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Title: Sarge..........What's that funny smell?????
Post by: Crazycarzowner on 13 January 2016, 16:41:22
Try explaining this one  :o :o :o :o


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-35300633
Title: Re: Sarge..........What's that funny smell?????
Post by: LC0112G on 13 January 2016, 16:56:12
Quote from: Greater Manchester Police
...the police car had developed a fault in its engine.

I believe the 'yoof' saying is "no sh1t Sherlock". Is the person that wrote the press release applying to be a DI?
Title: Re: Sarge..........What's that funny smell?????
Post by: tigers_gonads on 13 January 2016, 17:02:04
Quote from: Greater Manchester Police
...the police car had developed a fault in its engine.

I believe the 'yoof' saying is "no sh1t Sherlock". Is the person that wrote the press release applying to be a DI?



It probably was the DI  ;D
Title: Re: Sarge..........What's that funny smell?????
Post by: Kevin Wood on 13 January 2016, 17:22:24
(http://sniffpetrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/SPAD_BMWrecall.jpg)
Title: Re: Sarge..........What's that funny smell?????
Post by: Andy B on 13 January 2016, 18:08:23
Try explaining this one  :o :o :o :o


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-35300633

Is it that that's shut the motorway between Simister & Heywood? It's just taken my Dad over an hour to get from Crumpsall/North Manchester Gen Hospital to Bury?
Title: Re: Sarge..........What's that funny smell?????
Post by: Crazycarzowner on 13 January 2016, 18:16:46
Try explaining this one  :o :o :o :o


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-35300633

Is it that that's shut the motorway between Simister & Heywood? It's just taken my Dad over an hour to get from Crumpsall/North Manchester Gen Hospital to Bury?


Nope, that happened last night while on a response run  ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Sarge..........What's that funny smell?????
Post by: Andy B on 13 January 2016, 18:18:04
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Nope, that happened last night while on a response run  ::) ::) ::)

Oh dear  ::)
Title: Re: Sarge..........What's that funny smell?????
Post by: Bigron on 13 January 2016, 19:04:36
Did it have a Power Sounder?

Ron.
Title: Re: Sarge..........What's that funny smell?????
Post by: Crazycarzowner on 13 January 2016, 19:10:39
Looking at that............we will never know!  ;D
Title: Re: Sarge..........What's that funny smell?????
Post by: plym ian on 13 January 2016, 19:32:20
How on earth did it get there in the first place???




Thought all your beemers were broken ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Sarge..........What's that funny smell?????
Post by: GastronomicKleptomaniac on 13 January 2016, 19:51:13
How on earth did it get there in the first place???




Thought all your beemers were broken ;D ;D ;D

 ;D
Title: Re: Sarge..........What's that funny smell?????
Post by: Crazycarzowner on 13 January 2016, 20:06:57
When it went bang it was in lane 3 at mach 10 going to a job, wasn't funny at the time but you should of heard the bobby on the radio  :o :o :o sommat like "oh $h1t, I'm on fire"

He managed to steer it on to the hard shoulder before exiting stage left in a hurry!  ???
Title: Re: Sarge..........What's that funny smell?????
Post by: plym ian on 13 January 2016, 20:28:41
When it went bang it was in lane 3 at mach 10 going to a job, wasn't funny at the time but you should of heard the bobby on the radio  :o :o :o sommat like "oh $h1t, I'm on fire"

He managed to steer it on to the hard shoulder before exiting stage left in a hurry!  ???
With a brown streak behind him i should imagine  :o :o
Title: Re: Sarge..........What's that funny smell?????
Post by: ronnyd on 13 January 2016, 21:00:06
Smell it? he said. I,m bloody well sitting in it mate. :D
Title: Re: Sarge..........What's that funny smell?????
Post by: tunnie on 13 January 2016, 21:03:21
Still, look on the bright side. One less 5 series in the world  :)
Title: Re: Sarge..........What's that funny smell?????
Post by: Crazycarzowner on 13 January 2016, 21:32:03
Still, look on the bright side. One less 5 series in the world  :)

If only >:( we've just ordered 17 more of the buggers - X drive 330s  ::) ::)
Title: Re: Sarge..........What's that funny smell?????
Post by: 05omegav6 on 13 January 2016, 21:38:35
Still, look on the bright side. One less 5 series in the world  :)

If only >:( we've just ordered 17 more of the buggers - X drive 330s  ::) ::)
If Vauxhall had some 'dangle berries', you'd be driving Holden Caprices :-X
Title: Re: Sarge..........What's that funny smell?????
Post by: Lazydocker on 13 January 2016, 21:58:46
When it went bang it was in lane 3 at mach 10 going to a job, wasn't funny at the time but you should of heard the bobby on the radio  :o :o :o sommat like "oh $h1t, I'm on fire"

He managed to steer it on to the hard shoulder before exiting stage left in a hurry!  ???

Interesting that the BBC think he was pulled over to help someone though ::)
Title: Re: Sarge..........What's that funny smell?????
Post by: biggriffin on 14 January 2016, 08:08:41
Still, look on the bright side. One less 5 series in the world  :)

If only >:( we've just ordered 17 more of the buggers - X drive 330s  ::) ::)

Because they are all that's being offered on budget,and impressed the fleet manager on the day.
Title: Re: Sarge..........What's that funny smell?????
Post by: Rods2 on 14 January 2016, 18:58:17
I thought you traffic police like nothing better than a response call and a good burn up! ::) :o ;D