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Title: Liverpool v Man City
Post by: STEMO on 10 November 2019, 18:30:45
 :)
Title: Re: Liverpool v Man City
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 10 November 2019, 18:55:45
Being a reprobate scouser I assume  Liverpool won.
Title: Re: Liverpool v Man City
Post by: BazaJT on 10 November 2019, 18:58:07
Barnsley for the cup :D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Liverpool v Man City
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 10 November 2019, 18:58:52
Eleven wins and a draw. A promising start to the season.
Title: Re: Liverpool v Man City
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 10 November 2019, 19:00:09
Barnsley for the cup :D ;D ;D ;D

......they have as much chance as S Lady bitshorpe. :)
Title: Re: Liverpool v Man City
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 10 November 2019, 19:01:55
I imagine the women from Barnsley and SLady bitshorpe are far more sexy than those from Paris and Milan.
Title: Re: Liverpool v Man City
Post by: STEMO on 10 November 2019, 19:06:56
I imagine the women from Barnsley and SLady bitshorpe are far more sexy than those from Paris and Milan.
They probably are.  :)
Title: Re: Liverpool v Man City
Post by: BazaJT on 10 November 2019, 19:08:10
SLady bitsthorpe stand every chance of winning as long as the other team doesn't turn up ::) As I've only lived here for 26yrs-I'm a Yorkshireman-I'm still getting used to the accent,but it's surprising how much like Polish/Latvian it sounds ;D ;D
Title: Re: Liverpool v Man City
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 10 November 2019, 19:14:19
I imagine the women from Barnsley and SLady bitshorpe are far more sexy than those from Paris and Milan.
They probably are.  :)


You will know better than me so I'll take your word for it. :y


I suppose being a size 26 with varicose veins and blotchy legs is a turn on for the average northern whippet owner. :)
Title: Re: Liverpool v Man City
Post by: Webby the Bear on 10 November 2019, 19:18:27
Im not in to premiership football. I prefer “real” local football. Northampton Town and I go to see Kettering too. However I know enough to know that if the scousers win the league we will never hear the end of it 😩😩😩😩😩
Title: Re: Liverpool v Man City
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 10 November 2019, 19:20:01
Im not in to premiership football. I prefer “real” local football. Northampton Town and I go to see Kettering too. However I know enough to know that if the scousers win the league we will never hear the end of it 😩😩😩😩😩

You're talking cobblers. :)
Title: Re: Liverpool v Man City
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 10 November 2019, 19:21:53
Im not in to premiership football. I prefer “real” local football. Northampton Town and I go to see Kettering too. However I know enough to know that if the scousers win the league we will never hear the end of it 😩😩😩😩😩

No scousers in the team. They are all foreign. :)
Title: Re: Liverpool v Man City
Post by: Webby the Bear on 10 November 2019, 19:26:08
Ha ha that is true.  ::)

I do love going to watch skettering. It’s the shittest ground, their main sponsor is a pallet company and the people in the crowd are all on day release. So I fit right in 😃😃😃😃
Title: Re: Liverpool v Man City
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 10 November 2019, 19:30:10
Ha ha that is true.  ::)

I do love going to watch skettering. It’s the shittest ground, their main sponsor is a pallet company and the people in the crowd are all on day release. So I fit right in 😃😃😃😃

......these could well be scousers. :)
Title: Re: Liverpool v Man City
Post by: STEMO on 10 November 2019, 19:30:51
I imagine the women from Barnsley and SLady bitshorpe are far more sexy than those from Paris and Milan.
They probably are.  :)


You will know better than me so I'll take your word for it. :y


I suppose being a size 26 with varicose veins and blotchy legs is a turn on for the average northern whippet owner. :)
Beggars can't be choosers.
Title: Re: Liverpool v Man City
Post by: ronnyd on 12 November 2019, 13:25:43
Im not in to premiership football. I prefer “real” local football. Northampton Town and I go to see Kettering too. However I know enough to know that if the scousers win the league we will never hear the end of it 😩😩😩😩😩

No scousers in the team. They are all foreign. :)
Trent Alexander-Arnold is scouse i believe. :P
Title: Re: Liverpool v Man City
Post by: STEMO on 12 November 2019, 14:49:42
Im not in to premiership football. I prefer “real” local football. Northampton Town and I go to see Kettering too. However I know enough to know that if the scousers win the league we will never hear the end of it 😩😩😩😩😩

No scousers in the team. They are all foreign. :)
Trent Alexander-Arnold is scouse i believe. :P
Optis knowledge of football is encyclopaedic, Ronny, it's bound to be coming from Lincolnsausageshire.  :)
Title: Re: Liverpool v Man City
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 12 November 2019, 15:16:01
Im not in to premiership football. I prefer “real” local football. Northampton Town and I go to see Kettering too. However I know enough to know that if the scousers win the league we will never hear the end of it 😩😩😩😩😩

No scousers in the team. They are all foreign. :)
Trent Alexander-Arnold is scouse i believe. :P


He may be a born and bred scouser but he doesn't seem to have much Anglo-Saxon in him. ::)
Title: Re: Liverpool v Man City
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 12 November 2019, 15:17:47
........and with a name like that he is likely to get the shit kicked out of him if he ends up in wrong sort of scouse drinking pit. :) :)
Title: Re: Liverpool v Man City
Post by: STEMO on 12 November 2019, 16:26:56
There are black scousers, brown scousers, Chinese scousers.....all kinds of scousers. This is because Liverpool has been a bustling metropolis for centuries.
Whereas, in Lincolnsausageshire, it's always been just yokels, contemplating the various length and shape of their carrots before they eat them. Bright eyes, nice teeth, but thick as pigshit.  ;D
Title: Re: Liverpool v Man City
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 12 November 2019, 16:51:36
There are black scousers, brown scousers, Chinese scousers.....all kinds of scousers. This is because Liverpool has been a bustling metropolis for centuries.
Whereas, in Lincolnsausageshire, it's always been just yokels, contemplating the various length and shape of their carrots before they eat them. Bright eyes, nice teeth, but thick as pigshit.  ;D

This humble vegetable can also be used as a makeshift sex toy........giving much pleasure to both men and women yokels. :)

I imagine hardened scousers would use a brown ale bottle. :)
Title: Re: Liverpool v Man City
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 12 November 2019, 16:55:28
There are black scousers, brown scousers, Chinese scousers.....all kinds of scousers. This is because Liverpool has been a bustling metropolis for centuries.
Whereas, in Lincolnsausageshire, it's always been just yokels, contemplating the various length and shape of their carrots before they eat them. Bright eyes, nice teeth, but thick as pigshit.  ;D


We get quite a few 'wide boys' from Essex. Cocky flash bastards. I always make sure my hand is on my wallet. :)
Title: Re: Liverpool v Man City
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 12 November 2019, 17:00:08
There are black scousers, brown scousers, Chinese scousers.....all kinds of scousers. This is because Liverpool has been a bustling metropolis for centuries.
Whereas, in Lincolnsausageshire, it's always been just yokels, contemplating the various length and shape of their carrots before they eat them. Bright eyes, nice teeth, but thick as pigshit.  ;D

Yes. Shanks had them all in his team of the sixties and seventies. ;)
Title: Re: Liverpool v Man City
Post by: STEMO on 12 November 2019, 17:07:21
There are black scousers, brown scousers, Chinese scousers.....all kinds of scousers. This is because Liverpool has been a bustling metropolis for centuries.
Whereas, in Lincolnsausageshire, it's always been just yokels, contemplating the various length and shape of their carrots before they eat them. Bright eyes, nice teeth, but thick as pigshit.  ;D

Yes. Shanks had them all in his team of the sixties and seventies. ;)
That one sentence sums you up very nicely.  ::)
Title: Re: Liverpool v Man City
Post by: TheBoy on 12 November 2019, 18:26:43
I got a text from that deranged Man U fan, by the name of Gixer.

He suggests putting gobshite into Google Maps.
Title: Re: Liverpool v Man City
Post by: Entwood on 12 November 2019, 20:10:01
I got a text from that deranged Man U fan, by the name of Gixer.

He suggests putting gobshite into Google Maps.

Somehow I half expected that result !!  :)