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Title: I'm falling apart
Post by: omegod on 20 December 2016, 22:57:43
Well half of me is !

Right foot - Plantar fasciitis
Right knee- Knackered cartilage and tendons
Right groin - scar tissue from an old hernia repair that's causing loadsa pain
Right hand - Carpel tunnel/trigger finger requiring regular injections
Right shoulder- grinds !
Right ear - going deaf

Recently had some neck issues which now causes neuropathic pain, hopefully just a nerve damaged which is causing loss of sensation in my right arm and leg which alternates to mega pins and needles, GP has stuck me on Gabapentin which is normally used for epilepsy and awaiting an MRI scan to see what's up.

Left side of me works ok though :y

Any way, happy sodding Christmas  >:( 
Title: Re: I'm falling apart
Post by: Ever Ready on 20 December 2016, 23:15:07
Good job you're not a horse, it would be either the knackers yard or the glue factory for you my lad ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I'm falling apart
Post by: Ever Ready on 20 December 2016, 23:18:46
You could end up being a real life Steve Austin

We can rebuild him but should we? ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I'm falling apart
Post by: Bigron on 20 December 2016, 23:23:27
I've got quite a long list too - join the crumblies? Perhaps we can get Carol Vorderman to minister to us?   ::)  :y

Ron.
Title: Re: I'm falling apart
Post by: amazonian on 20 December 2016, 23:23:44



If you were a car you would certainly be an Omega !!

 :)     :)
Title: Re: I'm falling apart
Post by: Ever Ready on 20 December 2016, 23:25:31
I've got quite a long list too - join the crumblies? Perhaps we can get Carol Vorderman to minister to us?   ::)  :y

Ron.

Can we get Nigella to rub the cream on? :y :y :y
Title: Re: I'm falling apart
Post by: Bigron on 20 December 2016, 23:31:32
You mean like Joanne WEhalley did in "The Singing Detective"? Phwoaar!   ::) :y

Ron.
Title: Re: I'm falling apart
Post by: amazonian on 20 December 2016, 23:36:45



You mean like Joanne WEhalley did in "The Singing Detective"? Phwoaar!   ::) :y

Ron.


I remember that Ron,  and you are not wrong,   :y :y
Title: Re: I'm falling apart
Post by: Bigron on 20 December 2016, 23:51:17
I broke SO many wishbones over her, and it wasn't even Christmas!  :-[

Ron.
Title: Re: I'm falling apart
Post by: biggriffin on 21 December 2016, 05:25:49
Stop moaning, and get on with it :-* 
What you have is a mere flesh wound, now when we lived in a cardboard box,when I was a boy in the war ;D ;D :D
Title: Re: I'm falling apart
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 21 December 2016, 06:19:10



If you were a car you would certainly be an Omega !!

 :)     :)

If I was a car I'd be an Alfasud.  :y

Fast and sexy when young, but dissolving rapidly in middle age!  :(  ;D
Title: Re: I'm falling apart
Post by: Ever Ready on 21 December 2016, 07:16:19
You mean like Joanne WEhalley did in "The Singing Detective"? Phwoaar!   ::) :y

Ron.

Oh yesss :y :y :y :y
Title: Re: I'm falling apart
Post by: Keith ABS on 21 December 2016, 07:45:53
Cardboard box, CARDBOARD BOX, blooming luxury :y

Keith ABS
Title: Re: I'm falling apart
Post by: Varche on 21 December 2016, 08:34:35
Yes it is all fun this getting older, nature can be pretty cruel.

Happy sodding Christmas, i am just going out t lick t road clean with mi tongue
Title: Re: I'm falling apart
Post by: omegod on 21 December 2016, 10:18:02
Sitting in work in a fug of medication giggling at the responses  ::) 

I'm only bloody 41 ! I think my youthful hard living is catching up on me, a few of the injuries have stories behind them 
Title: Re: I'm falling apart
Post by: Varche on 21 December 2016, 12:06:20
41? You should worry.

Specialist said to me " I have good news and bad news" What is the good news I asked? " You have 2 days to live"

What is the bad news then? " I should have told you yesterday"
Title: Re: I'm falling apart
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 21 December 2016, 12:08:17
Well half of me is !

Right foot - Plantar fasciitis
Right knee- Knackered cartilage and tendons
Right groin - scar tissue from an old hernia repair that's causing loadsa pain
Right hand - Carpel tunnel/trigger finger requiring regular injections
Right shoulder- grinds !
Right ear - going deaf

Recently had some neck issues which now causes neuropathic pain, hopefully just a nerve damaged which is causing loss of sensation in my right arm and leg which alternates to mega pins and needles, GP has stuck me on Gabapentin which is normally used for epilepsy and awaiting an MRI scan to see what's up.

Left side of me works ok though :y

Any way, happy sodding Christmas  >:(

I wonder what caused this?

Too much of something perhaps. ;D
Title: Re: I'm falling apart
Post by: omegod on 21 December 2016, 12:14:59
Well half of me is !

Right foot - Plantar fasciitis
Right knee- Knackered cartilage and tendons
Right groin - scar tissue from an old hernia repair that's causing loadsa pain
Right hand - Carpel tunnel/trigger finger requiring regular injections
Right shoulder- grinds !
Right ear - going deaf

Recently had some neck issues which now causes neuropathic pain, hopefully just a nerve damaged which is causing loss of sensation in my right arm and leg which alternates to mega pins and needles, GP has stuck me on Gabapentin which is normally used for epilepsy and awaiting an MRI scan to see what's up.

Left side of me works ok though :y

Any way, happy sodding Christmas  >:(

I wonder what caused this?

Too much of something perhaps. ;D

Running 3000 bolts in per shift at the Jaguar Land Rover plant wrecked my hand, might be a bit of the other too  ;)
Title: Re: I'm falling apart
Post by: EMD on 21 December 2016, 13:17:52
Sitting in work in a fug of medication giggling at the responses  ::) 

I'm only bloody 41 ! I think my youthful hard living is catching up on me, a few of the injuries have stories behind them

Wait till you hit 50 , its all downhill from there  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I'm falling apart
Post by: Bigron on 21 December 2016, 13:37:42
I stopped incrementing my age a few years back; boy am I in bad nick for a 29-year-old!  :o

Ron.
Title: Re: I'm falling apart
Post by: EMD on 21 December 2016, 13:41:59
All that wine women and song ... 3am 4am 5am parties and pub lock-ins wasnt very wise 50 yrs ago  ::)
Title: Re: I'm falling apart
Post by: TheBoy on 21 December 2016, 14:00:28
Running 3000 bolts in per shift at the Jaguar Land Rover plant wrecked my hand, might be a bit of the other too  ;)
At the same time :o, thats impressive...
Title: Re: I'm falling apart
Post by: aaronjb on 21 December 2016, 14:22:05
Running 3000 bolts in per shift at the Jaguar Land Rover plant wrecked my hand, might be a bit of the other too  ;)
At the same time :o, thats impressive...

The vibration from all the plant machinery probably means all you need is a firm grip... ;D
Title: Re: I'm falling apart
Post by: omegod on 21 December 2016, 18:21:53
Running 3000 bolts in per shift at the Jaguar Land Rover plant wrecked my hand, might be a bit of the other too  ;)
At the same time :o, thats impressive...

Aye I used a big tool  ;D
Title: Re: I'm falling apart
Post by: BazaJT on 21 December 2016, 18:23:40
Look on the bright side you could be old too ;D
Title: Re: I'm falling apart
Post by: omegod on 23 January 2017, 19:21:17
Well results of MRI show Osteo-Arthritis in my neck as well as a bulging disc, I repeat i'm fourty frigging one  :-\ , I'll have to cut back on the mechanicky stuff which is a shame but it could be worse.         
Title: Re: I'm falling apart
Post by: grifter on 23 January 2017, 20:50:58
Good job you're not a horse, it would be either the knackers yard or the glue factory for you my lad ;D ;D ;D

Staring down the barrels of a shotgun lol!