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Title: Amazon tracking
Post by: STEMO on 13 January 2020, 11:24:39
Ordered something yesterday on prime one day delivery. Got the usual confirmation email, then despatched email and, about half an hour ago, the out for delivery email. Checked the map, the van was in Rotherham and it was telling me '1 stop away'. Well that's bollix, obviously.
Checked again after five minutes and it was getting closer...fast ;D
He's just been, turns out the computer worked out he needed to start his round at my address and work his way back to the depot in Sheffield. It was, indeed, one stop away.
Title: Re: Amazon tracking
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 13 January 2020, 11:30:34
Is it inflatable and called Lusty Linda? :)
Title: Re: Amazon tracking
Post by: STEMO on 13 January 2020, 11:41:53
Is it inflatable and called Lusty Linda? :)
I have nubile women falling at my feet, no need for inflatables.
Title: Re: Amazon tracking
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 13 January 2020, 12:40:05
Is it inflatable and called Lusty Linda? :)
I have nubile women falling at my feet, no need for inflatables.

To the 'toothless crones' that pass for totty in Barnsley, I imagine you are a bit of a catch. :)
Title: Re: Amazon tracking
Post by: STEMO on 13 January 2020, 12:48:13
Is it inflatable and called Lusty Linda? :)
I have nubile women falling at my feet, no need for inflatables.

To the 'toothless crones' that pass for totty in Barnsley, I imagine you are a bit of a catch. :)
They don't dress like Worzel Gummage and aren't covered in cow shit and straw.  ;D
Title: Re: Amazon tracking
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 13 January 2020, 19:49:20
Well that's no fun...  :D