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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: stuart30 on 08 August 2008, 02:45:25
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Inspired by Skunties"s jokes....thought it would be interesting too hear everyone's worst ever jokes.
Mine would be.....(say it out loud to make sense)
Knock knock
Who"s there
Arthur
Arthur who
Arthuritis
Well come on it is 2.45am ;D
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why did the chicken cross the playground?
to get to the other slide
:o
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_____________________@__________
watch the tumbleweed go rollin by !!!!!!
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watch the tumbleweed go rollin by !!!!!!
(http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h64/pickledpepper/tumbleweed1.gif) ;D
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whats yellow and doesn't float?
a bulldozer
why did the chewing gum cross the road?
it was stuck to the chicken's foot
two elephants fall off a cliff... boom!boom!
I thank you, I thank you!
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two fish in a tank. one turns to the other and says, you man the gun and i'll drive!
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Two nuns sharing a bath -- one says to the other, "Where's the soap?". The second nuns answers, "Yes, it does, doesn't it ?"
>>>>>Hat >>>>>>coat >>>>>>door
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Q:What do you call a donkey with three legs?
A:Wonkey.
::)
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;D ;D ;D A wonkey donkey now that is funny ;D
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Whats the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor Pike and side Carp :-[
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Whats the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor Pike and side Carp :-[
Quite good that one. ;D ;D ;D :y
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Me "Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains"
Doctor "Pull yourself together man" ::)
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Q: What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
A: Cliff.
:-[
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Two cows are standing in a field.
One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"
The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"
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I met the bloke who invented crosswords today.
I can't remember his name, it's P something T something R. :D
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Two cows are standing in a field.
One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"
The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"
Q: What do you get if you lie under a cow?
A: A pat on the back.
:-[
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Two cows are standing in a field.
One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"
The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"
Q: What do you get if you lie under a cow?
A: A pat on the back.
:-[
;D ;D
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A: Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
B: Ok
A: A white horse fell in the mud.
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A 17 year old "street yoof" is in court yet again. The judge adjourns the case for 28 days telling the "yoof" if he has'nt found gameful employment by then he'll be sent down. The "yoof" flicks his hoodie up & leaves court. Walking along the street he sees a sign advertising jobs in IT. He grudgingly shuffles in to enquire & is asked how much computer experience he has. "None" he mumbles "you has a sign sayin' jobs innit".....COAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-[
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A: Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
B: Ok
A: A white horse fell in the mud.
A white horse walks into a bar. The barman says, "We have a whiskey named after you."
The horse replies,"What? Brian?"
:-[