Omega Owners Forum
Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: BazaJT on 10 January 2017, 18:54:41
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One of my neighbours has a 2/3yr old Corsa-she's the one who some time ago while parking at the side of the road outside reversed into the towball on my Omega as she didn't understand what the parking sensors were trying to tell her :D.Anyway her car broke down and she phoned someone for assistance and when asked what symptoms it had displayed she explained that she was driving along when the helicopter light :o lit up and the engine stopped.Turns out it was of course the eml,but she was adamant it was a helicopter ;D ;D
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If it has tyres or tits it will give you trouble. Combining the two is just madness. ;D
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Surely there should be a capacity limit for women.
I suggest 50 BHP and 1.2 litres.
It all started when a bunch of silly girlies wanted the vote. Insanity.
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They'll be running the country next... ::)
Oh, hang on a minute... :D
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Surely there should be a capacity limit for women.
I suggest 50 BHP and 1.2 litres.
It all started when a bunch of silly girlies wanted the vote. Insanity.
I'm all for this........ But what happens when 'she' has to drive home from the pub because "Ah, bugger it, I'll have another, you can drive".........
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Surely there should be a capacity limit for women.
I suggest 50 BHP and 1.2 litres.
It all started when a bunch of silly girlies wanted the vote. Insanity.
I'm all for this........ But what happens when 'she' has to drive home from the pub because "Ah, bugger it, I'll have another, you can drive".........
Good point, well made...
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I'm all for this........ But what happens when 'she' has to drive home from the pub because "Ah, bugger it, I'll have another, you can drive".........
How would you tell her that when she is at home chained to the sink?
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I'm all for this........ But what happens when 'she' has to drive home from the pub because "Ah, bugger it, I'll have another, you can drive".........
How would you tell her that when she is at home chained to the sink?
Funniest thing I read all day! ;D ;D ;D
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Surely there should be a capacity limit for women.
I suggest 50 BHP and 1.2 litres.
It all started when a bunch of silly girlies wanted the vote. Insanity.
I'm all for this........ But what happens when 'she' has to drive home from the pub because "Ah, bugger it, I'll have another, you can drive".........
Simple set of sensors to detect a woman in the drivers seat and the ECU limits the power output?
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Would that be a fish sniffer, marks?
Ron.
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Would that be a fish sniffer, marks?
Ron.
A fishy fanny is never a good thing.