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Title: For the first time in 18 months....
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 30 March 2018, 11:55:06
.......I gave away 470 ml of my 'lifeforce' yesterday. I quite enjoyed it. :)

No 'fainters' for entertainment this time though. :-\

Title: Re: For the first time in 18 months....
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 30 March 2018, 11:56:58
I'm told there is a shortage of blood donors from our 'coloured cousins' in relation to their number. :)
Title: Re: For the first time in 18 months....
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 30 March 2018, 12:10:10
I used to give blood, but I've had too many diseases now and they don't want it.  :-\
Title: Re: For the first time in 18 months....
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 30 March 2018, 12:12:03
I used to give blood, but I've had too many diseases now and they don't want it.  :-\

I'll let all the local 'Darsett' girls know.......although some of them may be the cause. ;)
Title: Re: For the first time in 18 months....
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 30 March 2018, 12:31:36
There was a chap in the news recently who had caught a super strain of the clap while messing about in SE Asia! Apparently normal antibiotics won't touch it!  :o

What a souvenir!  ::)

Title: Re: For the first time in 18 months....
Post by: STEMO on 30 March 2018, 12:34:14
There was a chap in the news recently who had caught a super strain of the clap while messing about in SE Asia! Apparently normal antibiotics won't touch it!  :o

What a souvenir!  ::)
Yes, I read that. Luckily, I'm immune these days.  ;D
Title: Re: For the first time in 18 months....
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 30 March 2018, 12:37:05
There was a chap in the news recently who had caught a super strain of the clap while messing about in SE Asia! Apparently normal antibiotics won't touch it!  :o

What a souvenir!  ::)
Yes, I read that. Luckily, I'm immune these days.  ;D

Did his knob drop off? :)
Title: Re: For the first time in 18 months....
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 30 March 2018, 12:57:27
There was a chap in the news recently who had caught a super strain of the clap while messing about in SE Asia! Apparently normal antibiotics won't touch it!  :o

What a souvenir!  ::)
Yes, I read that. Luckily, I'm immune these days.  ;D

Did his knob drop off? :)

It probably looks like a cauliflower!  ;D
Title: Re: For the first time in 18 months....
Post by: STEMO on 30 March 2018, 13:06:19
There was a chap in the news recently who had caught a super strain of the clap while messing about in SE Asia! Apparently normal antibiotics won't touch it!  :o

What a souvenir!  ::)
Yes, I read that. Luckily, I'm immune these days.  ;D

Did his knob drop off? :)
I don't think it's your knob that suffers, more your organs, heart, liver, blood,  etc, that get full of infection. Not pleasant.
Plus the indignity of lots of student doctors fiddling with you.  ;D
Title: Re: For the first time in 18 months....
Post by: redelitev6 on 30 March 2018, 13:42:20
 :( I had a blood transfusion about 12 years ago and because of that I can't give blood or donate organs due to the risk of passing on CJD :(
Title: Re: For the first time in 18 months....
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 30 March 2018, 13:49:24
:( I had a blood transfusion about 12 years ago and because of that I can't give blood or donate organs due to the risk of passing on CJD :(



The pretty nurse explained to me that scousers were not allowed to donate due excessive alcohol and cocaine levels in the blood. ::)

.......the same goes for men who take it up the arse.....but for different reasons. :)
Title: Re: For the first time in 18 months....
Post by: ronnyd on 30 March 2018, 17:45:26
I used to give blood, but I've had too many diseases now and they don't want it.  :-\
Same here Sir Tig. Once you are on blood pressure tabs they can,t use it . :(
Title: Re: For the first time in 18 months....
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 30 March 2018, 17:50:22
I used to give blood, but I've had too many diseases now and they don't want it.  :-\
Same here Sir Tig. Once you are on blood pressure tabs they can,t use it . :(

There are a number of reasons why people can't donate.

Upcoming operation

Recent operation

An assortment of prescription medication.

A recent tattoo

Arse sex. Man to man.

Weight less than 7st 12 lb

Recent trips to 'the dark continent'

....and many others.
Title: Re: For the first time in 18 months....
Post by: TheBoy on 30 March 2018, 18:11:32
The amount I'm always spilling, I need mine  :'(
Title: Re: For the first time in 18 months....
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 30 March 2018, 18:54:55
The amount I'm always spilling, I need mine  :'(

They only take 470 ml.......about the same amount you'd lose if you were shot. ;D
Title: Re: For the first time in 18 months....
Post by: biggriffin on 30 March 2018, 19:24:28
I'm told there is a shortage of blood donors from our 'coloured cousins' in relation to their number. :)
 
That's because they have to give it,without payment. O and religious beliefs, but when they get knifed, funny how belief goes out the window.

I can't donate due to medication for illness, ever, but they take enough for research, when ever I visit addenbrookes,.
Title: Re: For the first time in 18 months....
Post by: Bigron on 30 March 2018, 19:46:50
The government takes most of mine.....

Ron.