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Title: Check your fivers
Post by: Mister Rog on 09 December 2016, 17:38:27

Just in case you don't already know, the fivers in the picture worth a tad more than five pounds

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-south-scotland-38223552


(http://ichef-1.bbci.co.uk/news/624/cpsprodpb/15FE5/production/_92858009_fiverspicture.jpg)
Title: Re: Check your fivers
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 09 December 2016, 17:48:35
I still only have the old paper money.

My particular example smells like it's been up a tramp's arse.
Title: Re: Check your fivers
Post by: ozzycat on 09 December 2016, 17:56:20
I still only have the old paper money.

My particular example smells like it's been up a tramp's arse.
so you have one of stemos fivers then hes so rich he can afford to wipe his arse with them
Title: Re: Check your fivers
Post by: STEMO on 09 December 2016, 17:57:35
I still only have the old paper money.

My particular example smells like it's been up a tramp's arse.
'Particular example'......never heard your todger called that before.
Oh....and it probably has been up a tramps arse.  ;D
Title: Re: Check your fivers
Post by: STEMO on 09 December 2016, 17:59:21
I still only have the old paper money.

My particular example smells like it's been up a tramp's arse.
so you have one of stemos fivers then hes so rich he can afford to wipe his arse with them
Wiping ones bottom with a plastic fiver would be the same as the toilet paper we got at school.
Title: Re: Check your fivers
Post by: ozzycat on 09 December 2016, 18:08:44
I still only have the old paper money.

My particular example smells like it's been up a tramp's arse.
so you have one of stemos fivers then hes so rich he can afford to wipe his arse with them
Wiping ones bottom with a plastic fiver would be the same as the toilet paper we got at school.
no steve the toilet at school was worse i used it to rub down the paint work on my dads car before i sprayed it :y :y :y
Title: Re: Check your fivers
Post by: Mister Rog on 09 December 2016, 19:05:30
I still only have the old paper money.

My particular example smells like it's been up a tramp's arse.
so you have one of stemos fivers then hes so rich he can afford to wipe his arse with them
Wiping ones bottom with a plastic fiver would be the same as the toilet paper we got at school.

Izal

Just used to spread it all around a bit. Still available I think
Title: Re: Check your fivers
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 09 December 2016, 19:43:16
I still only have the old paper money.

My particular example smells like it's been up a tramp's arse.
so you have one of stemos fivers then hes so rich he can afford to wipe his arse with them
Wiping ones bottom with a plastic fiver would be the same as the toilet paper we got at school.

Izal

Just used to spread it all around a bit. Still available I think

Pretty much greaseproof paper. Not fit for purpose. :-\
Title: Re: Check your fivers
Post by: Tony H on 09 December 2016, 20:14:03
I still only have the old paper money.

My particular example smells like it's been up a tramp's arse.
so you have one of stemos fivers then hes so rich he can afford to wipe his arse with them
Wiping ones bottom with a plastic fiver would be the same as the toilet paper we got at school.

Remember that stuff Steve like Izal medicated. It had two different sides. The smooth side just spead it all up your back, and the rough side was like wiping your ar*se with a brick :o
Title: Re: Check your fivers
Post by: Bigron on 09 December 2016, 20:25:41
I think we had Bronco - it definitely worked in the same way! Ours was a tight-arsed school; there was a notice on the back of the door - "Please use both sides of the paper"..... ::)

Ron.
Title: Re: Check your fivers
Post by: Ever Ready on 10 December 2016, 06:17:51
I still only have the old paper money.

My particular example smells like it's been up a tramp's arse.
so you have one of stemos fivers then hes so rich he can afford to wipe his arse with them
Wiping ones bottom with a plastic fiver would be the same as the toilet paper we got at school.
Single shiny sheets in a wee box ugh, no roll of Andrex when I were a lad :)

Never mind you could always wash your hands with freezing cold water and Carbolic soap ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Check your fivers
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 10 December 2016, 12:01:08
Izal was a luxury too far when I was a boy.

Peices of the Daily Mirror hanging on a rusty nail was the order of the day. :)
Title: Re: Check your fivers
Post by: ronnyd on 10 December 2016, 12:42:54
Izal was a luxury too far when I was a boy.

Peices of the Daily Mirror hanging on a rusty nail was the order of the day. :)
Was the norm with the old "thunderbox" down the bottom of the garden. Used to be able to see who was coming down the path by squinting through the knotholes in the timbers. Bloody cold in the middle of winter, (yes,those days we did have winters) i can tell ya. ;D
Title: Re: Check your fivers
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 11 December 2016, 05:34:17
Izal was a luxury too far when I was a boy.

Peices of the Daily Mirror hanging on a rusty nail was the order of the day. :)

That's about all the Daily Mirror is good for!  :)
Title: Re: Check your fivers
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 11 December 2016, 12:11:39
Izal was a luxury too far when I was a boy.

Peices of the Daily Mirror hanging on a rusty nail was the order of the day. :)

That's about all the Daily Mirror is good for!  :)

As for a bar of carbolic and a towel, that was another luxury too far. Just wipe your hands on your trousers. :)
Title: Re: Check your fivers
Post by: Mister Rog on 11 December 2016, 13:53:18
Izal was a luxury too far when I was a boy.

Peices of the Daily Mirror hanging on a rusty nail was the order of the day. :)

That's about all the Daily Mirror is good for!  :)

As for a bar of carbolic and a towel, that was another luxury too far. Just wipe your hands on your trousers. :)

I hope you didn't used to bite your nails . . . .
Title: Re: Check your fivers
Post by: Ever Ready on 11 December 2016, 13:56:11
Izal was a luxury too far when I was a boy.

Peices of the Daily Mirror hanging on a rusty nail was the order of the day. :)

That's about all the Daily Mirror is good for!  :)

As for a bar of carbolic and a towel, that was another luxury too far. Just wipe your hands on your trousers. :)

Towel? what are they? :)
Title: Re: Check your fivers
Post by: Tony H on 14 December 2016, 16:39:01
This thread is sounding some what like a Monty Python sketch  ;D
Title: Re: Check your fivers
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 14 December 2016, 22:23:15
Izal was a luxury too far when I was a boy.

Peices of the Daily Mirror hanging on a rusty nail was the order of the day. :)

That's about all the Daily Mirror is good for!  :)

As for a bar of carbolic and a towel, that was another luxury too far. Just wipe your hands on your trousers. :)

You had trousers :o

When I was a lad at school, we had to make do with shorts...