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Title: Name something that people only use once
Post by: Varche on 14 April 2017, 13:41:05
Firework
Title: Re: Name something that people only use once
Post by: amazonian on 14 April 2017, 13:44:17
                               



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Title: Re: Name something that people only use once
Post by: Varche on 14 April 2017, 13:47:09
a match
Title: Re: Name something that people only use once
Post by: Mister Rog on 14 April 2017, 14:07:21

Suicide bomb belt . . .
Title: Re: Name something that people only use once
Post by: TheBoy on 14 April 2017, 14:14:54
Me
Title: Re: Name something that people only use once
Post by: Lincs Robert on 14 April 2017, 14:20:04
Hearse
Title: Re: Name something that people only use once
Post by: moggy on 14 April 2017, 14:38:49
Bog roll.
Title: Re: Name something that people only use once
Post by: Mister Rog on 14 April 2017, 14:44:49
Bog roll.

Hmmmm not sure about that one. Some OOfers are so mean they could well dry them out and re-use  :o

Title: Re: Name something that people only use once
Post by: Steve B on 14 April 2017, 14:47:53
A Durex
Title: Re: Name something that people only use once
Post by: Mister Rog on 14 April 2017, 14:52:12
A Durex

See above  ::)  but wash not dry . . . .  ;D

Title: Re: Name something that people only use once
Post by: Rods2 on 14 April 2017, 15:32:10
A bullet
Title: Re: Name something that people only use once
Post by: ronnyd on 14 April 2017, 15:47:11
Birthday card,(unless your,e really stingy). :-\
Title: Re: Name something that people only use once
Post by: Auto Addict on 14 April 2017, 16:21:43
Bog roll.

If you use Izal you can put it in the washing machine and re-use it ;)
Title: Re: Name something that people only use once
Post by: biggriffin on 14 April 2017, 16:35:43
Petrol.
Title: Re: Name something that people only use once
Post by: amazonian on 14 April 2017, 16:45:21
                             


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Title: Re: Name something that people only use once
Post by: Varche on 14 April 2017, 17:07:50
wedding dress
Title: Re: Name something that people only use once
Post by: YZ250 on 14 April 2017, 17:43:15
Tampon
Title: Re: Name something that people only use once
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 14 April 2017, 17:44:15
Coffin
Title: Re: Name something that people only use once
Post by: Andy B on 14 April 2017, 17:57:13
Hearse

I've been in loads of them.  ;)
Title: Re: Name something that people only use once
Post by: Varche on 14 April 2017, 18:32:33
waffle maker
Title: Re: Name something that people only use once
Post by: YZ250 on 14 April 2017, 18:35:40
Hearse

I've been in loads of them.  ;)

I assume he meant as a horizontal passenger.  ;D
Title: Re: Name something that people only use once
Post by: YZ250 on 14 April 2017, 18:49:05
Disposable nappy.

Not me you understand, although come to think of it I've had a few near misses.  ::)
Title: Re: Name something that people only use once
Post by: Lincs Robert on 14 April 2017, 19:07:17
Vodafone  :-X
Title: Re: Name something that people only use once
Post by: Varche on 14 April 2017, 19:28:35
Titanic
Title: Re: Name something that people only use once
Post by: Andy B on 14 April 2017, 19:37:20
Hearse

I've been in loads of them.  ;)

I assume he meant as a horizontal passenger.  ;D

 ;D
Funniest time with a hearse was ......

as a kid, I played a B flat bass tuba. .... bloody great big thing ...... & on a Sat morning there was a combined school band that all practiced together. My Dad gave me & my bass a lift ...... in a hearse. People couldn't believe what they were seeing  ;D   ;D
Title: Re: Name something that people only use once
Post by: BazaJT on 14 April 2017, 20:01:52
Side tracking a bit but,in the 1930's dad used to drive a hearse 2/6d a funeral.He used to take mum out courting in it and on the odd occasion there was an extra passenger under the shelf :D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Name something that people only use once
Post by: steve6367 on 15 April 2017, 07:23:31
Samsung manufacturer approved phone reapair service
Title: Re: Name something that people only use once
Post by: Andy B on 15 April 2017, 09:49:34
ASDA online shopping

 ....... bloody useless & their South African call centre is even worse
Title: Re: Name something that people only use once
Post by: Andy B on 15 April 2017, 09:51:52
...
.... and on the odd occasion there was an extra passenger under the shelf :D ;D ;D

My Dad has at various times over the years given me a lift in a van with an extra passenger .....  ;)
Title: Re: Name something that people only use once
Post by: geoffr70 on 15 April 2017, 11:02:33
An Omega?  :D
Title: Re: Name something that people only use once
Post by: STEMO on 15 April 2017, 11:19:19
ICBMs  :)
Title: Re: Name something that people only use once
Post by: Lincs Robert on 15 April 2017, 16:37:39
Services of a Midwife!
Title: Re: Name something that people only use once
Post by: Mr Gav on 15 April 2017, 20:02:57
Electricity
Title: Re: Name something that people only use once
Post by: EMD on 15 April 2017, 21:07:43
BT  >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: Name something that people only use once
Post by: Rods2 on 15 April 2017, 22:07:12
Seed
Title: Re: Name something that people only use once
Post by: Lazydocker on 16 April 2017, 08:25:35
Samsung manufacturer approved phone reapair service

The LG one isn't much better!
Title: Re: Name something that people only use once
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 16 April 2017, 09:59:22
Life
Title: Re: Name something that people only use once
Post by: Varche on 16 April 2017, 10:09:44
rivet
Title: Re: Name something that people only use once
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 16 April 2017, 11:33:23
rivet
You sure? :-X
Title: Re: Name something that people only use once
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 16 April 2017, 11:39:29
Pregnancy test kit.
Title: Re: Name something that people only use once
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 16 April 2017, 11:42:38
Pregnancy test kit.
On a scale of one to ten, how nervous were you?
Title: Re: Name something that people only use once
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 16 April 2017, 11:50:53
Pregnancy test kit.
On a scale of one to ten, how nervous were you?

Probably filled the septic tank!  :o  ;D
Title: Re: Name something that people only use once
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 16 April 2017, 11:51:29
 ;D
Title: Re: Name something that people only use once
Post by: Varche on 16 April 2017, 12:03:36
rivet
You sure? :-X

yep it was a pop rivet ;D
Title: Re: Name something that people only use once
Post by: Nick W on 16 April 2017, 12:48:17
Pregnancy test kit.


and were you? ;D
Title: Re: Name something that people only use once
Post by: Steve B on 16 April 2017, 12:52:44
In TB's case...That thread about diagnostic tools  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Name something that people only use once
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 16 April 2017, 12:54:09
Pregnancy test kit.


and were you? ;D

No! It was about 18 years ago.  My life would be very different now if it had been positive.  :)
Title: Re: Name something that people only use once
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 16 April 2017, 13:28:11
Pregnancy test kit.


and were you? ;D

No! It was about 18 years ago.  My life would be very different now if it had been positive.  :)
And let that be a lesson to you :D
Title: Re: Name something that people only use once
Post by: MikeDundee on 17 April 2017, 09:24:38
A shotgun shell :y
Title: Re: Name something that people only use once
Post by: MikeDundee on 17 April 2017, 12:34:01
A shotgun shell :y

Oh and not let's forget a can of lager or beer, however, I recall cans can be re-used by certain member's for unscrupulous pranks ;D, and let's add to this a certain campsite in Keswick ;D
Title: Re: Name something that people only use once
Post by: Jimbob on 17 April 2017, 12:52:15
A shotgun shell :y

Oh and not let's forget a can of lager or beer, however, I recall cans can be re-used by certain member's for unscrupulous pranks ;D, and let's add to this a certain campsite in Keswick ;D

No idea what you mean ;D ;D ;D  (and welcome back Mike)
and as coincidence would have it, weve just come back from a few days away camping at Dalebottom!

(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa229/littlejimmym/Keswick2011/IMG_1349_resize.jpg)

(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa229/littlejimmym/Keswick2011/IMG_1353_resize.jpg)

(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa229/littlejimmym/Keswick2011/IMG_1354_resize.jpg)

(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa229/littlejimmym/Keswick2011/IMG_1352_resize.jpg)
Title: Re: Name something that people only use once
Post by: Lazydocker on 17 April 2017, 23:40:58
A shotgun shell :y

Oh and not let's forget a can of lager or beer, however, I recall cans can be re-used by certain member's for unscrupulous pranks ;D, and let's add to this a certain campsite in Keswick ;D

No idea what you mean ;D ;D ;D  (and welcome back Mike)
and as coincidence would have it, weve just come back from a few days away camping at Dalebottom!

(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa229/littlejimmym/Keswick2011/IMG_1349_resize.jpg)

(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa229/littlejimmym/Keswick2011/IMG_1353_resize.jpg)

(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa229/littlejimmym/Keswick2011/IMG_1354_resize.jpg)

(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa229/littlejimmym/Keswick2011/IMG_1352_resize.jpg)

 :D :D :D :D

Ahh... Buckeroo  :y

Of course, I was completely innocent in any said games :-X ::)

In fact... That evidence is pretty conclusive that it is all that DTM fella ;D
Title: Re: Name something that people only use once
Post by: TheBoy on 18 April 2017, 16:28:19
I think MikeDundee should be praised for his ability not to spill a drop, even when fast asleep....
Title: Re: Name something that people only use once
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 18 April 2017, 19:07:05
I think MikeDundee should be praised for his ability not to spill a drop, even when fast asleep....
He woke the campsite when he finally came round though... sounded like a recycling bin being emptied ;D
Title: Re: Name something that people only use once
Post by: TheBoy on 20 April 2017, 12:12:14
Back to thread title...

Anything Netgear.


Did I mention I frickin hate every single useless piece of shit they have ever made. Its all universally junk. Frickers.


FFS, expect another MASSIVE outage as I have to power down the whole friccing lot to reboot the utterly useless network switch.  I mean, a switch, how poxy unreliable can it be. Frickers.


Did I mention Netgear stuff is shit.