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Chat Area => General Car Chat => Topic started by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 13 October 2016, 12:13:39
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I'm pleased to say that the smoky agricultural lump of scrap has gone. Banished forever. The V40 may return almost 60 MPG on lorry fuel but quite frankly I wouldn't buy one if it covered 1000 miles for each gallon of derv. :( I know some on here love diesel cars but they just don't do it for me.
Anyway.... back to the Jag.The central locking has now been fixed. It is embarrassing when the alarm sounds every time I open the door. People must think I'm TWOC.( Road Wars fans will recognise this acronym)
In addition, the passenger seat now works in all 18 positions. They have also installed the latest software update for the 8 speed ZF auto which 'appears' to make it marginally more responsive. (Placebo?)
I'm not a big fan of dealers but the car was returned in immaculate condition after a wash and valet. All costs covered by the warranty.
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Anyway.... back to the Jag.The central locking has now been fixed. It is embarrassing when the alarm sounds every time I open the door. People must think I'm TWOC.( Road Wars fans will recognise this acronym)
TWOC - Trial Without Catheter
A medical process often after a prostate operation ? How's your waterworks ;)
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Hopefully the tractor didn't sully your drive by dribbling on it. :)
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Anyway.... back to the Jag.The central locking has now been fixed. It is embarrassing when the alarm sounds every time I open the door. People must think I'm TWOC.( Road Wars fans will recognise this acronym)
TWOC - Trial Without Catheter
A medical process often after a prostate operation ? How's your waterworks ;)
For expert opinion you will need to speak with STMO. :) :P :P
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Anyway.... back to the Jag.The central locking has now been fixed. It is embarrassing when the alarm sounds every time I open the door. People must think I'm TWOC.( Road Wars fans will recognise this acronym)
TWOC - Trial Without Catheter
A medical process often after a prostate operation ? How's your waterworks ;)
For expert opinion you will need to speak with STMO. :) :P :P
I'm more of an expert on the other TWOC. ;D
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Anyway.... back to the Jag.The central locking has now been fixed. It is embarrassing when the alarm sounds every time I open the door. People must think I'm TWOC.( Road Wars fans will recognise this acronym)
TWOC - Trial Without Catheter
A medical process often after a prostate operation ? How's your waterworks ;)
For expert opinion you will need to speak with STMO. :) :P :P
I'm more of an expert on the other TWOC. ;D
As a proud scouser I would expect nothing less. ::) ::) ;)
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I'm pleased to say that the smoky agricultural lump of scrap has gone. Banished forever. The V40 may return almost 60 MPG on lorry fuel but quite frankly I wouldn't buy one if it covered 1000 miles for each gallon of derv. :( I know some on here love diesel cars but they just don't do it for me.
Anyway.... back to the Jag.The central locking has now been fixed. It is embarrassing when the alarm sounds every time I open the door. People must think I'm TWOC.( Road Wars fans will recognise this acronym)
In addition, the passenger seat now works in all 18 positions . They have also installed the latest software update for the 8 speed ZF auto which 'appears' to make it marginally more responsive. (Placebo?)
I'm not a big fan of dealers but the car was returned in immaculate condition after a wash and valet. All costs covered by the warranty.
Is that how many the Sil, knows from the karma sutra.
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I'm pleased to say that the smoky agricultural lump of scrap has gone. Banished forever. The V40 may return almost 60 MPG on lorry fuel but quite frankly I wouldn't buy one if it covered 1000 miles for each gallon of derv. :( I know some on here love diesel cars but they just don't do it for me.
Anyway.... back to the Jag.The central locking has now been fixed. It is embarrassing when the alarm sounds every time I open the door. People must think I'm TWOC.( Road Wars fans will recognise this acronym)
In addition, the passenger seat now works in all 18 positions . They have also installed the latest software update for the 8 speed ZF auto which 'appears' to make it marginally more responsive. (Placebo?)
I'm not a big fan of dealers but the car was returned in immaculate condition after a wash and valet. All costs covered by the warranty.
Is that how many the Sil, knows from the karma sutra.
I took her out and floored it.
Her head dropped and she whispered "God, oh my God". I imagined her whispering those very same words while laying beneath me.
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I'm pleased to say that the smoky agricultural lump of scrap has gone. Banished forever. The V40 may return almost 60 MPG on lorry fuel but quite frankly I wouldn't buy one if it covered 1000 miles for each gallon of derv. :( I know some on here love diesel cars but they just don't do it for me.
Anyway.... back to the Jag.The central locking has now been fixed. It is embarrassing when the alarm sounds every time I open the door. People must think I'm TWOC.( Road Wars fans will recognise this acronym)
In addition, the passenger seat now works in all 18 positions . They have also installed the latest software update for the 8 speed ZF auto which 'appears' to make it marginally more responsive. (Placebo?)
I'm not a big fan of dealers but the car was returned in immaculate condition after a wash and valet. All costs covered by the warranty.
Is that how many the Sil, knows from the karma sutra.
I took her out and floored it.
Her head dropped and she whispered "God, oh my God, it's tiny". I imagined her whispering those very same words while laying beneath me.
They are quite cramped, those sporty jags.
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I'm pleased to say that the smoky agricultural lump of scrap has gone. Banished forever. The V40 may return almost 60 MPG on lorry fuel but quite frankly I wouldn't buy one if it covered 1000 miles for each gallon of derv. :( I know some on here love diesel cars but they just don't do it for me.
Anyway.... back to the Jag.The central locking has now been fixed. It is embarrassing when the alarm sounds every time I open the door. People must think I'm TWOC.( Road Wars fans will recognise this acronym)
In addition, the passenger seat now works in all 18 positions . They have also installed the latest software update for the 8 speed ZF auto which 'appears' to make it marginally more responsive. (Placebo?)
I'm not a big fan of dealers but the car was returned in immaculate condition after a wash and valet. All costs covered by the warranty.
Is that how many the Sil, knows from the karma sutra.
I took her out and floored it.
Her head dropped and she whispered "God, oh my God, it's tiny". I imagined her whispering those very same words while laying beneath me.
They are quite cramped, those sporty jags.
Perhaps she was refering to my intellect and not the size of my knob. Sounds just as bad. ;D