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Title: New Coronavirus strain
Post by: Pheasant plucker 2 on 06 March 2020, 19:55:15
A new mutated strain of Coronavirus has been discovered,
Apparently the new virus only affects people who have cars
And has been named CarOwnersVirus  :D :D :)
Title: Re: New Coronavirus strain
Post by: STEMO on 06 March 2020, 20:05:39
You signed up again to post that?  ;D
Title: Re: New Coronavirus strain
Post by: Pheasant plucker 2 on 06 March 2020, 20:09:10
I’ve been lurking for a long time  ::) ::) :y
Title: Re: New Coronavirus strain
Post by: STEMO on 06 March 2020, 20:11:11
I’ve been lurking for a long time  ::) ::) :y
Yes.....but.....I mean.....to make your grand entrance.....with that?  ;D
Title: Re: New Coronavirus strain
Post by: Pheasant plucker 2 on 06 March 2020, 20:15:14
 Gave you a smile didn’t it ?  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: New Coronavirus strain
Post by: STEMO on 06 March 2020, 20:20:56
Gave you a smile didn’t it ?  ;D ;D ;D
Hmmmmm.........maybe. Or was it wind?  ;D
Title: Re: New Coronavirus strain
Post by: ronnyd on 06 March 2020, 20:45:22
Gave you a smile didn’t it ?  ;D ;D ;D
Hmmmmm.........maybe. Or was it wind?  ;D
Er, like a baby you mean.
Title: Re: New Coronavirus strain
Post by: STEMO on 06 March 2020, 20:47:08
Gave you a smile didn’t it ?  ;D ;D ;D
Hmmmmm.........maybe. Or was it wind?  ;D
Er, like a baby you mean.
Yeah.
Title: Re: New Coronavirus strain
Post by: iansoutham on 08 March 2020, 18:26:49
Don’t worry, the Toyota dealer near me has Corollavirus as it has loads of dead ones in its car park
Title: Re: New Coronavirus strain
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 08 March 2020, 18:48:33
STOP IT. :)
Title: Re: New Coronavirus strain
Post by: iansoutham on 08 March 2020, 18:57:22
STOP IT. :)

Or.........?
Title: Re: New Coronavirus strain
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 08 March 2020, 19:17:07
STOP IT. :)

Or.........?

You'll go blind.
Title: Re: New Coronavirus strain
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 08 March 2020, 19:39:19
STOP IT. :)

Or.........?

You'll go blind.

Speaking from personal experience there M'Lud?  :)
Title: Re: New Coronavirus strain
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 08 March 2020, 19:52:08
STOP IT. :)

Or.........?

You'll go blind.

Speaking from personal experience there M'Lud?  :)

Too busy slipping it inside moist available women. I don't have time to play with it as well. :)
Title: Re: New Coronavirus strain
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 08 March 2020, 20:14:04
STOP IT. :)

Or.........?

You'll go blind.

Speaking from personal experience there M'Lud?  :)

Too busy slipping it inside moist available women. I don't have time to play with it as well. :)

I'd have thought that a viral young man such as yourself could always find time for a quick 'hand shandy'.  :P

Never go out with a loaded gun, so the saying goes.  :)
Title: Re: New Coronavirus strain
Post by: STEMO on 08 March 2020, 20:17:20
STOP IT. :)

Or.........?

You'll go blind.

Speaking from personal experience there M'Lud?  :)

Too busy slipping it inside moist available women. I don't have time to play with it as well. :)

I'd have thought that a viral young man such as yourself could always find time for a quick 'hand shandy'.  :P

Never go out with a loaded gun, so the saying goes.  :)
Viral? Has he caught it?  :o
Title: Re: New Coronavirus strain
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 08 March 2020, 21:08:42
STOP IT. :)

Or.........?

You'll go blind.

Speaking from personal experience there M'Lud?  :)

Too busy slipping it inside moist available women. I don't have time to play with it as well. :)

I'd have thought that a viral young man such as yourself could always find time for a quick 'hand shandy'.  :P

Never go out with a loaded gun, so the saying goes.  :)
Viral? Has he caught it?  :o

Maybe!  ;D  He's on here rather a lot so he could be self..... er.... isolating!  :)