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Title: To cheer us up...
Post by: STEMO on 22 March 2017, 19:24:21
...after the events of this afternoon, we can watch England make sauerkraut out of the Germans tonight. What chance does the Bosch have against our team of superstars.
Title: Re: To cheer us up...
Post by: Colin G on 22 March 2017, 19:34:41
I think zee Germans vil win ze var at least 3-0 - bunch of overpaid tossers with no interest in really representing their country - the national team should be picked from much lower down the league where representing your country and winning might actually mean something
Title: Re: To cheer us up...
Post by: STEMO on 22 March 2017, 19:39:50
I think zee Germans vil win ze var at least 3-0 - bunch of overpaid tossers with no interest in really representing their country - the national team should be picked from much lower down the league where representing your country and winning might actually mean something
You're not keen then, Colin?
Title: Re: To cheer us up...
Post by: Colin G on 22 March 2017, 19:43:38
eeeerrrrrr.......does it show?  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: To cheer us up...
Post by: TheBoy on 22 March 2017, 21:09:10
Meant to post this earlier, but tea was far more interesting ;D

We stand half a chance, as we're not playing that useless, lazy, useless thick idiot, Shrek.
Title: Re: To cheer us up...
Post by: STEMO on 22 March 2017, 21:13:31
We are playing them off the park but, as usual, no end product. It's like watching Liverpool, 75% possession and get beat 1-0.
Title: Re: To cheer us up...
Post by: TheBoy on 22 March 2017, 21:13:53
On the upside, the place I'm staying at has TVs in the bathroom, so laying here having a little splash around and a shave watching them....
Title: Re: To cheer us up...
Post by: STEMO on 22 March 2017, 21:15:33
On the upside, the place I'm staying at has TVs in the bathroom, so laying here having a little splash around and a shave watching them....
No tea and cake being served, I hope.  :o
Title: Re: To cheer us up...
Post by: STEMO on 22 March 2017, 21:18:20
We are playing them off the park but, as usual, no end product. It's like watching Liverpool, 75% possession and get beat 1-0.
Told yer  :)
Title: Re: To cheer us up...
Post by: Webby the Bear on 22 March 2017, 21:26:31
Do people really watch this shite anymore?

I put watching England play on a par with Eastenders and having the snip with no anaesthetic.
Title: Re: To cheer us up...
Post by: Webby the Bear on 22 March 2017, 21:27:10
Ps Stemo... not sure how I strolled over in to gen. dis. I'll move on shortly.....  ;D
Title: Re: To cheer us up...
Post by: STEMO on 22 March 2017, 21:46:20
Ps Stemo... not sure how I strolled over in to gen. dis. I'll move on shortly.....  ;D
Everybody moves over to general disrespect eventually, Webby, it gets boring talking about cars all the time. I'd put it on a par with eastenders and having the snip with no anaesthetic.
Title: Re: To cheer us up...
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 22 March 2017, 21:52:04
Touché ;D
Title: Re: To cheer us up...
Post by: Mister Rog on 22 March 2017, 22:01:25
Ps Stemo... not sure how I strolled over in to gen. dis. I'll move on shortly.....  ;D
Everybody moves over to general disrespect eventually, Webby, it gets is boring talking about cars all most of the time. I'd put it on a par with eastenders and having the snip with no anaesthetic.

Fixed

Oh, hang on, this is a car forum  ???

FYI, most snips are done without general anaesthetic I think, just some local anaesthesia. If you really want a good one "having ingrowing toenails pulled out without any anaesthesia"   :D

Title: Re: To cheer us up...
Post by: STEMO on 22 March 2017, 22:02:58
Ps Stemo... not sure how I strolled over in to gen. dis. I'll move on shortly.....  ;D
Everybody moves over to general disrespect eventually, Webby, it gets is boring talking about cars all most of the time. I'd put it on a par with eastenders and having the snip with no anaesthetic.

Fixed

Oh, hang on, this is a car forum  ???

FYI, most snips are done without general anaesthetic I think, just some local anaesthesia. If you really want a good one "having ingrowing toenails pulled out without any anaesthesia"   :D
They did that to our kid when he wouldn't tell them where the drugs where.
Title: Re: To cheer us up...
Post by: Mister Rog on 22 March 2017, 22:26:21
Ps Stemo... not sure how I strolled over in to gen. dis. I'll move on shortly.....  ;D
Everybody moves over to general disrespect eventually, Webby, it gets is boring talking about cars all most of the time. I'd put it on a par with eastenders and having the snip with no anaesthetic.

Fixed

Oh, hang on, this is a car forum  ???

FYI, most snips are done without general anaesthetic I think, just some local anaesthesia. If you really want a good one "having ingrowing toenails pulled out without any anaesthesia"   :D
They did that to our kid when he wouldn't tell them where the drugs where.

Sorry no self respecting dealer would use correct grammar

Lesson No 1 in dealing:
When asked where the drugs were, reply "I didn't know where the drugs was Mister, honest"

And if in Lahndan, add "Innit" at the end

Title: Re: To cheer us up...
Post by: Terbs on 22 March 2017, 23:42:14
TB does seem to spend a lot of time in the bath !!!! Should be wrinkled up like a prune  ;D