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Title: Dual Use Kitchen/Home Appliances
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 17 January 2016, 10:09:08
When I moved 7 years ago I bought a can/bottle crusher (thats still in its box and unused) so now I am sitting here looking round online wondering if the did a plastic bottle shredder that was affordable.  Then as you do I began to wonder how easy it would be to make one.  First thoughts were a liquidizer or a food pro processor.  Then I wondered if you could get a cheese grater style wheel that would bolt onto a bench grinder then make a frame with a tube to drop the bottle in and push it down with a plunger/plug device with a buit in depth stop so it wouldn't hit the wheel (getting exspensive now and time consuming)

Then from reading the forum posts over the years it seems that a lot of home/kitchen appliances have a dual use, so maybe the liquidizer with a modified blade might do the job.
Started to make a list of other ideas and started a fresh post on next page, Feel free to add to it. :y



Title: Re: Dual Use Kitchen/Home Appliances
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 17 January 2016, 10:10:41
Dish washer = Parts washer.

Fridge/freezer = Shrink parts (Slightly) to press fit
Oven = Expands parts (Slightly) to pressfit

Electric mixer = Paint Stirrer

Knife = Emergency Screw driver

Electric chip fryer/basket = Fill with water (add a bit white vinegar) Ideal small parts washer





Other Items

Electric toothbrush = Cleaning alloys or (Dry) Cleaning switches and air vents

Knitting needles (various sizes) = Unblocking gunged up rubber pipes
Title: Re: Dual Use Kitchen/Home Appliances
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 17 January 2016, 11:56:35
The kitchen is not my domain.

I believe this space is where women go when they need to cook or clean something for their master. :)
Title: Re: Dual Use Kitchen/Home Appliances
Post by: Nick W on 17 January 2016, 12:04:24
Electric carving knife is good for cutting foam when doing trim work
Title: Re: Dual Use Kitchen/Home Appliances
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 17 January 2016, 12:15:43
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 17 January 2016, 11:56:35
The kitchen is not my domain.

I believe this space is where women go when they need to cook or clean something for their master. :)

Yes, I think we have heard of your domestic arrangements in previous posts.  ::)
Title: Re: Dual Use Kitchen/Home Appliances
Post by: STEMO on 17 January 2016, 12:44:00
I believe a greased rolling pin makes a great arse dildo. ;D
Title: Re: Dual Use Kitchen/Home Appliances
Post by: STEMO on 17 January 2016, 12:47:27
Quote from: STEMO on 17 January 2016, 12:44:00
I believe a greased rolling pin makes a great arse dildo. ;D
No?  :-\
Title: Re: Dual Use Kitchen/Home Appliances
Post by: EMD on 17 January 2016, 12:47:47
And i just threw out an old electric tooth brush . I knew it would have other uses  :(
Title: Re: Dual Use Kitchen/Home Appliances
Post by: STEMO on 17 January 2016, 12:50:45
Quote from: EMD on 17 January 2016, 12:47:47
And i just threw out an old rolling pin. I knew it would have other uses  :(
That's my boy.  :-*
Title: Re: Dual Use Kitchen/Home Appliances
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 17 January 2016, 12:58:45
Quote from: STEMO on 17 January 2016, 12:44:00
I believe a greased rolling pin makes a great arse dildo. ;D

You speak from experience? :o :o :o
Title: Re: Dual Use Kitchen/Home Appliances
Post by: STEMO on 17 January 2016, 13:39:52
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 17 January 2016, 12:58:45
Quote from: STEMO on 17 January 2016, 12:44:00
I believe a greased rolling pin makes a great arse dildo. ;D

You speak from experience? :o :o :o
I'll leave that to your imagination.  :)
Title: Re: Dual Use Kitchen/Home Appliances
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 17 January 2016, 13:45:32
Quote from: STEMO on 17 January 2016, 13:39:52
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 17 January 2016, 12:58:45
Quote from: STEMO on 17 January 2016, 12:44:00
I believe a greased rolling pin makes a great arse dildo. ;D

You speak from experience? :o :o :o
I'll leave that to your imagination.  :)


The last thought I want in my head is of a greased rolling pin sticking out of your arse. :)
Title: Re: Dual Use Kitchen/Home Appliances
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 17 January 2016, 13:46:24
.....or worse still so far up that it can't be seen.
Title: Re: Dual Use Kitchen/Home Appliances
Post by: STEMO on 17 January 2016, 13:50:27
Too late by the sound of things.  ;D
Title: Re: Dual Use Kitchen/Home Appliances
Post by: Steve B on 17 January 2016, 13:55:02
Quote from: STEMO on 17 January 2016, 12:44:00
I believe a greased rolling pin makes a great arse dildo. ;D
What about splinters  :-\
Title: Re: Dual Use Kitchen/Home Appliances
Post by: STEMO on 17 January 2016, 13:58:54
Quote from: BIGtime on 17 January 2016, 13:55:02
Quote from: STEMO on 17 January 2016, 12:44:00
I believe a greased rolling pin makes a great arse dildo. ;D
What about splinters  :-\
I only said 'I believe', I'm not an expert you know. ;D
Title: Re: Dual Use Kitchen/Home Appliances
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 17 January 2016, 17:10:55
Quote from: STEMO on 17 January 2016, 13:58:54
Quote from: BIGtime on 17 January 2016, 13:55:02
Quote from: STEMO on 17 January 2016, 12:44:00
I believe a greased rolling pin makes a great arse dildo. ;D
What about splinters  :-\
I only said 'I believe', I'm not an expert you know. ;D

It's amazing the number of household items that are pulled from 'exit only' orifices in A&E...... ::)

It seems the world is full of perverts. ;D