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Title: I'm bored
Post by: maria on 29 July 2008, 22:57:27

Has any one got any good jokes to post i need cheering up

Title: Re: I'm bored
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 29 July 2008, 23:01:16

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Has any one got any good jokes to post i need cheering up

Me thinks you need a trip to the nearest Ann Summers shop mate soon stop you getting bored ;D ;)

Title: Re: I'm bored
Post by: maria on 29 July 2008, 23:02:21

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Has any one got any good jokes to post i need cheering up

Me thinks you need a trip to the nearest Ann Summers shop mate soon stop you getting bored ;D ;)

I would but there shut at this time of night but thanks for the thought ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: I'm bored
Post by: Vamps on 29 July 2008, 23:03:20

I'm bored!!!!!!!!!!You sound like my 8 year od daughter and less than a week into the school holiday. ::) ::) ::) yet she has never stopped.

Title: Re: I'm bored
Post by: Markie on 29 July 2008, 23:03:24

Okay, this is bad, really bad, it will make you cringe.

How does Batman`s mum let him Batman know his dnner is ready?

Title: Re: I'm bored
Post by: bertiecbx550 on 29 July 2008, 23:03:33

Have you not got anything in pink for maria to borrow then???? ;D

Title: Re: I'm bored
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 29 July 2008, 23:03:37

Well you know I would help ya if I could :D

Title: Re: I'm bored
Post by: Markie on 29 July 2008, 23:04:08

.....Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner BATMAN !!

 :-[

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Post by: rickyboy on 29 July 2008, 23:05:29

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.....Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner BATMAN !!

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Oh dear - don't think cringe covers it.   ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: I'm bored
Post by: Banjax on 29 July 2008, 23:05:45

Darth Vader: I know what you are getting for Xmas
Luke Skywalker : That's impossible!!!!
D V: No - it is the truth, Jedi
L S : You're lying!!!!! How could you know???
D V : Because, young Skywalker....I have felt your presents.



Ba-doom-tish - I'm here all week folks!!!  ;D

Title: Re: I'm bored
Post by: maria on 29 July 2008, 23:05:56

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Have you not got anything in pink for maria to borrow then???? ;D

I do like pink but red is also nice and i'm saying no more ;D

Title: Re: I'm bored
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 29 July 2008, 23:06:11

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.....Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner BATMAN !!

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What???? I heard that when I was 5 ::)

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Post by: Markie on 29 July 2008, 23:07:29

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.....Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner BATMAN !!

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What???? I heard that when I was 5 ::)

Aye but it took time to get up here....its doing the rounds today in my office  :-/

Title: Re: I'm bored
Post by: Vamps on 29 July 2008, 23:07:53

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.....Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner BATMAN !!

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What???? I heard that when I was 5 ::)

And me and I think I am even older than you ............ :-[ :-[ :-[

Title: Re: I'm bored
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 29 July 2008, 23:08:09

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Have you not got anything in pink for maria to borrow then???? ;D

I do like pink but red is also nice and i'm saying no more ;D

Funny you should say that Maria I do too...... I'll show you mine if you show me yours ;D ;D

Title: Re: I'm bored
Post by: Markie on 29 July 2008, 23:08:35

Was reading in the news today about the guy that drowned in a bowl of Museli  :(

He got pulled under by a strong CURRANT

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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 29 July 2008, 23:08:52

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.....Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner BATMAN !!

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What???? I heard that when I was 5 ::)

And me and I think I am even older than you ............ :-[ :-[ :-[

No think about it ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: I'm bored
Post by: maria on 29 July 2008, 23:08:55

Yep thats a very old joke markie  :y

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Post by: maria on 29 July 2008, 23:10:14

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Was reading in the news today about the guy that drowned in a bowl of Museli  :(

He got pulled under by a strong CURRANT

good one, got any really good ones

Title: Re: I'm bored
Post by: Banjax on 29 July 2008, 23:11:23

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Was reading in the news today about the guy that drowned in a bowl of Museli  Sad

He got pulled under by a strong CURRANT

did you see the story on the page opposite? guy fell asleep at an Indian Restaurant.........doctor says he slipped into a Korma.....


sorry  ::)

Title: Re: I'm bored
Post by: maria on 29 July 2008, 23:12:52

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Was reading in the news today about the guy that drowned in a bowl of Museli  Sad

He got pulled under by a strong CURRANT

did you see the story on the page opposite? guy fell asleep at an Indian Restaurant.........doctor says he slipped into a Korma.....


sorry  ::)

dont be it was a good one

Title: Re: I'm bored
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 29 July 2008, 23:13:40

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Was reading in the news today about the guy that drowned in a bowl of Museli  Sad

He got pulled under by a strong CURRANT

did you see the story on the page opposite? guy fell asleep at an Indian Restaurant.........doctor says he slipped into a Korma.....


sorry  ::)

dont be it was a good one

Are you havin a laugh they were terrible :P

Title: Re: I'm bored
Post by: Banjax on 29 July 2008, 23:15:05

come on Loo-knee - you LOVED the star wars gag?  ;)

Title: Re: I'm bored
Post by: JamesV6CDX on 29 July 2008, 23:15:25

Don't talk about Ann summers - she still hasn't opened the little (or not so little) surprise I bought her back from the De Wallen area of Amsterdam...... ;D

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Post by: LJay on 29 July 2008, 23:17:45

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Don't talk about Ann summers - she still hasn't opened the little (or not so little) surprise I bought her back from the De Wallen area of Amsterdam...... ;D

Sounds good james! W hat is it? I'm intrigued!!! :D

Title: Re: I'm bored
Post by: Jimbob on 29 July 2008, 23:18:25

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Don't talk about Ann summers - she still hasn't opened the little (or not so little) surprise I bought her back from the De Wallen area of Amsterdam...... ;D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: I'm bored
Post by: JamesV6CDX on 29 July 2008, 23:19:43

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Don't talk about Ann summers - she still hasn't opened the little (or not so little) surprise I bought her back from the De Wallen area of Amsterdam...... ;D

Sounds good james! W hat is it? I'm intrigued!!! :D

Tell you what - Let Jimbob come to amsterdam with me for the weekend, and I'll tell him to bring you one back :P ;D

Title: Re: I'm bored
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 29 July 2008, 23:20:22

Is it a Thermos? :D

Title: Re: I'm bored
Post by: JamesV6CDX on 29 July 2008, 23:20:51

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Is it a Thermos? :D

I wasn't aware that Thermos flasks were battery operated? ::)

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Post by: LJay on 29 July 2008, 23:21:12

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Don't talk about Ann summers - she still hasn't opened the little (or not so little) surprise I bought her back from the De Wallen area of Amsterdam...... ;D

Sounds good james! W hat is it? I'm intrigued!!! :D

Tell you what - Let 'Mr Farty Bum-Whistle' come to amsterdam with me for the weekend, and I'll tell him to bring you one back :P ;D

Deal! It better be good! :D

Title: Re: I'm bored
Post by: Jimbob on 29 July 2008, 23:21:47

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Don't talk about Ann summers - she still hasn't opened the little (or not so little) surprise I bought her back from the De Wallen area of Amsterdam...... ;D

Sounds good james! W hat is it? I'm intrigued!!! :D

Tell you what - Let 'Mr Farty Bum-Whistle' come to amsterdam with me for the weekend, and I'll tell him to bring you one back :P ;D

Plenty of good local 'special interest' shops around here, not sure I need to go that far ;)

Title: Re: I'm bored
Post by: Jimbob on 29 July 2008, 23:23:20

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Is it a Thermos? :D

Been watching Wilt again!!!

"who on earth would buy a tartan dildo?"
"thats my coffee"

I need to see that again!!!