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Title: joke
Post by: maria on 06 August 2008, 21:23:57

Mr smith gets an attractive new secretary, Miss Jones.

One day, while taking dictation, she notices his fly is open.

Mr smith, she says quietly, 'Your barrack door is open,

He doesn't understand her remark but later he looks down and see his

zipper is undone.

Deciding to have some fun, he asks , by the way, Miss Jones,

When you saw my barrack door open, did you happen to see a

Soldier standing to attention?

Why no, mr smith, she replies,

All I saw was a little disabled veteran sitting on two old duffel bags.....

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Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 06 August 2008, 21:27:43

Is that Maria Jones..... ::) ::) ;) ;)

Or should I call you Miss Jones  :y

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Post by: zippo on 06 August 2008, 21:44:00

 ;D ;D ;D :y

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Post by: HNO3GOH on 06 August 2008, 21:53:12

 ;D ;D ;D :y very good.

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Post by: M16 on 06 August 2008, 22:10:35

Not bad :) :)

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Post by: Mr Skrunts on 06 August 2008, 23:05:59

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Vamps on 07 August 2008, 00:13:36

 ;D ;D ;D :y

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Post by: Gaffers on 07 August 2008, 06:33:39

Groan!

Go burn a bra!  ;D ;D

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Post by: Jimbob on 07 August 2008, 08:06:27

 ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Elite Pete on 07 August 2008, 09:38:16

 ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: rickyboy on 07 August 2008, 10:45:08

 ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: A380 Elite on 07 August 2008, 10:55:27

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  :y