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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: TheBoy on 12 April 2017, 17:22:31
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Here I am, laying in bath, she's brought me up my cuppa and a Cadbury Mini Roll.
Just dropped a large chunk of mini roll in the bath. Looks like I've shat myself.
oppsit.
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Every day is a school day... :D
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That's one of the most feeble excuses Ive heard for loss of bowel control. ::)
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Can't remember the last time I had a bath ........
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Can't remember the last time I had a bath ........
We noticed....
:P
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:'(
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If this Embraer 175 sh!tbox (courtesy of FlyMayBe) ever gets off the ground, I'm heading for one as hot as I can stand it with half a bottle of pinotage and some dark chocolate. :y
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It would be more embarrassing if you had fished your mini roll out of the bath, popped in in your mouth and too late realised...... :o :D ;D
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It would be more embarrassing if you had fished your mini roll out of the bath, popped in in your mouth and too late realised...... :o :D ;D
.......that you had, in fact, shit yourself and you'd just eaten a turd.
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It would be more embarrassing if you had fished your mini roll out of the bath, popped in in your mouth and too late realised...... :o :D ;D
.......that you had, in fact, shit yourself and you'd just eaten a turd.
Yes just to make it clear for the stupid! :-X ;D
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I nearly p*ssed myself larfin' at the last two posts! :-[ :y ;D
Ron.
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It would be more embarrassing if you had fished your mini roll out of the bath, popped in in your mouth and too late realised...... :o :D ;D
.......that you had, in fact, shit yourself and you'd just eaten a turd.
I bet STEMO is a bundle of laughs and suspense at the cinema when he's seen the film before. ::) ::) ::) ::)
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It would be more embarrassing if you had fished your mini roll out of the bath, popped in in your mouth and too late realised...... :o :D ;D
.......that you had, in fact, shit yourself and you'd just eaten a turd.
I bet STEMO is a bundle of laughs and suspense at the cinema when he's seen the film before. ::) ::) ::) ::)
You'll never find out. I'm particular about who I walk out with.
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It would be more embarrassing if you had fished your mini roll out of the bath, popped in in your mouth and too late realised...... :o :D ;D
You think he's going to admit to it here? ;)
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It would be more embarrassing if you had fished your mini roll out of the bath, popped in in your mouth and too late realised...... :o :D ;D
You think he's going to admit to it here? ;)
He's done worse... ::)
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That's one of the most feeble excuses Ive heard for loss of bowel control. ::)
Yep....about as believable as "the dog ate my homework excuse" when at school. :)
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It would be more embarrassing if you had fished your mini roll out of the bath, popped in in your mouth and too late realised...... :o :D ;D
You think he's going to admit to it here? ;)
He's done worse... ::)
Good point, well presented. ::)
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It would be more embarrassing if you had fished your mini roll out of the bath, popped in in your mouth and too late realised...... :o :D ;D
You think he's going to admit to it here? ;)
Ignoring late night kebabs, the only shit I've ever eaten is a warm, steaming, soft cowpat. It tasted, well, shit.
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And the water is going cold, and she still hasn't brought me up a cuppa and cake >:(
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She heard. Tea and large cookie arrived :)
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She heard. Tea and large cookie arrived :)
Don't drop them ffs... otherwise it will look like a trip top A+E might be in order ;D