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Title: In three weeks.....
Post by: STEMO on 06 December 2018, 13:15:25
......it will be Boxing Day. Fickin roll on.
Title: Re: In three weeks.....
Post by: Andy B on 06 December 2018, 13:32:13
......it will be Boxing Day. Fickin roll on.

Ba humbug .....  ;D ;D
Title: Re: In three weeks.....
Post by: STEMO on 06 December 2018, 13:34:19
......it will be Boxing Day. Fickin roll on.

Ba humbug .....  ;D ;D
Opti is waiting fo his Christmas smilies to appear. He loves 'em.  :-*








Does it seem like five minutes since he was moaning about them last year?  :o
Title: Re: In three weeks.....
Post by: Rods2 on 06 December 2018, 13:46:01
Only 3 weeks, that's why the OOF server was complaining, it wanted some TLC from TB with the Christmas smilies being turned on.
Title: Re: In three weeks.....
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 06 December 2018, 13:55:41
......it will be Boxing Day. Fickin roll on.

Ba humbug .....  ;D ;D
Opti is waiting fo his Christmas smilies to appear. He loves 'em.  :-*








Does it seem like five minutes since he was moaning about them last year?  :o


I f*ucking hate them.

I shall hibernate when they arrive. With a bit of luck The Boy will come to his senses and ban the crass little bastards. :-X   
Title: Re: In three weeks.....
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 06 December 2018, 13:58:15
Can we have the Christmas smilies ASAP please TB?  ???

We need some peace and quiet!  ;D
Title: Re: In three weeks.....
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 06 December 2018, 14:11:00
Can we have the Christmas smilies ASAP please TB?  ???

We need some peace and quiet!  ;D

 Marina owning yokels from 'Darzett' have no impact on the admins here at OOF. ::) :P :P :P
Title: Re: In three weeks.....
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 06 December 2018, 14:16:07
I bet Mrs Opti knows exactly when the Christmas smilies appear, as you pester her instead of us!  :)

I'm sure she hates them as much as you do M'lud.  ???  ;D
Title: Re: In three weeks.....
Post by: 2boxerdogs on 06 December 2018, 14:40:26
Always glad to see the back of Christmas & the new year like the food & family get together just hate these dark gloomy days , roll on summer.😎
Title: Re: In three weeks.....
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 06 December 2018, 14:52:28
Always glad to see the back of Christmas & the new year like the food & family get together just hate these dark gloomy days , roll on summer.😎

Apparently there is actually a condition called SAD......or seasonal affected disorder. It seems more people top themselves during the winter months.
Title: Re: In three weeks.....
Post by: Varche on 06 December 2018, 15:06:11
Always glad to see the back of Christmas & the new year like the food & family get together just hate these dark gloomy days , roll on summer.😎

Apparently there is actually a condition called SAD......or seasonal affected disorder. It seems more people top themselves during the winter months.

Bit of trivia for you. We live in the eleventh worst district (like part of a UK county) in Spain for suicides. Here it is traditionally in Spring. Don't know why but suspect another winter of no seasonal work and looking forward to another eight months with only the most basic of welfare ( about 400 euros a month per household assuming no one else working and you actually qualify). We sadly know several folk who did themselves in. 
Title: Re: In three weeks.....
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 06 December 2018, 15:23:47
Always glad to see the back of Christmas & the new year like the food & family get together just hate these dark gloomy days , roll on summer.😎

Apparently there is actually a condition called SAD......or seasonal affected disorder. It seems more people top themselves during the winter months.

Bit of trivia for you. We live in the eleventh worst district (like part of a UK county) in Spain for suicides. Here it is traditionally in Spring. Don't know why but suspect another winter of no seasonal work and looking forward to another eight months with only the most basic of welfare ( about 400 euros a month per household assuming no one else working and you actually qualify). We sadly know several folk who did themselves in.

Suicide rates are highest amongst young men in the 18-25 year old bracket. Back in the seventies I had a friend who 'stepped in front of a train'......very sad.

It came as a surprise to everyone. Nobody, including his parents, noticed anything unusual. :-\

 
Title: Re: In three weeks.....
Post by: 2boxerdogs on 06 December 2018, 16:21:55
Always glad to see the back of Christmas & the new year like the food & family get together just hate these dark gloomy days , roll on summer.😎

Apparently there is actually a condition called SAD......or seasonal affected disorder. It seems more people top themselves during the winter months.
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Whoa ! I don't hate it that much 😀😁😂
Title: Re: In three weeks.....
Post by: STEMO on 06 December 2018, 16:36:25
Always glad to see the back of Christmas & the new year like the food & family get together just hate these dark gloomy days , roll on summer.😎

Apparently there is actually a condition called SAD......or seasonal affected disorder. It seems more people top themselves during the winter months.

Bit of trivia for you. We live in the eleventh worst district (like part of a UK county) in Spain for suicides. Here it is traditionally in Spring. Don't know why but suspect another winter of no seasonal work and looking forward to another eight months with only the most basic of welfare ( about 400 euros a month per household assuming no one else working and you actually qualify). We sadly know several folk who did themselves in.

Suicide rates are highest amongst young men in the 18-25 year old bracket. Back in the seventies I had a friend who 'stepped in front of a train'......very sad.

It came as a surprise to everyone. Nobody, including his parents, noticed anything unusual. :-\
Especially the train driver.
Title: Re: In three weeks.....
Post by: 2boxerdogs on 06 December 2018, 16:52:12
Got called out to a "one under" several years ago when I first joined the LAS , chap had just been served his redundancy took it badly so jumped in front of a train torso was intact legs looked like 30 kilos of minced beef.
Title: Re: In three weeks.....
Post by: STEMO on 06 December 2018, 17:00:29
It became 'matter of fact' when I lived in London in the nineties. Passengers use to curse and call them selfish bastards.
Title: Re: In three weeks.....
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 06 December 2018, 17:21:39
It became 'matter of fact' when I lived in London in the nineties. Passengers use to curse and call them selfish bastards.

They weren't wrong either.   ;)

I always feel more sorry for the friends and family left behind who have to deal with the emotions and possibly guilt, and also those who find the body, especially if it's a messy affair.  :-\
Title: Re: In three weeks.....
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 06 December 2018, 18:00:15
Ive had two mates hang themselves within the last five years. One of them wasn't that big a shock, but the other one was the last person in the world I would have expected to do it.
No, STEMO, the common denominator wasn't that they knew me.  ;D
Title: Re: In three weeks.....
Post by: STEMO on 06 December 2018, 18:03:21
Ive had two mates hang themselves within the last five years. One of them wasn't that big a shock, but the other one was the last person in the world I would have expected to do it.
No, STEMO, the common denominator wasn't that they knew me.  ;D
You would say that, wouldn't you?  ;D
Title: Re: In three weeks.....
Post by: TheBoy on 06 December 2018, 18:09:40
I dunno what I want for xmas :(
Title: Re: In three weeks.....
Post by: STEMO on 06 December 2018, 18:15:44
I dunno what I want for xmas :(
You don't want or need anything, so have nothing. I do.

In fact, all I want for Christmas is Boxing Day.
Title: Re: In three weeks.....
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 06 December 2018, 18:19:59
Same here. Its just a huge commerce fest now. Even most of the Christmas ads don't actually have anything to do with Christmas in them.
Shame we don't have young kids though as swmbo won a £500 Nintendo voucher yesterday.  ::)
Title: Re: In three weeks.....
Post by: TheBoy on 06 December 2018, 18:21:26
I do enjoy xmas lunch though, then laying on the sofa, asleep, farting it all off....
Title: Re: In three weeks.....
Post by: Rods2 on 06 December 2018, 18:28:35
A combination of turkey, stuffing with a generous portion of sprouts does seem to have that effect. ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: In three weeks.....
Post by: TheBoy on 06 December 2018, 18:33:35
I've not eaten today, but something has had a similar effect now.  A good series of long farts whilst laying in the bath is always (childishly) amusing...


...I wonder if when I go down, Mrs TB will agree, or have another sense of humour failure...
Title: Re: In three weeks.....
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 06 December 2018, 18:35:55
I've not eaten today, but something has had a similar effect now.  A good series of long farts whilst laying in the bath is always (childishly) amusing...


...I wonder if when I go down, Mrs TB will agree, or have another sense of humour failure...


Exactly what are we talking about here?...... :o :o :o :o ::)
Title: Re: In three weeks.....
Post by: biggriffin on 06 December 2018, 18:42:45
We're are the festive smileys.....
Title: Re: In three weeks.....
Post by: BazaJT on 06 December 2018, 18:48:15
They're in the house of commons debating brexit :D
Title: Re: In three weeks.....
Post by: STEMO on 06 December 2018, 19:12:39
I've not eaten today, but something has had a similar effect now.  A good series of long farts whilst laying in the bath is always (childishly) amusing...


...I wonder if when I go down, Mrs TB will agree, or have another sense of humour failure...
Yes indeedy. Farts are an infinite source of mirth. To men, anyway.  ;D
Title: Re: In three weeks.....
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 06 December 2018, 19:14:38
I've not eaten today, but something has had a similar effect now.  A good series of long farts whilst laying in the bath is always (childishly) amusing...


...I wonder if when I go down, Mrs TB will agree, or have another sense of humour failure...


Exactly what are we talking about here?...... :o :o :o :o ::)

He followed through in the bath!  :o  ;D
Title: Re: In three weeks.....
Post by: TheBoy on 08 December 2018, 10:06:14
I've not eaten today, but something has had a similar effect now.  A good series of long farts whilst laying in the bath is always (childishly) amusing...


...I wonder if when I go down, Mrs TB will agree, or have another sense of humour failure...


Exactly what are we talking about here?...... :o :o :o :o ::)

He followed through in the bath!  :o  ;D
Ignoring a seepage incident in Egypt (sphincter fully closed, and fully clenched, but I'd had Nile water), and an incident where I was about 6" too soon when "reversing up" one night, I'm proud to say I've never followed through*. I remain an excellent judge when it comes to farts.


*Ignoring when I was a baby, although mum says from the moment I learnt to stagger, I'd rip off nappies and pants, and sneak out of the flat, and proudly show all the girls on the beach my winky.