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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Mister Rog on 09 December 2016, 17:38:27
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Just in case you don't already know, the fivers in the picture worth a tad more than five pounds
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-south-scotland-38223552
(http://ichef-1.bbci.co.uk/news/624/cpsprodpb/15FE5/production/_92858009_fiverspicture.jpg)
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I still only have the old paper money.
My particular example smells like it's been up a tramp's arse.
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I still only have the old paper money.
My particular example smells like it's been up a tramp's arse.
so you have one of stemos fivers then hes so rich he can afford to wipe his arse with them
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I still only have the old paper money.
My particular example smells like it's been up a tramp's arse.
'Particular example'......never heard your todger called that before.
Oh....and it probably has been up a tramps arse. ;D
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I still only have the old paper money.
My particular example smells like it's been up a tramp's arse.
so you have one of stemos fivers then hes so rich he can afford to wipe his arse with them
Wiping ones bottom with a plastic fiver would be the same as the toilet paper we got at school.
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I still only have the old paper money.
My particular example smells like it's been up a tramp's arse.
so you have one of stemos fivers then hes so rich he can afford to wipe his arse with them
Wiping ones bottom with a plastic fiver would be the same as the toilet paper we got at school.
no steve the toilet at school was worse i used it to rub down the paint work on my dads car before i sprayed it :y :y :y
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I still only have the old paper money.
My particular example smells like it's been up a tramp's arse.
so you have one of stemos fivers then hes so rich he can afford to wipe his arse with them
Wiping ones bottom with a plastic fiver would be the same as the toilet paper we got at school.
Izal
Just used to spread it all around a bit. Still available I think
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I still only have the old paper money.
My particular example smells like it's been up a tramp's arse.
so you have one of stemos fivers then hes so rich he can afford to wipe his arse with them
Wiping ones bottom with a plastic fiver would be the same as the toilet paper we got at school.
Izal
Just used to spread it all around a bit. Still available I think
Pretty much greaseproof paper. Not fit for purpose. :-\
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I still only have the old paper money.
My particular example smells like it's been up a tramp's arse.
so you have one of stemos fivers then hes so rich he can afford to wipe his arse with them
Wiping ones bottom with a plastic fiver would be the same as the toilet paper we got at school.
Remember that stuff Steve like Izal medicated. It had two different sides. The smooth side just spead it all up your back, and the rough side was like wiping your ar*se with a brick :o
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I think we had Bronco - it definitely worked in the same way! Ours was a tight-arsed school; there was a notice on the back of the door - "Please use both sides of the paper"..... ::)
Ron.
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I still only have the old paper money.
My particular example smells like it's been up a tramp's arse.
so you have one of stemos fivers then hes so rich he can afford to wipe his arse with them
Wiping ones bottom with a plastic fiver would be the same as the toilet paper we got at school.
Single shiny sheets in a wee box ugh, no roll of Andrex when I were a lad :)
Never mind you could always wash your hands with freezing cold water and Carbolic soap ;D ;D ;D
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Izal was a luxury too far when I was a boy.
Peices of the Daily Mirror hanging on a rusty nail was the order of the day. :)
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Izal was a luxury too far when I was a boy.
Peices of the Daily Mirror hanging on a rusty nail was the order of the day. :)
Was the norm with the old "thunderbox" down the bottom of the garden. Used to be able to see who was coming down the path by squinting through the knotholes in the timbers. Bloody cold in the middle of winter, (yes,those days we did have winters) i can tell ya. ;D
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Izal was a luxury too far when I was a boy.
Peices of the Daily Mirror hanging on a rusty nail was the order of the day. :)
That's about all the Daily Mirror is good for! :)
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Izal was a luxury too far when I was a boy.
Peices of the Daily Mirror hanging on a rusty nail was the order of the day. :)
That's about all the Daily Mirror is good for! :)
As for a bar of carbolic and a towel, that was another luxury too far. Just wipe your hands on your trousers. :)
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Izal was a luxury too far when I was a boy.
Peices of the Daily Mirror hanging on a rusty nail was the order of the day. :)
That's about all the Daily Mirror is good for! :)
As for a bar of carbolic and a towel, that was another luxury too far. Just wipe your hands on your trousers. :)
I hope you didn't used to bite your nails . . . .
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Izal was a luxury too far when I was a boy.
Peices of the Daily Mirror hanging on a rusty nail was the order of the day. :)
That's about all the Daily Mirror is good for! :)
As for a bar of carbolic and a towel, that was another luxury too far. Just wipe your hands on your trousers. :)
Towel? what are they? :)
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This thread is sounding some what like a Monty Python sketch ;D
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Izal was a luxury too far when I was a boy.
Peices of the Daily Mirror hanging on a rusty nail was the order of the day. :)
That's about all the Daily Mirror is good for! :)
As for a bar of carbolic and a towel, that was another luxury too far. Just wipe your hands on your trousers. :)
You had trousers :o
When I was a lad at school, we had to make do with shorts...