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Title: Jenny's friend!!!!!
Post by: MadMark73 on 31 July 2008, 18:05:45
Jenny's friend Debbie was complaining about a sore throat.      

"When I have that I always give a blow job to my husband & next day I'm better, you should try it".

Next day Debbie comes in singing.

"How did it go?" asks Jenny.

"Brilliant," says Debbie, "but your husband couldn't believe it was your idea!'.
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Post by: albitz on 31 July 2008, 18:38:20
 ;D ;Dgot debbies phone number ? ;D ;D
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Post by: Marie on 31 July 2008, 19:32:44
shockin !!! but funny
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Post by: kris9128 on 31 July 2008, 20:20:37
i think i know debbie  :-X
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Post by: Vamps on 31 July 2008, 20:23:21
 ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: zippo on 31 July 2008, 21:12:22
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i think i know debbie  :-X

you wish  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Jimbob on 31 July 2008, 21:17:03
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: LJay on 31 July 2008, 21:49:38
lol!  ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Debs. on 31 July 2008, 21:52:20
Zubes always work for me! :y
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Post by: Jimbob on 31 July 2008, 21:54:37
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Zubes always work for me! :y

Theres a blast from the past!!!!

"Zubes, Zubes, unblock your tubes!!!"

where the hell did I dredge that old ad up from?  :o
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Post by: LJay on 31 July 2008, 21:57:52
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Zubes always work for me! :y

Theres a blast from the past!!!!

"Zubes, Zubes, unblock your tubes!!!"

where the hell did I dredge that old ad up from?  :o

You never recommend zubes when i have a sore throat!  ;) :-*
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Post by: Jimbob on 31 July 2008, 21:58:53
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Zubes always work for me! :y

Theres a blast from the past!!!!

"Zubes, Zubes, unblock your tubes!!!"

where the hell did I dredge that old ad up from?  :o

You never recommend zubes when i have a sore throat!  ;) :-*


I'm sure a splash of 'special cream' will be more effective  :-*
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Post by: hotel21 on 31 July 2008, 22:00:05
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Zubes always work for me! :y

Theres a blast from the past!!!!

"Zubes, Zubes, unblock your tubes!!!"

where the hell did I dredge that old ad up from?  :o

You never recommend zubes when i have a sore throat!  ;) :-*


I'm sure a splash of 'special cream' will be more effective  :-*

You pair looking for a room???   :-*

 ;D
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Post by: Debs. on 31 July 2008, 22:02:02
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Zubes always work for me! :y

Theres a blast from the past!!!!

"Zubes, Zubes, unblock your tubes!!!"

where the hell did I dredge that old ad up from?  :o

You never recommend zubes when i have a sore throat!  ;) :-*


I'm sure a splash of 'special cream' will be more effective  :-*

:o I hope you mean cream of the pastyoureyes type! ;D
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Post by: LJay on 31 July 2008, 22:05:47
No comment! I was talking about throat sweets! ;D
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Post by: Debs. on 31 July 2008, 22:09:16
 ;D Cough-cough, nudge-nudge......say no more! ;D
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Post by: LJay on 31 July 2008, 22:13:21
terribly naive, me! Have no idea what this is all about!!! ;D ;)
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Post by: Jimbob on 31 July 2008, 22:16:22
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terribly naive, me! Have no idea what this is all about!!! ;D ;)


Education time in a bit  ::)
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Post by: bob.dent on 31 July 2008, 22:22:29
My ex-missus always used to say it was very soothing and full of protein - I used to think my luck was in until she said she was talking about Slimfast! ::) :D
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Post by: LJay on 31 July 2008, 22:26:44
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My ex-missus always used to say it was very soothing and full of protein - I used to think my luck was in until she said she was talking about Slimfast! ::) :D

Huh! What else could she have meant???? ;D
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Post by: bob.dent on 31 July 2008, 22:29:16
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My ex-missus always used to say it was very soothing and full of protein - I used to think my luck was in until she said she was talking about Slimfast! ::) :D

Huh! What else could she have meant???? ;D

Hmmmm, now let me think...........ah, I've got it - honey! ;D
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Post by: hotel21 on 31 July 2008, 22:50:25
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terribly naive, me! Have no idea what this is all about!!! ;D ;)

we have been down this road previously.....

Remember the Dwarfs, thats all I'm saying.....   ;)   ;D
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Post by: HolyCount on 31 July 2008, 22:53:17
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;D Cough-cough, nudge-nudge......say no more! ;D

Or cough cough .... spit !!!! ::)
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Post by: Vamps on 31 July 2008, 22:54:11
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;D Cough-cough, nudge-nudge......say no more! ;D

Or cough cough .... spit !!!! ::)

Gross.......................................... ::) ::) ::)
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Post by: zippo on 31 July 2008, 22:55:13
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;D Cough-cough, nudge-nudge......say no more! ;D

Or cough cough .... spit !!!! ::)

thought it was rude to spit  :)
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Post by: LJay on 31 July 2008, 23:34:47
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terribly naive, me! Have no idea what this is all about!!! ;D ;)

we have been down this road previously.....

Remember the Dwarfs, thats all I'm saying.....   ;)   ;D

Which just reinforces what i said!!! ;D
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Post by: Vamps on 31 July 2008, 23:38:32
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terribly naive, me! Have no idea what this is all about!!! ;D ;)

we have been down this road previously.....

Remember the Dwarfs, thats all I'm saying.....   ;)   ;D

Which just reinforces what i said!!! ;D

Yeh Yeh Yeh............................. ;D ;D ;D I remember it wel. ::) ::) ::)
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Post by: LJay on 31 July 2008, 23:40:42
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terribly naive, me! Have no idea what this is all about!!! ;D ;)

we have been down this road previously.....

Remember the Dwarfs, thats all I'm saying.....   ;)   ;D

Which just reinforces what i said!!! ;D

Yeh Yeh Yeh............................. ;D ;D ;D I remember it wel. ::) ::) ::)

Thought you were as innocent as me Mike!!! ;D ;)
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Post by: jimmas on 01 August 2008, 10:38:27
yea I no debbie, her full name is debbie swallow.  ;)
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Post by: JamesV6CDX on 01 August 2008, 12:32:31
Can this be editied to have NWS in the title, please.  >:(
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Post by: HNO3GOH on 01 August 2008, 12:46:50
 ;D ;D ;D :y