Why are bloke jokes simple :exclamation
So woman can understand them :) :)
Five Reasons why dogs are better than men.....
1 Dogs listen, They may not actually understand,but at least they listen.
2 Dogs never expect you to kick their testicles, they are happy to do
that for themselves.
3 Dogs never blame you if they can't find things they've lost.
4 Dogs love you, whatever size or shape you are.
5 Dogs' toys are cheap.
QuoteFive Reasons why dogs are better than men.....
1 Dogs listen, They may not actually understand,but at least they listen.
2 Dogs never expect you to kick their testicles, they are happy to do
that for themselves.
3 Dogs never blame you if they can't find things they've lost.
4 Dogs love you, whatever size or shape you are.
5 Dogs' toys are cheap.
:o :o :o :o :( :'( Shouldn't that say lick :-/ or maybe you're right
Five Reasons why dogs are better than men.....
1 Dogs listen, They may not actually understand, but at least they listen.
2 Dogs never expect you to kick their testicles, they are happy to do
that for themselves.
3 Dogs never blame you if they can't find things they've lost.
4 Dogs love you, whatever size or shape you are.
5 Dogs' toys are cheap.
QuoteFive Reasons why dogs are better than men.....
1 Dogs listen, They may not actually understand, but at least they listen.
2 Dogs never expect you to kick their testicles, they are happy to do
that for themselves.
3 Dogs never blame you if they can't find things they've lost.
4 Dogs love you, whatever size or shape you are.
5 Dogs' toys are cheap.
slight typo I hope, are is James into some freaky stuff? :o
QuoteFive Reasons why dogs are better than men.....
1 Dogs listen, They may not actually understand, but at least they listen.
2 Dogs never expect you to kick their testicles, they are happy to do
that for themselves.
3 Dogs never blame you if they can't find things they've lost.
4 Dogs love you, whatever size or shape you are.
5 Dogs' toys are cheap.
slight typo I hope, are is James into some freaky stuff? :o
QuoteQuoteFive Reasons why dogs are better than men.....
1 Dogs listen, They may not actually understand, but at least they listen.
2 Dogs never expect you to kick their testicles, they are happy to do
that for themselves.
3 Dogs never blame you if they can't find things they've lost.
4 Dogs love you, whatever size or shape you are.
5 Dogs' toys are cheap.
slight typo I hope, are is James into some freaky stuff? :o
Now now, what they get up to behind closed doors........
QuoteQuoteQuoteFive Reasons why dogs are better than men.....
1 Dogs listen, They may not actually understand, but at least they listen.
2 Dogs never expect you to kick their testicles, they are happy to do
that for themselves.
3 Dogs never blame you if they can't find things they've lost.
4 Dogs love you, whatever size or shape you are.
5 Dogs' toys are cheap.
slight typo I hope, are is James into some freaky stuff? :o
Now now, what they get up to behind closed doors........
.........is everybodies business! lol
Just kiddin maria, kick away in private, luv! ;) :y
You know Maria has ordered a latex set off overalls and a plastic toy set with an ajustable spanner to tighten his nuts and open his relief valve. ;D ;D ;D
QuoteYou know Maria has ordered a latex set off overalls and a plastic toy set with an ajustable spanner to tighten his nuts and open his relief valve. ;D ;D ;D
You make me laugh , but how did you guess, dam i my secret is out and i shall have fun tighten his nuts ;D ;D
QuoteQuoteYou know Maria has ordered a latex set off overalls and a plastic toy set with an ajustable spanner to tighten his nuts and open his relief valve. ;D ;D ;D
You make me laugh , but how did you guess, dam i my secret is out and i shall have fun tighten his nuts ;D ;D
Maria can you talk to my wife? I think she needs some pointers! ;) :y
QuoteQuoteQuoteYou know Maria has ordered a latex set off overalls and a plastic toy set with an ajustable spanner to tighten his nuts and open his relief valve. ;D ;D ;D
You make me laugh , but how did you guess, dam i my secret is out and i shall have fun tighten his nuts ;D ;D
Maria can you talk to my wife? I think she needs some pointers! ;) :y
Ok will do if it helps ;) :y :)
QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteYou know Maria has ordered a latex set off overalls and a plastic toy set with an ajustable spanner to tighten his nuts and open his relief valve. ;D ;D ;D
You make me laugh , but how did you guess, dam i my secret is out and i shall have fun tighten his nuts ;D ;D
Maria can you talk to my wife? I think she needs some pointers! ;) :y
Ok will do if it helps ;) :y :)
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Gaffers I'm just changing the subject slightly but as you know now that i have got a wii , if and when james come over to you will he beable get me a wiifit from over there :question
QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteYou know Maria has ordered a latex set off overalls and a plastic toy set with an ajustable spanner to tighten his nuts and open his relief valve. ;D ;D ;D
You make me laugh , but how did you guess, dam i my secret is out and i shall have fun tighten his nuts ;D ;D
Maria can you talk to my wife? I think she needs some pointers! ;) :y
Ok will do if it helps ;) :y :)
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Gaffers I'm just changing the subject slightly but as you know now that i have got a wii , if and when james come over to you will he beable get me a wiifit from over there :question
Dunno I can check though. I know there is a massive shortage in UK/US but my sights are on the PS3 right now, then the Wii and Wii fit.....
...I am torn though ;D
For losing weight though I am told the Dance Revolution is awesome. Do an hour of that every day for a month and watch the pounds fly off ;)
QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteYou know Maria has ordered a latex set off overalls and a plastic toy set with an ajustable spanner to tighten his nuts and open his relief valve. ;D ;D ;D
You make me laugh , but how did you guess, dam i my secret is out and i shall have fun tighten his nuts ;D ;D
Maria can you talk to my wife? I think she needs some pointers! ;) :y
Ok will do if it helps ;) :y :)
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Gaffers I'm just changing the subject slightly but as you know now that i have got a wii , if and when james come over to you will he beable get me a wiifit from over there :question
Dunno I can check though. I know there is a massive shortage in UK/US but my sights are on the PS3 right now, then the Wii and Wii fit.....
...I am torn though ;D
For losing weight though I am told the Dance Revolution is awesome. Do an hour of that every day for a month and watch the pounds fly off ;)
QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteYou know Maria has ordered a latex set off overalls and a plastic toy set with an ajustable spanner to tighten his nuts and open his relief valve. ;D ;D ;D
You make me laugh , but how did you guess, dam i my secret is out and i shall have fun tighten his nuts ;D ;D
Maria can you talk to my wife? I think she needs some pointers! ;) :y
Ok will do if it helps ;) :y :)
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Gaffers I'm just changing the subject slightly but as you know now that i have got a wii , if and when james come over to you will he beable get me a wiifit from over there :question
Dunno I can check though. I know there is a massive shortage in UK/US but my sights are on the PS3 right now, then the Wii and Wii fit.....
...I am torn though ;D
For losing weight though I am told the Dance Revolution is awesome. Do an hour of that every day for a month and watch the pounds fly off ;)
PMSL! ;D ;D ;D
Sod that! Can I trade the wife in? ;D ;D ;D ;D
She in different disguises too.
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QuoteShe in different disguises too.
(http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk106/skruntie/1622816so.jpg)
(http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk106/skruntie/20071111_130648_Lucy_Pinder_030.jpg)
(http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk106/skruntie/lucy_pinder_as_WW.jpg)
Ironically even though the wife is a trolly dolly shw wont do the old Stewardess/Pilot game...... :(
Maria sort her out will you?
Aww, you poor bugga.
She might teach you aa lesson one night. Handcuff you to the bed, dress up and give to the full "incase of emergency routine" stripping down to survival clothing.
Then go in the main room, make a cuppa and wath Coronation street and leave you suffering. ;D ;D ;D ;D
Women matey, they have one thing on thier minds.
Whats happening in the soaps. ;D ;D ;D
Dance Dance Revolution. There is a guy we know in the States who would do 12 games a night and lost nearly 2 stone in a month! :o
QuoteDance Dance Revolution. There is a guy we know in the States who would do 12 games a night and lost nearly 2 stone in a month! :o
Thanks gaffers, i shall go and buy that one and maybe i will loose wieght and i love dancing any way and so doe's my 12yr daughter hannah so we can dace away together :y
QuoteQuoteDance Dance Revolution. There is a guy we know in the States who would do 12 games a night and lost nearly 2 stone in a month! :o
Thanks gaffers, i shall go and buy that one and maybe i will loose wieght and i love dancing any way and so doe's my 12yr daughter hannah so we can dace away together :y
I think its cool, you can get entra dance pads so you can have a dance off! I know me and the missus will :y
QuoteQuoteQuoteDance Dance Revolution. There is a guy we know in the States who would do 12 games a night and lost nearly 2 stone in a month! :o
Thanks gaffers, i shall go and buy that one and maybe i will loose wieght and i love dancing any way and so doe's my 12yr daughter hannah so we can dace away together :y
I think its cool, you can get entra dance pads so you can have a dance off! I know me and the missus will :y
When you get your dance pads , let me know where to buy them from and i shall get one :y
QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteDance Dance Revolution. There is a guy we know in the States who would do 12 games a night and lost nearly 2 stone in a month! :o
Thanks gaffers, i shall go and buy that one and maybe i will loose wieght and i love dancing any way and so doe's my 12yr daughter hannah so we can dace away together :y
I think its cool, you can get entra dance pads so you can have a dance off! I know me and the missus will :y
When you get your dance pads , let me know where to buy them from and i shall get one :y
I will prob get the wife to bring it back form a trip :y