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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Jo_Kent on 05 August 2008, 17:21:03
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Just a selection from a long list that was emailed to me today, apologies if anyone is offended
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> A suicide bomber runs into a pet shop and yells, 'you've all got one
> minute to get out!'
> The tortoise at the back of the shop shouts, 'you c*nt!'
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> why are women like clouds? eventually they f*ck off and its a really
> nice day
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> Whats the difference between light and hard?
> You can sleep with a light on.
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> A man walks into a petrol station and says, 'can I please have a KitKat
> Chunky?'
> The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to
> him.
> 'No,' says the man, 'I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat bitch.'
A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
> The librarian says; 'F*ck off, you won't bring it back.'
Lin
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