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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: STEMO on 01 May 2017, 15:07:35
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One of my neighbours was having trouble with his waterworks, so I've been round and fiddled with his cock and now it's gushing out. :y
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say what :o
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say what :o
He said, "Sallwirght Cocker, tsonly watter..." :D
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Toilet humour at its er finest :o
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say what :o
I managed to get the muck out of his cock.
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Come again :o
I managed to get the muck out of his cock. Twice.
Summat not quite right with you :D
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What is wrong with you people? His stop cock needed freeing up and the sludge clearing out. Simple. ::)
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.......is this the script from the latest 'Carry on film'?
You'll be telling us next that his cock needed a firm hand from Matron to relieve the stiffness.
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Come again :o
I managed to get the muck out of his cock. Twice.
Summat not quite right with you :D
He's from the town of Wakefieldbarnsleyscouser, and owns a whippet. Not a surprise the old boy is slightly odd.
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Sounds like another STEMO cock and ball story to me. ::)
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I'm sure I can hear an echo of Sid James laugh at the moment, for some reason. :D
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So The Wakefield Rag headline will be:
Same sh*t, different cock. ::) ::) ::)
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Come down here and do mine, Steve. I have a blockage and swmbo is giving me grief because nothing is coming out. She says she pulled the knob up as far as it will go, twiddled with it, but got diddly squat out. I said try doing it up and down a few times. She said, I have but nothing is coming out. So she said..'Stuff the shower, I'll have a bath instead' !!!! ;)