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Title: Good deed for the day
Post by: STEMO on 01 May 2017, 15:07:35
One of my neighbours was having trouble with his waterworks, so I've been round and fiddled with his cock and now it's gushing out.  :y
Title: Re: Good deed for the day
Post by: Varche on 01 May 2017, 15:08:31
say what :o
Title: Re: Good deed for the day
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 01 May 2017, 15:15:06
say what :o
He said, "Sallwirght Cocker, tsonly watter..." :D
Title: Re: Good deed for the day
Post by: Viral_Jim on 01 May 2017, 15:15:32
Toilet humour at its er finest  :o
Title: Re: Good deed for the day
Post by: STEMO on 01 May 2017, 15:20:08
say what :o
I managed to get the muck out of his cock.
Title: Re: Good deed for the day
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 01 May 2017, 15:21:47
Come again :o
I managed to get the muck out of his cock. Twice.
Summat not quite right with you :D
Title: Re: Good deed for the day
Post by: STEMO on 01 May 2017, 15:23:26
What is wrong with you people? His stop cock needed freeing up and the sludge clearing out. Simple.  ::)
Title: Re: Good deed for the day
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 01 May 2017, 16:07:24
.......is this the script from the latest 'Carry on film'?

You'll be telling us next that his cock needed a firm hand from Matron to relieve the stiffness.
Title: Re: Good deed for the day
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 01 May 2017, 16:10:09
Come again :o
I managed to get the muck out of his cock. Twice.
Summat not quite right with you :D

He's from the town of  Wakefieldbarnsleyscouser, and owns a whippet. Not a surprise the old boy is slightly odd.
Title: Re: Good deed for the day
Post by: zirk on 01 May 2017, 16:11:26
Sounds like another STEMO cock and ball story to me.  ::)
Title: Re: Good deed for the day
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 01 May 2017, 17:34:50
I'm sure I can hear an echo of Sid James laugh at the moment, for some reason. :D
Title: Re: Good deed for the day
Post by: Rods2 on 02 May 2017, 19:16:51
So The Wakefield Rag headline will be:

Same sh*t, different cock. ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Good deed for the day
Post by: Terbs on 02 May 2017, 23:03:38
Come down here and do mine, Steve. I have a blockage and swmbo is giving me grief because nothing is coming out. She says she pulled the knob up as far as it will go, twiddled with it, but got diddly squat out. I said try doing it up and down a few times. She said, I have but nothing is coming out. So she said..'Stuff the shower, I'll have a bath instead' !!!! ;)