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Title: Perusal of OOF terms and conditions.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 07 April 2018, 11:26:04
 Page 72.....paragraph 3.....and I quote.

"All forum members who contribute 20,000 posts or more will be entitled to a Vauxhall motor car of their choice, free of charge". No exceptions.

Either of the humble Vauxhall models in the video below will suffice.

So, get your finger out TB. I may be all goodness and light but I have a litigious nature. :)

Shall we say a maximum of 7 days for delivery to take place? :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dt6pY3IzPgU&t=204s (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dt6pY3IzPgU&t=204s)
Title: Re: Perusal of OOF terms and conditions.
Post by: Shackeng on 07 April 2018, 11:27:48
And your post count was? ::)
Title: Re: Perusal of OOF terms and conditions.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 07 April 2018, 11:33:11
And your post count was? ::)

Page 72 .....paragraph 5 states.....

"Should a post count be tampered with the instigator will spend 6 months sharing a cell with Big Winston"
Title: Re: Perusal of OOF terms and conditions.
Post by: Bigron on 07 April 2018, 11:36:54
We really do get a better class of bullsh*t on here!  ;D :y 8)

Ron.
Title: Re: Perusal of OOF terms and conditions.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 07 April 2018, 11:47:43
We really do get a better class of bullsh*t on here!  ;D :y 8)

Ron.

Do you not have a copy of OOF terms and conditions, Ron? :)
Title: Re: Perusal of OOF terms and conditions.
Post by: TheBoy on 07 April 2018, 13:43:34
I'd wager you've never even read the terms ;D.  I bet you haven't even read the rules either ;D
Title: Re: Perusal of OOF terms and conditions.
Post by: Varche on 07 April 2018, 15:15:40
Can i have a half of one nowwith the other half in ten more years
Title: Re: Perusal of OOF terms and conditions.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 07 April 2018, 15:40:51
I'd wager you've never even read the terms ;D. I bet you haven't even read the rules either ;D

Yes I have.

No swearing. No sexism.

And I can honestly say I have never broken a single rule.

I believe in political correctness at all times. Just like sexy Shami.
Title: Re: Perusal of OOF terms and conditions.
Post by: Bigron on 07 April 2018, 15:42:13
We really do get a better class of bullsh*t on here!  ;D :y 8)

Ron.

Do you not have a copy of OOF terms and conditions, Ron? :)

Of course I do, but it is lodged firmly underneath my personal copy of Space Corps Directive Volume 2020, so I cannot consult it right now.

Ron.
Title: Re: Perusal of OOF terms and conditions.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 07 April 2018, 15:46:40
We really do get a better class of bullsh*t on here!  ;D :y 8)

Ron.

Do you not have a copy of OOF terms and conditions, Ron? :)

Of course I do, but it is lodged firmly underneath my personal copy of Space Corps Directive Volume 2020, so I cannot consult it right now.

Ron.

 Page 7 paragraph 6 clearly states.

If a member is over seventy and lives in Essex OOF funds will provide for an Essex girl called Tracy or Sharon to sit on your face.

It's all there in black and white. :)
Title: Re: Perusal of OOF terms and conditions.
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 07 April 2018, 15:49:01
Is that punishment or reward?  :-\
Title: Re: Perusal of OOF terms and conditions.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 07 April 2018, 15:50:27
Is that punishment or reward?  :-\

I don't think old Ron will know the difference. :)
Title: Re: Perusal of OOF terms and conditions.
Post by: Bigron on 07 April 2018, 16:23:44
How can any of that apply to me? I'm only 29!  :-X

Ron.
Title: Re: Perusal of OOF terms and conditions.
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 07 April 2018, 16:25:34
How can any of that apply to me? I'm only 29!  :-X

Ron.
Being born on February 29th can be such a mixed blessing...  ;D
Title: Re: Perusal of OOF terms and conditions.
Post by: Bigron on 07 April 2018, 16:34:31
Oi!

Ron.  :P
Title: Re: Perusal of OOF terms and conditions.
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 07 April 2018, 17:49:51
How can any of that apply to me? I'm only 29!  :-X

Ron.

Christ Ron, you've had an ever harder life than me then.  :D ;D
Title: Re: Perusal of OOF terms and conditions.
Post by: BazaJT on 07 April 2018, 18:40:06
Didn't they also try out a Ventora based racer called Big Bertha?
Title: Re: Perusal of OOF terms and conditions.
Post by: BigWinston on 07 April 2018, 19:47:33
And your post count was? ::)

Page 72 .....paragraph 5 states.....

"Should a post count be tampered with the instigator will spend 6 months sharing a cell with Big Winston"

You called sweetheart :-* :-*
Title: Re: Perusal of OOF terms and conditions.
Post by: Nick W on 07 April 2018, 20:37:43
How can any of that apply to me? I'm only 29!  :-X

Ron.
Being born on February 29th can be such a mixed blessing...  ;D


Yes, six years ago we had a combined party for my aunt's 65th, my sister's 40th and our mother's 18th birthdays.
Title: Re: Perusal of OOF terms and conditions.
Post by: Rods2 on 08 April 2018, 01:46:16
Dr Opti quote: "Page 72.....paragraph 3.....and I quote". Oh dear, oh deary me. :'( :'( :'(

That is all very well but there is a very good reason NONE of us have ever quoted the OOF t&c's on here and if you had gone on to read the small print part which begins at paragraph 69 you would see it quite clearly stated that ALL OOF terms and conditions are top secret and must never be quoted on the OOF website. TB gets to choose from three penalties for breaking this:
1. TB uses you to zero the sights on his cull gun weekly on a Sunday after church for the next year or until the zeroed bullet hits you square between the eyes. :o :o :o
2. You share a cell with big Winston for 1 year with TB providing him with hourly glucose, Viagra and coke injections  so he will be at it 24/7 for 365 days. :o :o :o
3.You turn over all property and chattels over to TB within 7 days of the offence, which includes all vehicles. :o :o :o

Now if TB is one of those liberal do gooder sorts he will probably let you off for a first offence  ::) ::) ::) if not then he will pick at least one of them :-[ :-[ :-[ and if he is in a bad mood he will throw the book at you for all three unless you appease him. :-X :-X :-X Now I've heard but can't confirm that an endless supply of magic tree air fresheners and a weekly supply of Mama Mia 1 & 2 cinema tickets will commute the sentence, so best give it a try 8) 8) 8) although those offering such delightful bribery before have unfortunately have never been seen again :-[ :-[ :-[ hence I can't confirm it works. :o :o :o
Title: Re: Perusal of OOF terms and conditions.
Post by: TheBoy on 08 April 2018, 08:34:06
And your post count was? ::)

Page 72 .....paragraph 5 states.....

"Should a post count be tampered with the instigator will spend 6 months sharing a cell with Big Winston"

You called sweetheart :-* :-*
You bastard! You promised you'd call me, following our liaison, but never did.
Title: Re: Perusal of OOF terms and conditions.
Post by: TheBoy on 08 April 2018, 08:35:42
How can any of that apply to me? I'm only 29!  :-X

Ron.
Being born on February 29th can be such a mixed blessing...  ;D


Yes, six years ago we had a combined party for my aunt's 65th, my sister's 40th and our mother's 18th birthdays.
How does that work legally?  Presumably her legal age is the number of years shes lived?
Title: Re: Perusal of OOF terms and conditions.
Post by: TheBoy on 08 April 2018, 08:36:48
3.You turn over all property and chattels over to TB within 7 days of the offence, which includes all vehicles. :o :o :o
Because I'm a Liberal Leftie, I'll let Opti keep the Vectrum...
Title: Re: Perusal of OOF terms and conditions.
Post by: Nick W on 08 April 2018, 11:32:23
How can any of that apply to me? I'm only 29!  :-X

Ron.
Being born on February 29th can be such a mixed blessing...  ;D


Yes, six years ago we had a combined party for my aunt's 65th, my sister's 40th and our mother's 18th birthdays.
How does that work legally?  Presumably her legal age is the number of years shes lived?


She was 72 years old, but only had 18 birthdays.
Title: Re: Perusal of OOF terms and conditions.
Post by: ronnyd on 08 April 2018, 12:07:45
Fours into seventy two is ? ;)
Title: Re: Perusal of OOF terms and conditions.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 08 April 2018, 12:15:34
Fours into seventy two is ? ;)

18. :)
Title: Re: Perusal of OOF terms and conditions.
Post by: TheBoy on 08 April 2018, 14:22:16
She was 72 years old, but only had 18 birthdays.
Yes, makes perfect sense.

For a minute, I was thinking she has only just been allowed into pubs ;D
Title: Re: Perusal of OOF terms and conditions.
Post by: Nick W on 08 April 2018, 14:31:01
She was 72 years old, but only had 18 birthdays.
Yes, makes perfect sense.

For a minute, I was thinking she has only just been allowed into pubs ;D


That's not a consideration when you come from a strict Methodist family.....