of us will say "looking forward to piccies"
      Might be inappropriate in this case methinks...in fact DO'NT!!!! :o

what a cracking ideal  :y

we want piccys and a full run down of the evenings events, drink by drink

In fact can we have an 'How to' as well please  ;D
Title: Re: drink with the neighbour
Post by: amigov6 on 15 July 2008, 17:11:44
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=6r66mM96tho
    Play safe!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: drink with the neighbour
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 15 July 2008, 21:48:19
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Usually when an oofer tells us of a forthcoming event at least one of us will say "looking forward to piccies"
      Might be inappropriate in this case methinks...in fact DO'NT!!!! :o

what a cracking ideal  :y

we want piccys and a full run down of the evenings events, drink by drink

In fact can we have an 'How to' as well please  ;D
Piccies.... you want pictures?


Why not video's, this is 2008  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: drink with the neighbour
Post by: JueV6 on 15 July 2008, 22:10:56
Can we sell it with the cambelt DVD's ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: drink with the neighbour
Post by: amigov6 on 15 July 2008, 22:10:59
2008 no worries but i must be the only straight bloke in the world who does'nt watch p**n. Workmates say how lucky i am to be "home alone" & able to but i do'nt get off on watching people "at it" I do look @ milder things. Doing it is great but watching some one else do it? I ca'nt watch anything with a bloke in it if that clarifies things.
    Choosing my words carefully......hope post is ok. ::)
Title: Re: drink with the neighbour
Post by: Martin_1962 on 15 July 2008, 23:08:41
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2008 no worries but i must be the only straight bloke in the world who does'nt watch p**n. Workmates say how lucky i am to be "home alone" & able to but i do'nt get off on watching people "at it" I do look @ milder things. Doing it is great but watching some one else do it? I ca'nt watch anything with a bloke in it if that clarifies things.
    Choosing my words carefully......hope post is ok. ::)


I know exactly what you mean - I like the female form but dislike watching people bonk