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Title: Name something that people only use once
Post by: Varche on 14 April 2017, 13:41:05: Firework
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Post by: amazonian on 14 April 2017, 13:44:17: A Virgin

:) :)
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Post by: Varche on 14 April 2017, 13:47:09: a match
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Post by: Mister Rog on 14 April 2017, 14:07:21: Suicide bomb belt . . .
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Post by: TheBoy on 14 April 2017, 14:14:54: Me
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Post by: Lincs Robert on 14 April 2017, 14:20:04: Hearse
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Post by: moggy on 14 April 2017, 14:38:49: Bog roll.
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Post by: Mister Rog on 14 April 2017, 14:44:49: Quote from: moggy on 14 April 2017, 14:38:49
Bog roll.

Hmmmm not sure about that one. Some OOfers are so mean they could well dry them out and re-use :o
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Post by: Steve B on 14 April 2017, 14:47:53: A Durex
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Post by: Mister Rog on 14 April 2017, 14:52:12: Quote from: Steve B on 14 April 2017, 14:47:53
A Durex

See above ::) but wash not dry . . . . ;D
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Post by: Rods2 on 14 April 2017, 15:32:10: A bullet
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Post by: ronnyd on 14 April 2017, 15:47:11: Birthday card,(unless your,e really stingy). :-\
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Post by: Auto Addict on 14 April 2017, 16:21:43: Quote from: moggy on 14 April 2017, 14:38:49
Bog roll.

If you use Izal you can put it in the washing machine and re-use it ;)
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Post by: biggriffin on 14 April 2017, 16:35:43: Petrol.
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Post by: amazonian on 14 April 2017, 16:45:21: Talk talk .com

:)
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Post by: Varche on 14 April 2017, 17:07:50: wedding dress
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Post by: YZ250 on 14 April 2017, 17:43:15: Tampon
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Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 14 April 2017, 17:44:15: Coffin
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Post by: Andy B on 14 April 2017, 17:57:13: Quote from: Lincs Robert on 14 April 2017, 14:20:04
Hearse

I've been in loads of them. ;)
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Post by: Varche on 14 April 2017, 18:32:33: waffle maker
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Post by: YZ250 on 14 April 2017, 18:35:40: Quote from: Andy B on 14 April 2017, 17:57:13
Quote from: Lincs Robert on 14 April 2017, 14:20:04
Hearse

I've been in loads of them. ;)

I assume he meant as a horizontal passenger. ;D
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Post by: YZ250 on 14 April 2017, 18:49:05: Disposable nappy.

Not me you understand, although come to think of it I've had a few near misses. ::)
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Post by: Lincs Robert on 14 April 2017, 19:07:17: Vodafone :-X
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Post by: Varche on 14 April 2017, 19:28:35: Titanic
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Post by: Andy B on 14 April 2017, 19:37:20: Quote from: YZ250 on 14 April 2017, 18:35:40
Quote from: Andy B on 14 April 2017, 17:57:13
Quote from: Lincs Robert on 14 April 2017, 14:20:04
Hearse

I've been in loads of them. ;)

I assume he meant as a horizontal passenger. ;D

;D
Funniest time with a hearse was ......

as a kid, I played a B flat bass tuba. .... bloody great big thing ...... & on a Sat morning there was a combined school band that all practiced together. My Dad gave me & my bass a lift ...... in a hearse. People couldn't believe what they were seeing ;D ;D
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Post by: BazaJT on 14 April 2017, 20:01:52: Side tracking a bit but,in the 1930's dad used to drive a hearse 2/6d a funeral.He used to take mum out courting in it and on the odd occasion there was an extra passenger under the shelf :D ;D ;D
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Post by: steve6367 on 15 April 2017, 07:23:31: Samsung manufacturer approved phone reapair service
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Post by: Andy B on 15 April 2017, 09:49:34: ASDA online shopping

....... bloody useless & their South African call centre is even worse
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Post by: Andy B on 15 April 2017, 09:51:52: Quote from: BazaJT on 14 April 2017, 20:01:52
...
.... and on the odd occasion there was an extra passenger under the shelf :D ;D ;D

My Dad has at various times over the years given me a lift in a van with an extra passenger ..... ;)
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Post by: geoffr70 on 15 April 2017, 11:02:33: An Omega? :D
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Post by: STEMO on 15 April 2017, 11:19:19: ICBMs :)
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Post by: Lincs Robert on 15 April 2017, 16:37:39: Services of a Midwife!
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Post by: Mr Gav on 15 April 2017, 20:02:57: Electricity
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Post by: EMD on 15 April 2017, 21:07:43: BT >:( >:( >:(
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Post by: Rods2 on 15 April 2017, 22:07:12: Seed
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Post by: Lazydocker on 16 April 2017, 08:25:35: Quote from: steve6367 on 15 April 2017, 07:23:31
Samsung manufacturer approved phone reapair service

The LG one isn't much better!
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Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 16 April 2017, 09:59:22: Life
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Post by: Varche on 16 April 2017, 10:09:44: rivet
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Post by: Doctor Gollum on 16 April 2017, 11:33:23: Quote from: Varche on 16 April 2017, 10:09:44
rivet
You sure? :-X
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Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 16 April 2017, 11:39:29: Pregnancy test kit.
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Post by: Doctor Gollum on 16 April 2017, 11:42:38: Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 16 April 2017, 11:39:29
Pregnancy test kit.
On a scale of one to ten, how nervous were you?
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Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 16 April 2017, 11:50:53: Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 16 April 2017, 11:42:38
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 16 April 2017, 11:39:29
Pregnancy test kit.
On a scale of one to ten, how nervous were you?

Probably filled the septic tank! :o ;D
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Post by: Doctor Gollum on 16 April 2017, 11:51:29: ;D
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Post by: Varche on 16 April 2017, 12:03:36: Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 16 April 2017, 11:33:23
Quote from: Varche on 16 April 2017, 10:09:44
rivet
You sure? :-X

yep it was a pop rivet ;D
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Post by: Nick W on 16 April 2017, 12:48:17: Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 16 April 2017, 11:39:29
Pregnancy test kit.

and were you? ;D
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Post by: Steve B on 16 April 2017, 12:52:44: In TB's case...That thread about diagnostic tools ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 16 April 2017, 12:54:09: Quote from: Nick W on 16 April 2017, 12:48:17
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 16 April 2017, 11:39:29
Pregnancy test kit.

and were you? ;D

No! It was about 18 years ago. My life would be very different now if it had been positive. :)
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Post by: Doctor Gollum on 16 April 2017, 13:28:11: Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 16 April 2017, 12:54:09
Quote from: Nick W on 16 April 2017, 12:48:17
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 16 April 2017, 11:39:29
Pregnancy test kit.

and were you? ;D

No! It was about 18 years ago. My life would be very different now if it had been positive. :)
And let that be a lesson to you :D
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Post by: MikeDundee on 17 April 2017, 09:24:38: A shotgun shell :y
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Post by: MikeDundee on 17 April 2017, 12:34:01: Quote from: MikeDundee on 17 April 2017, 09:24:38
A shotgun shell :y

Oh and not let's forget a can of lager or beer, however, I recall cans can be re-used by certain member's for unscrupulous pranks ;D, and let's add to this a certain campsite in Keswick ;D
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Post by: Jimbob on 17 April 2017, 12:52:15: Quote from: MikeDundee on 17 April 2017, 12:34:01
Quote from: MikeDundee on 17 April 2017, 09:24:38
A shotgun shell :y

Oh and not let's forget a can of lager or beer, however, I recall cans can be re-used by certain member's for unscrupulous pranks ;D, and let's add to this a certain campsite in Keswick ;D

No idea what you mean ;D ;D ;D (and welcome back Mike)
and as coincidence would have it, weve just come back from a few days away camping at Dalebottom!

(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa229/littlejimmym/Keswick2011/IMG_1349_resize.jpg)

(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa229/littlejimmym/Keswick2011/IMG_1353_resize.jpg)

(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa229/littlejimmym/Keswick2011/IMG_1354_resize.jpg)

(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa229/littlejimmym/Keswick2011/IMG_1352_resize.jpg)
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Post by: Lazydocker on 17 April 2017, 23:40:58: Quote from: Jimbob on 17 April 2017, 12:52:15
Quote from: MikeDundee on 17 April 2017, 12:34:01
Quote from: MikeDundee on 17 April 2017, 09:24:38
A shotgun shell :y

Oh and not let's forget a can of lager or beer, however, I recall cans can be re-used by certain member's for unscrupulous pranks ;D, and let's add to this a certain campsite in Keswick ;D

No idea what you mean ;D ;D ;D (and welcome back Mike)
and as coincidence would have it, weve just come back from a few days away camping at Dalebottom!

(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa229/littlejimmym/Keswick2011/IMG_1349_resize.jpg)

(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa229/littlejimmym/Keswick2011/IMG_1353_resize.jpg)

(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa229/littlejimmym/Keswick2011/IMG_1354_resize.jpg)

(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa229/littlejimmym/Keswick2011/IMG_1352_resize.jpg)

:D :D :D :D

Ahh... Buckeroo :y

Of course, I was completely innocent in any said games :-X ::)

In fact... That evidence is pretty conclusive that it is all that DTM fella ;D
Title: Re: Name something that people only use once
Post by: TheBoy on 18 April 2017, 16:28:19: I think MikeDundee should be praised for his ability not to spill a drop, even when fast asleep....
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Post by: Doctor Gollum on 18 April 2017, 19:07:05: Quote from: RumpelStiltSkin on 18 April 2017, 16:28:19
I think MikeDundee should be praised for his ability not to spill a drop, even when fast asleep....
He woke the campsite when he finally came round though... sounded like a recycling bin being emptied ;D
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Post by: TheBoy on 20 April 2017, 12:12:14: Back to thread title...

Anything Netgear.

Did I mention I frickin hate every single useless piece of shit they have ever made. Its all universally junk. Frickers.

FFS, expect another MASSIVE outage as I have to power down the whole friccing lot to reboot the utterly useless network switch. I mean, a switch, how poxy unreliable can it be. Frickers.

Did I mention Netgear stuff is shit.