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Title: Thanks Marks and Spencer.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 13 March 2020, 16:16:48
This morning we received a £100 gift card from M&S. They thanked us for being valued customers and to show their appreciation............ :y

Rarely if ever shop there.

I suppose I should contact them to tell them they have made an error. ::) ::) ::).....or perhaps not. ::)

Title: Re: Thanks Marks and Spencer.
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 13 March 2020, 16:22:47
You don't buy your frillies there?!  :o  ::)  ;D
Title: Re: Thanks Marks and Spencer.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 13 March 2020, 16:24:09
You don't buy your frillies there?!  :o  ::)  ;D

Nope.


I think I have visited 3 times since 1975. So a pretty good return. :y
Title: Re: Thanks Marks and Spencer.
Post by: STEMO on 13 March 2020, 16:25:08
£100 worth of M&S food should keep you happy for a week.  :)
Title: Re: Thanks Marks and Spencer.
Post by: STEMO on 13 March 2020, 16:26:22
I think you're ok with food. I don't think you're ok with alcohol, but could be wrong.
Title: Re: Thanks Marks and Spencer.
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 13 March 2020, 16:29:20
Handy for the Covid stash.  :)

The rest of us make do with Lidl stuff, but our Lord will carry on fine dining from M&S!  :y
Title: Re: Thanks Marks and Spencer.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 13 March 2020, 16:33:14
Online we can buy 12 bottles of Merlot and 6 bottles of Shiraz for £108...... (£6 a bottle) with free delivery.****

**** For those from the north Merlot and Shiraz are a variety of red wine.

So £8. :y
Title: Re: Thanks Marks and Spencer.
Post by: STEMO on 13 March 2020, 16:40:19
Online we can buy 12 bottles of Merlot and 6 bottles of Shiraz for £108...... (£6 a bottle) with free delivery.****

**** For those from the north Merlot and Shiraz are a variety of red wine.

So £8. :y
We know what it is in the north, it's just that we're not very partial to fruit drinks. Tastes like piss and is about as strong as Vimto.
Title: Re: Thanks Marks and Spencer.
Post by: Rangie on 13 March 2020, 16:41:29
Toilet rolls & sanitizer then a stall down the market tomorrow, triple your money..😁
Title: Re: Thanks Marks and Spencer.
Post by: STEMO on 13 March 2020, 16:44:32
In case you forget, Opti, you live in Lincolnshire. It's claim to fame was lots of aircraft took off from there in the Second World War, but that was only because it's flat and featureless.  It's only claim to fame now is a sausage, very tasty too. It's not known for being suave and sophisticated, in fact, it's known for being full of thick yokels, hardly a place to assume a lofty position from.  ;D
Title: Re: Thanks Marks and Spencer.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 13 March 2020, 16:52:52
In case you forget, Opti, you live in Lincolnshire. It's claim to fame was lots of aircraft took off from there in the Second World War, but that was only because it's flat and featureless.  It's only claim to fame now is a sausage, very tasty too. It's not known for being suave and sophisticated, in fact, it's known for being full of thick yokels, hardly a place to assume a lofty position from.  ;D

Yep.....carrot crunchers are everywhere. Usually they are easy to spot as they walk around with a pig under their arm and a piece of straw in their mouth. Inbreeding has much to answer for.

I'm not from Lincolnshire though, but Nigeria. :)
Title: Re: Thanks Marks and Spencer.
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 13 March 2020, 17:30:13
No M&S in Nigeria, so no wonder you don't buy your frillies there.  ::)  You should try it M'Lud, you might like them.  :)

There's a Guinness brewery in Nigeria.  :y  Lagos I think.  :-\
Title: Re: Thanks Marks and Spencer.
Post by: redelitev6 on 13 March 2020, 18:17:50
Online we can buy 12 bottles of Merlot and 6 bottles of Shiraz for £108...... (£6 a bottle) with free delivery.****

**** For those from the north Merlot and Shiraz are a variety of red wine.

So £8. :y
They make red wine as well ? whatever next !
Title: Re: Thanks Marks and Spencer.
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 13 March 2020, 18:40:29
They say that money goes to money.....
Title: Re: Thanks Marks and Spencer.
Post by: Lizzie Zoom on 13 March 2020, 20:04:49
This morning we received a £100 gift card from M&S. They thanked us for being valued customers and to show their appreciation............ :y

Rarely if ever shop there.

I suppose I should contact them to tell them they have made an error. ::) ::) ::).....or perhaps not. ::)

Are you sure Opti that you haven’t taken out life insurance with Royal London?

They are giving away £100 vouchers for M&S (along with other £100 gifts) :D ;)
Title: Re: Thanks Marks and Spencer.
Post by: STEMO on 13 March 2020, 20:05:39
This morning we received a £100 gift card from M&S. They thanked us for being valued customers and to show their appreciation............ :y

Rarely if ever shop there.

I suppose I should contact them to tell them they have made an error. ::) ::) ::).....or perhaps not. ::)

Are you sure Opti that you haven’t taken out life insurance with Royal London?

They are giving away £100 vouchers for M&S (along with other £100 gifts) :D ;)
He probably has. Getting a bit forgetful  ::)
Title: Re: Thanks Marks and Spencer.
Post by: Lizzie Zoom on 13 March 2020, 20:18:35
This morning we received a £100 gift card from M&S. They thanked us for being valued customers and to show their appreciation............ :y

Rarely if ever shop there.

I suppose I should contact them to tell them they have made an error. ::) ::) ::).....or perhaps not. ::)

Are you sure Opti that you haven’t taken out life insurance with Royal London?

They are giving away £100 vouchers for M&S (along with other £100 gifts) :D ;)
He probably has. Getting a bit forgetful  ::)

Yes, that’s what happens when you get as old as He is :P ;D ;)
Title: Re: Thanks Marks and Spencer.
Post by: Andy H on 14 March 2020, 08:51:21
This morning we received a £100 gift card from M&S. They thanked us for being valued customers and to show their appreciation............ :y

Rarely if ever shop there.

I suppose I should contact them to tell them they have made an error. ::) ::) ::).....or perhaps not. ::)

Are you sure Opti that you haven’t taken out life insurance with Royal London?

They are giving away £100 vouchers for M&S (along with other £100 gifts) :D ;)
Or - maybe someone else has taken out life insurance for you. :-\

Stay safe....... ;D
Title: Re: Thanks Marks and Spencer.
Post by: ronnyd on 14 March 2020, 12:21:15
Nice to know that the rich are still getting richer.
Title: Re: Thanks Marks and Spencer.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 14 March 2020, 12:42:35
This morning we received a £100 gift card from M&S. They thanked us for being valued customers and to show their appreciation............ :y

Rarely if ever shop there.

I suppose I should contact them to tell them they have made an error. ::) ::) ::).....or perhaps not. ::)

Are you sure Opti that you haven’t taken out life insurance with Royal London?

They are giving away £100 vouchers for M&S (along with other £100 gifts) :D ;)
He probably has. Getting a bit forgetful  ::)

Yes, that’s what happens when you get as old as He is :P ;D ;)

I should put you across my knee for a comment like that, young lady...... ;) ;) :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: Thanks Marks and Spencer.
Post by: Lizzie Zoom on 14 March 2020, 15:05:47
This morning we received a £100 gift card from M&S. They thanked us for being valued customers and to show their appreciation............ :y

Rarely if ever shop there.

I suppose I should contact them to tell them they have made an error. ::) ::) ::).....or perhaps not. ::)

Are you sure Opti that you haven’t taken out life insurance with Royal London?

They are giving away £100 vouchers for M&S (along with other £100 gifts) :D ;)
He probably has. Getting a bit forgetful  ::)

Yes, that’s what happens when you get as old as He is :P ;D ;)

I should put you across my knee for a comment like that, young lady...... ;) ;) :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*

That's if you can catch me at your age Opti! ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D :-* :-* ;)
Title: Re: Thanks Marks and Spencer.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 14 March 2020, 17:11:19
This morning we received a £100 gift card from M&S. They thanked us for being valued customers and to show their appreciation............ :y

Rarely if ever shop there.

I suppose I should contact them to tell them they have made an error. ::) ::) ::).....or perhaps not. ::)

Are you sure Opti that you haven’t taken out life insurance with Royal London?

They are giving away £100 vouchers for M&S (along with other £100 gifts) :D ;)
He probably has. Getting a bit forgetful  ::)

Yes, that’s what happens when you get as old as He is :P ;D ;)

I should put you across my knee for a comment like that, young lady...... ;) ;) :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*

That's if you can catch me at your age Opti! ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D :-* :-* ;)

Over the years I have found 'reddened buttocks' to be an effective cure for feminism. :) :-* :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: Thanks Marks and Spencer.
Post by: Lizzie Zoom on 14 March 2020, 17:43:12
This morning we received a £100 gift card from M&S. They thanked us for being valued customers and to show their appreciation............ :y

Rarely if ever shop there.

I suppose I should contact them to tell them they have made an error. ::) ::) ::).....or perhaps not. ::)

Are you sure Opti that you haven’t taken out life insurance with Royal London?

They are giving away £100 vouchers for M&S (along with other £100 gifts) :D ;)
He probably has. Getting a bit forgetful  ::)

Yes, that’s what happens when you get as old as He is :P ;D ;)

I should put you across my knee for a comment like that, young lady...... ;) ;) :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*

That's if you can catch me at your age Opti! ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D :-* :-* ;)

Over the years I have found 'reddened buttocks' to be an effective cure for feminism. :) :-* :-* :-* :-*

You nasty man! :o :o
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :-* :-* :-*