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Title: Wayne has been a naughty boy.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 18 September 2017, 19:11:20
Three times over the limit.

My guess is he was hoping for a 'legover' with the woman he was driving home. :)
Title: Re: Wayne has been a naughty boy.
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 18 September 2017, 19:15:25
Richard Cranium!  ::)
Title: Re: Wayne has been a naughty boy.
Post by: Bigron on 18 September 2017, 19:19:39
Who is Wayne?  ???

Ron.
Title: Re: Wayne has been a naughty boy.
Post by: plym ian on 18 September 2017, 19:33:57
Apparently he's gonna get community service in an old peoples home and if he gets 6 points he'll be above Everton
Title: Re: Wayne has been a naughty boy.
Post by: Bigron on 18 September 2017, 19:43:02
Everton? Isn't that a town somewhere up north? That doesn't explain who Wayne is - is he the local mayor?

Ron.
Title: Re: Wayne has been a naughty boy.
Post by: Rods2 on 18 September 2017, 20:43:38
Got what he deserved for being a silly boy.
Title: Re: Wayne has been a naughty boy.
Post by: STEMO on 18 September 2017, 20:47:16
I wonder what his 'community service' will entail? Certainly not painting the railings in the local park, I suspect.
Title: Re: Wayne has been a naughty boy.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 18 September 2017, 22:34:44
£170 fine. Not sure how he'll find the money. :)
Title: Re: Wayne has been a naughty boy.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 18 September 2017, 22:35:58
Richard Cranium!  ::)

A friend of Richard Puller no doubt. :)
Title: Re: Wayne has been a naughty boy.
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 18 September 2017, 22:37:10
Richard Cranium!  ::)

A friend of Richard Puller no doubt. :)

Or Mike Hunt.  ;D
Title: Re: Wayne has been a naughty boy.
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 18 September 2017, 22:38:12
Apparently Rooney is a pseudonym... his real surname is Kerr ::)
Title: Re: Wayne has been a naughty boy.
Post by: Rods2 on 18 September 2017, 22:38:44
I wonder what his 'community service' will entail? Certainly not painting the railings in the local park, I suspect.

Drop him off in Barbuda and let him back home once he's finished tidying up after the hurricane seems reasonable to me. :) :) :)
Title: Re: Wayne has been a naughty boy.
Post by: Bigron on 18 September 2017, 22:43:29
Apparently Rooney is a pseudonym... his real surname is Kerr ::)

Back in  my early engineering days, there was a manufacturer of very fine test instruments by the name of Wayne Kerr. I didn't make tyhe connection back then, until on day my students saw a Component measuring device in the classroom and fell about laughing!
I can only say in my defence that to the pure, all things are pure! ::)

Ron.
Title: Re: Wayne has been a naughty boy.
Post by: ronnyd on 18 September 2017, 23:34:58
Used to work with a guy called King, first name Wayne. ;D What were his parents thinking? :o
Title: Re: Wayne has been a naughty boy.
Post by: 2boxerdogs on 19 September 2017, 11:40:43
Caught the tail end of an interview with the girl he was "helping" what an absolute dog ! I suppose if you are inebriated even some old slapper looks good the man must be a complete idiot got the world at his feet.
Title: Re: Wayne has been a naughty boy.
Post by: raywilb on 19 September 2017, 16:00:48
Caught the tail end of an interview with the girl he was "helping" what an absolute dog ! I suppose if you are inebriated even some old slapper looks good the man must be a complete idiot got the world at his feet.
  a guy in leeds a joiner by trade has the name mick hock . I wouldn't have advertised it on my van.
Title: Re: Wayne has been a naughty boy.
Post by: New POD on 19 September 2017, 22:42:28
Everton? Isn't that a town somewhere up north? That doesn't explain who Wayne is - is he the local mayor?

Ron.


No it's a Football team which has it's ground North of Liverpool and North of Everton.  It's stereotypically catholic, and was owned for years by John Moores - he of the Littlewoods pools and catalogues. 

Wayne is a local idiot from Croxteth, (which is famous for being where 11 year old Rhys Jones was shot dead by 16 year old Sean Mercer)

  Wayne's upbringing may not have been particularly normal, and my understanding is that a social worker who helped the family, may have described him off the record as "A oppsing Little Shit" ****Note when I say may, I can not confirm my 4th hand sources and nobody might have said it, and it might be my imagination.

I did once see him getting into a black 4X4 with 6 large pizza boxes. He was parked at a junction, half on the pavement on double yellows, in Formby Village.

Wayne is quite good at football, and has made a living out of being very aggressive. although had he gone to a nice school, he would have made a particularly good prop forward.
Title: Re: Wayne has been a naughty boy.
Post by: Rods2 on 20 September 2017, 00:34:46
Drinking large amounts of alcohol will have an effect on his muscle strength, speed and fitness and IMO may explain why for the last few seasons he has been a shadow of his younger years as a footballer, where the differences in performance between exceptional, excellent and good are 1 or 2 percent. ??? ??? ???
Title: Re: Wayne has been a naughty boy.
Post by: Gaffers on 20 September 2017, 10:31:01
Caught the tail end of an interview with the girl he was "helping" what an absolute dog ! I suppose if you are inebriated even some old slapper looks good the man must be a complete idiot got the world at his feet.

Old?  I read that she was 29?  :o
Title: Re: Wayne has been a naughty boy.
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 20 September 2017, 10:40:30
Caught the tail end of an interview with the girl he was "helping" what an absolute dog ! I suppose if you are inebriated even some old slapper looks good the man must be a complete idiot got the world at his feet.

Old?  I read that she was 29?  :o
She's not aging well...
Title: Re: Wayne has been a naughty boy.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 20 September 2017, 12:22:22
Caught the tail end of an interview with the girl he was "helping" what an absolute dog ! I suppose if you are inebriated even some old slapper looks good the man must be a complete idiot got the world at his feet.

Old?  I read that she was 29?  :o
She's not aging well...

I don't think Wayne should be too fussy when it comes to women. He has a face shaped like a potato. Rooney is fortunate to be paid so much. If he worked on the cheese counter at Tesco for minimum wage he wouldn't be considered attractive by women, and the only sex he'd have would be with the palm of his hand.
Title: Re: Wayne has been a naughty boy.
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 20 September 2017, 12:36:37
Coleen could have done better...
Title: Re: Wayne has been a naughty boy.
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 20 September 2017, 14:17:04
Coleen could have done better...

In Croxteth?   :-X  ::)  ;D