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Title: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 02 May 2020, 20:46:17
We're fxcked (https://twitter.com/JessicaValenti/status/1256242628917694472?s=09)

As the title of the clip says...
Title: Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
Post by: dave the builder on 02 May 2020, 21:03:08
that;s the problem
you can't cure stupid
Title: Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
Post by: STEMO on 02 May 2020, 21:07:05
that;s the problem
you can't cure stupid
Wrong! Covid is the cure  :)
Title: Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
Post by: dave the builder on 02 May 2020, 21:15:39
maybe we just need a hug  (https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=14&v=oaiYV9zu_xg&feature=emb_logo)  :(
Title: Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
Post by: STEMO on 02 May 2020, 21:28:40
I'm sure I recognised some of them from a remain rally. Did they get the bus from Brighton?
Title: Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 02 May 2020, 22:06:05
maybe we just need a hug  (https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=14&v=oaiYV9zu_xg&feature=emb_logo)  :(
That's the difference between the ignorance of the first clip  and a deliberate act of inciting public disorder.

The woman needs educating, that bloke needs shooting as a complete affront to everything that people have achieved recently, Colonel Tom, to name but one.  >:(
Title: Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
Post by: dave the builder on 02 May 2020, 22:08:58
I was just going off the thread title DG
it CAN get worse ,The UK have idiots too  :(
Title: Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
Post by: biggriffin on 02 May 2020, 22:09:07
Just remember, they are American, :D ;D And they might be injecting Dettol soon.. because the president said so.. 
Title: Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
Post by: dave the builder on 02 May 2020, 22:14:21
Just remember, they are American, :D ;D And they might be injecting Dettol soon.. because the president said so..
my  hug LINK clicky  (https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=14&v=oaiYV9zu_xg&feature=emb_logo) was UK :(

Dettol is too good for them ,they need injection in the eyes with bullets  ;)
Title: Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 03 May 2020, 01:34:39
The difference between the UK and US anti lockdown protesters is that the Yanks turned up with AR15 Bushmasters and Glocks!  :o  ::)

As Uncle STEMO said our lot looked like the usual rent-a-mob from Brighton who turn up at whatever protest is fashionable.  Remain, Extinction, etc.  Tossers!  ;D
Title: Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
Post by: BazaJT on 03 May 2020, 07:46:38
Meanwhile a city official[he was town planner]in Antioch N.California has said the old,weak and sick should be left to meet their natural end and that this virus help to rid them of the homeless who are a drain on resources.He was later sacked from his post as town planner after refusing to apologise/back down from his remarks saying it violated his right to free speech.
Title: Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
Post by: Rangie on 03 May 2020, 08:38:44
That's what took the Great out of Britain, complete bunch of arseholes simple answer arm all Police & shoot to kill , if there are any snowflakes amongst us I offer no apologies.
Title: Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
Post by: biggriffin on 03 May 2020, 10:23:35
The difference between the UK and US anti lockdown protesters is that the Yanks turned up with AR15 Bushmasters and Glocks!  :o  ::)

As Uncle STEMO said our lot looked like the usual rent-a-mob from Brighton who turn up at whatever protest is fashionable.  Remain, Extinction, etc.  Tossers!  ;D


 Well observed sir,, they obviously don't get if one of them has it, now the all have it,   
 And they went to uni, and are educated people, there's no hope.
Title: Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
Post by: Lizzie Zoom on 03 May 2020, 11:14:46
Meanwhile a city official[he was town planner]in Antioch N.California has said the old,weak and sick should be left to meet their natural end and that this virus help to rid them of the homeless who are a drain on resources.He was later sacked from his post as town planner after refusing to apologise/back down from his remarks saying it violated his right to free speech.

Hopefully he is now homeless :D :D :D ;)
Title: Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
Post by: biggriffin on 03 May 2020, 11:37:29
It's not only the Americans that do Stoopid things, the Spaniards aren't far behind
 https://www.theolivepress.es/spain-news/2020/05/03/outrage-as-spanish-beach-disinfected-with-bleach-near-spains-costa-del-sol/amp/
Title: Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
Post by: Lizzie Zoom on 03 May 2020, 12:30:50
It's not only the Americans that do Stoopid things, the Spaniards aren't far behind
 https://www.theolivepress.es/spain-news/2020/05/03/outrage-as-spanish-beach-disinfected-with-bleach-near-spains-costa-del-sol/amp/

Yes, they are everywhere!! :o :o ::) ::) ;)
Title: Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
Post by: dave the builder on 03 May 2020, 13:00:44
Maybe Uncle Stemo is right
covid 19 is to kill off all people with the stupid gene
trouble is it takes out everyone that comes in contact with stupid too  :'(
Title: Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 03 May 2020, 13:09:28
That mask is perfectly safe because Covid 19 does not exist and is no more than a joint Chinese/USA plot to scare the people of the world.

In addition......the moon landings were faked and the Earth is flat.
Title: Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
Post by: dave the builder on 03 May 2020, 13:24:26
That mask is perfectly safe because Covid 19 does not exist and is no more than a joint Chinese/USA plot to scare the people of the world.

In addition......the moon landings were faked and the Earth is flat.

Thanks for the info  :)
I'm off out to lick lamp-posts ,door handles and hand rails then  :y
Title: Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
Post by: Rangie on 03 May 2020, 13:28:56
That mask is perfectly safe because Covid 19 does not exist and is no more than a joint Chinese/USA plot to scare the people of the world.

In addition......the moon landings were faked and the Earth is flat.

Thanks for the info  :)
I'm off out to lick lamp-posts ,door handles and hand rails then  :y


Don't forget to pop into supermarkets open bottles of drink & spit into the contents..😄
Title: Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 03 May 2020, 13:32:00
That mask is perfectly safe because Covid 19 does not exist and is no more than a joint Chinese/USA plot to scare the people of the world.

In addition......the moon landings were faked and the Earth is flat.

Great! I'm off out for a little fun then.  :)

I think I'll start by having a severe coughing fit in Tesco's. See what happens.  ;D
Title: Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
Post by: dave the builder on 03 May 2020, 13:36:17
That mask is perfectly safe because Covid 19 does not exist and is no more than a joint Chinese/USA plot to scare the people of the world.

In addition......the moon landings were faked and the Earth is flat.

Thanks for the info  :)
I'm off out to lick lamp-posts ,door handles and hand rails then  :y


Don't forget to pop into supermarkets open bottles of drink & spit into the contents..😄
Me Stupid yes  :P 
but not a murderer
I have been trying very hard since early march NOT to spread any of MY germs
long before the lockdown  ;)
Title: Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 03 May 2020, 13:39:08
The last time I spread any of mine was 2018. On holiday...  :-X
Title: Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 03 May 2020, 13:53:33
That mask is perfectly safe because Covid 19 does not exist and is no more than a joint Chinese/USA plot to scare the people of the world.

In addition......the moon landings were faked and the Earth is flat.

Thanks for the info  :)
I'm off out to lick lamp-posts ,door handles and hand rails then  :y

I find window-licking best. :)
Title: Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 03 May 2020, 13:55:37
The last time I spread any of mine was 2018. On holiday...  :-X

You must have balls the size and colour of space hoppers. :)
Title: Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 03 May 2020, 14:11:15
In my limited defence, I have been working since. I figured smashing out all my debt was more important than holidays/relationships ::)

Now I get six+ weeks off, and I have to spend it at home. WTF is that about...  ;D
Title: Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
Post by: dave the builder on 03 May 2020, 14:29:21
In my limited defence, I have been working since. I figured smashing out all my debt was more important than holidays/relationships ::)

Now I get six+ weeks off, and I have to spend it at home. WTF is that about...  ;D
six+ weeks is nothing , you need to give it at least 20 years BEFORE committing to a relationship  ;)
Title: Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 03 May 2020, 15:38:35
Twenty years  :o

I'll be dead by then...  :D
Title: Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
Post by: dave the builder on 03 May 2020, 15:55:25
Twenty years  :o

I'll be dead by then...  :D

Oh yeh , I forgot about Covid 19  :-[
20 minutes ,you need to give it at least 20 minutes BEFORE committing to a relationship  ;D
just remember the 2 metre rule  ;)
Title: Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 03 May 2020, 16:27:26
Twenty years  :o

I'll be dead by then...  :D

Oh yeh , I forgot about Covid 19  :-[
20 minutes ,you need to give it at least 20 minutes BEFORE committing to a relationship  ;D
just remember the 2 metre rule  ;)
2 meters?

I foresee another snag...  :-\
Title: Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 03 May 2020, 16:29:57
Twenty years  :o

I'll be dead by then...  :D

Oh yeh , I forgot about Covid 19  :-[
20 minutes ,you need to give it at least 20 minutes BEFORE committing to a relationship  ;D
just remember the 2 metre rule  ;)
2 meters?

I foresee another snag
...  :-\

....even for those endowed with the biggest of cocks.
Title: Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
Post by: Lizzie Zoom on 03 May 2020, 16:38:17
Twenty years  :o

I'll be dead by then...  :D

Oh yeh , I forgot about Covid 19  :-[
20 minutes ,you need to give it at least 20 minutes BEFORE committing to a relationship  ;D
just remember the 2 metre rule  ;)
2 meters?

I foresee another snag
...  :-\

....even for those endowed with the biggest of cocks.

And what man REALLY is that well blessed, and can keep it up for long enough?! ::) ::) ;D ; ;D ;D ;)
Title: Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
Post by: dave the builder on 03 May 2020, 17:03:15
Twenty years  :o

I'll be dead by then...  :D

Oh yeh , I forgot about Covid 19  :-[
20 minutes ,you need to give it at least 20 minutes BEFORE committing to a relationship  ;D
just remember the 2 metre rule  ;)
2 meters?

I foresee another snag
...  :-\

....even for those endowed with the biggest of cocks.

And what man REALLY is that well blessed, and can keep it up for long enough?! ::) ::) ;D ; ;D ;D ;)
My 2 metre high perspex screen stays up all day Lizzie  ;)
Title: Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 03 May 2020, 17:05:39
Twenty years  :o

I'll be dead by then...  :D

Oh yeh , I forgot about Covid 19  :-[
20 minutes ,you need to give it at least 20 minutes BEFORE committing to a relationship  ;D
just remember the 2 metre rule  ;)
2 meters?

I foresee another snag
...  :-\

....even for those endowed with the biggest of cocks.

And what man REALLY is that well blessed, and can keep it up for long enough?! ::) ::) ;D ; ;D ;D ;)

Being that big really isn't a blessing Lizzie.   :(                                                                                                   ;D
Title: Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 03 May 2020, 17:24:28
Twenty years  :o

I'll be dead by then...  :D

Oh yeh , I forgot about Covid 19  :-[
20 minutes ,you need to give it at least 20 minutes BEFORE committing to a relationship  ;D
just remember the 2 metre rule  ;)
2 meters?

I foresee another snag
...  :-\

....even for those endowed with the biggest of cocks.

And what man REALLY is that well blessed, and can keep it up for long enough?! ::) ::) ;D ; ;D ;D ;)

Being that big really isn't a blessing Lizzie.   :(                                                                                                   ;D

Do you speak from experience?

Were the 'Darzett' slappers unable to walk properly after leaving the Marina coupe?
Title: Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 03 May 2020, 18:15:58
Twenty years  :o

I'll be dead by then...  :D

Oh yeh , I forgot about Covid 19  :-[
20 minutes ,you need to give it at least 20 minutes BEFORE committing to a relationship  ;D
just remember the 2 metre rule  ;)
2 meters?

I foresee another snag
...  :-\

....even for those endowed with the biggest of cocks.

And what man REALLY is that well blessed, and can keep it up for long enough?! ::) ::) ;D ; ;D ;D ;)

Being that big really isn't a blessing Lizzie.   :(                                                                                                   ;D

Do you speak from experience?

Were the 'Darzett' slappers unable to walk properly after leaving the Marina coupe?

After all these years you'd think Lord Opti would have worked out how to use this forum properly....  :-\                                              ::)  :P  ;D
Title: Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
Post by: STEMO on 03 May 2020, 18:19:15
He gets overexcited with the mention of sex organs and marinas.
Title: Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 03 May 2020, 18:19:41
Twenty years  :o

I'll be dead by then...  :D

Oh yeh , I forgot about Covid 19  :-[
20 minutes ,you need to give it at least 20 minutes BEFORE committing to a relationship  ;D
just remember the 2 metre rule  ;)
2 meters?

I foresee another snag
...  :-\

....even for those endowed with the biggest of cocks.

And what man REALLY is that well blessed, and can keep it up for long enough?! ::) ::) ;D ; ;D ;D ;)

Being that big really isn't a blessing Lizzie.   :(                                                                                                   ;D

Do you speak from experience?

Were the 'Darzett' slappers unable to walk properly after leaving the Marina coupe?

After all these years you'd think Lord Opti would have worked out how to use this forum properly....  :-\                                              ::)  :P  ;D

Rushed too much.......much like you did with the Marina girls. :)
Title: Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
Post by: Lizzie Zoom on 03 May 2020, 18:35:58
Twenty years  :o

I'll be dead by then...  :D

Oh yeh , I forgot about Covid 19  :-[
20 minutes ,you need to give it at least 20 minutes BEFORE committing to a relationship  ;D
just remember the 2 metre rule  ;)
2 meters?

I foresee another snag
...  :-\

....even for those endowed with the biggest of cocks.

And what man REALLY is that well blessed, and can keep it up for long enough?! ::) ::) ;D ; ;D ;D ;)
My 2 metre high perspex screen stays up all day Lizzie  ;)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
Title: Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
Post by: Lizzie Zoom on 03 May 2020, 18:36:42
Twenty years  :o

I'll be dead by then...  :D

Oh yeh , I forgot about Covid 19  :-[
20 minutes ,you need to give it at least 20 minutes BEFORE committing to a relationship  ;D
just remember the 2 metre rule  ;)
2 meters?

I foresee another snag
...  :-\

....even for those endowed with the biggest of cocks.

And what man REALLY is that well blessed, and can keep it up for long enough?! ::) ::) ;D ; ;D ;D ;)

Being that big really isn't a blessing Lizzie.   :(                                                                                                   ;D

Yeah, sure! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
Title: Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 03 May 2020, 18:37:33
Twenty years  :o

I'll be dead by then...  :D

Oh yeh , I forgot about Covid 19  :-[
20 minutes ,you need to give it at least 20 minutes BEFORE committing to a relationship  ;D
just remember the 2 metre rule  ;)
2 meters?

I foresee another snag
...  :-\

....even for those endowed with the biggest of cocks.

And what man REALLY is that well blessed, and can keep it up for long enough?! ::) ::) ;D ; ;D ;D ;)

Being that big really isn't a blessing Lizzie.   :(                                                                                                   ;D

Do you speak from experience?

Were the 'Darzett' slappers unable to walk properly after leaving the Marina coupe?

After all these years you'd think Lord Opti would have worked out how to use this forum properly....  :-\                                              ::)  :P  ;D

Rushed too much.......much like you did with the Marina girls. :)

True.  Like most 19 year old lads I couldn't wait to finish so I could rush off to tell all my mates!  ::)  :D  ;D

I learned the hard way though that a gentleman never tells, and so these days I keep my mouth shut and take my time at the honey pot.   :)  8)
Title: Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
Post by: Lizzie Zoom on 03 May 2020, 18:37:57
Twenty years  :o

I'll be dead by then...  :D

Oh yeh , I forgot about Covid 19  :-[
20 minutes ,you need to give it at least 20 minutes BEFORE committing to a relationship  ;D
just remember the 2 metre rule  ;)
2 meters?

I foresee another snag
...  :-\

....even for those endowed with the biggest of cocks.

And what man REALLY is that well blessed, and can keep it up for long enough?! ::) ::) ;D ; ;D ;D ;)

Being that big really isn't a blessing Lizzie.   :(                                                                                                   ;D

Do you speak from experience?

Were the 'Darzett' slappers unable to walk properly after leaving the Marina coupe?

After all these years you'd think Lord Opti would have worked out how to use this forum properly....  :-\                                              ::)  :P  ;D

Yes Sir Tigger, but Opti IS sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo old :-* :-* :-* ;D ;D ;D ;)
Title: Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 03 May 2020, 19:49:05
Twenty years  :o

I'll be dead by then...  :D

Oh yeh , I forgot about Covid 19  :-[
20 minutes ,you need to give it at least 20 minutes BEFORE committing to a relationship  ;D
just remember the 2 metre rule  ;)
2 meters?

I foresee another snag
...  :-\

....even for those endowed with the biggest of cocks.

And what man REALLY is that well blessed, and can keep it up for long enough?! ::) ::) ;D ; ;D ;D ;)

Being that big really isn't a blessing Lizzie.   :(                                                                                                   ;D

Do you speak from experience?

Were the 'Darzett' slappers unable to walk properly after leaving the Marina coupe?

After all these years you'd think Lord Opti would have worked out how to use this forum properly....  :-\                                              ::)  :P  ;D

Yes Sir Tigger, but Opti IS sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo old :-* :-* :-* ;D ;D ;D ;)

I've told you before Lizzie.......you're not too big to be put across my knee. :) :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
Post by: BazaJT on 03 May 2020, 22:14:56
There is apparently a growing faction in the USA of "anti-vaxxers" who are holding protest rallies against the possible introduction of mandatory vaccine injections.They were joined on at least one by the Tea Party[I kid you not!]and an armed militia group-who it seems to me will turn up to protest about pretty much anything.
Title: Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
Post by: dave the builder on 03 May 2020, 22:33:23
 closer to home clicky  (https://twitter.com/PoliticsJOE_UK/status/1256622973294911492?s=19)

please add these people to TB's cull list   :)
Title: Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
Post by: STEMO on 04 May 2020, 05:58:01
closer to home clicky  (https://twitter.com/PoliticsJOE_UK/status/1256622973294911492?s=19)

please add these people to TB's cull list   :)
No need to if they walk around without PPE and hug each other. What we need is an asymptomatic person with the virus to join their ranks.
Title: Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
Post by: Rangie on 04 May 2020, 08:36:32
Give me a flamethrower & I'll happily burn the stupid bastards.
Title: Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 04 May 2020, 08:46:43
Give me a flamethrower & I'll happily burn the stupid bastards.
I've told you before about that... Cruel and unnecessary. ::) Just shoot them, it's far more efficient, so you can 'educate' more of them quickly and cost effectively.
Title: Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
Post by: biggriffin on 04 May 2020, 08:54:35
Twenty years  :o

I'll be dead by then...  :D

Oh yeh , I forgot about Covid 19  :-[
20 minutes ,you need to give it at least 20 minutes BEFORE committing to a relationship  ;D
just remember the 2 metre rule  ;)
2 meters?

I foresee another snag
...  :-\

....even for those endowed with the biggest of cocks.

And what man REALLY is that well blessed, and can keep it up for long enough?! ::) ::) ;D ; ;D ;D ;)

Being that big really isn't a blessing Lizzie.   :(                                                                                                   ;D

Do you speak from experience?

Were the 'Darzett' slappers unable to walk properly after leaving the Marina coupe?

After all these years you'd think Lord Opti would have worked out how to use this forum properly....  :-\                                              ::)  :P  ;D

Rushed too much.......much like you did with the Marina girls. :)

True.  Like most 19 year old lads I couldn't wait to finish so I could rush off to tell all my mates!  ::)  :D  ;D

I learned the hard way though that a gentleman never tells, and so these days I keep my mouth shut and take my time at the honey pot.   :)  8)


 That's because you have to wait for the Viagra to kick in.. :)
Title: Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
Post by: Rangie on 04 May 2020, 09:04:35
Give me a flamethrower & I'll happily burn the stupid bastards.
I've told you before about that... Cruel and unnecessary. ::) Just shoot them, it's far more efficient, so you can 'educate' more of them quickly and cost effectively.
.   

I thought the heat would make sure all the germs would definitely be eradicated, and the screams would just create a nice soundtrack as some tosser would be filming it..😃
Title: Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 04 May 2020, 09:55:09
Give me a flamethrower & I'll happily burn the stupid bastards.
I've told you before about that... Cruel and unnecessary. ::) Just shoot them, it's far more efficient, so you can 'educate' more of them quickly and cost effectively.
.   

I thought the heat would make sure all the germs would definitely be eradicated, and the screams would just create a nice soundtrack as some tosser would be filming it..😃

I'm glad I don't live next door to our Mr Mackay here!  ::)

Imagine if you didn't cut your hedge to regulations and in a timely manner....  :o  :P  ;D
Title: Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 04 May 2020, 12:58:40
Give me a flamethrower & I'll happily burn the stupid bastards.
I've told you before about that... Cruel and unnecessary. ::) Just shoot them, it's far more efficient, so you can 'educate' more of them quickly and cost effectively.
.   

I thought the heat would make sure all the germs would definitely be eradicated, and the screams would just create a nice soundtrack as some tosser would be filming it..😃

I'm glad I don't live next door to our Mr Mackay here!  ::)

Imagine if you didn't cut your hedge to regulations and in a timely manner....  :o  :P  ;D

Have you asked the woman next door if her bush needs a trim?

Perhaps you could offer to do it for her. ::)
Title: Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 04 May 2020, 13:09:10
Give me a flamethrower & I'll happily burn the stupid bastards.
I've told you before about that... Cruel and unnecessary. ::) Just shoot them, it's far more efficient, so you can 'educate' more of them quickly and cost effectively.
.   

I thought the heat would make sure all the germs would definitely be eradicated, and the screams would just create a nice soundtrack as some tosser would be filming it..😃

I'm glad I don't live next door to our Mr Mackay here!  ::)

Imagine if you didn't cut your hedge to regulations and in a timely manner....  :o  :P  ;D

Have you asked the woman next door if her bush needs a trim?

Perhaps you could offer to do it for her. ::)

I'd probably break my hedge trimmers.  :-X
Title: Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
Post by: Rangie on 04 May 2020, 13:24:38
Give me a flamethrower & I'll happily burn the stupid bastards.
I've told you before about that... Cruel and unnecessary. ::) Just shoot them, it's far more efficient, so you can 'educate' more of them quickly and cost effectively.
.   

I thought the heat would make sure all the germs would definitely be eradicated, and the screams would just create a nice soundtrack as some tosser would be filming it..😃

I'm glad I don't live next door to our Mr Mackay here!  ::)

Imagine if you didn't cut your hedge to regulations and in a timely manner....  :o  :P  ;D
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You're damn right I'm a stickler for a neatly trimmed bush..
😃 don't want any spiders popping out the bush !
Title: Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 04 May 2020, 13:43:58
Give me a flamethrower & I'll happily burn the stupid bastards.
I've told you before about that... Cruel and unnecessary. ::) Just shoot them, it's far more efficient, so you can 'educate' more of them quickly and cost effectively.
.   

I thought the heat would make sure all the germs would definitely be eradicated, and the screams would just create a nice soundtrack as some tosser would be filming it..😃

I'm glad I don't live next door to our Mr Mackay here!  ::)

Imagine if you didn't cut your hedge to regulations and in a timely manner....  :o  :P  ;D

Have you asked the woman next door if her bush needs a trim?

Perhaps you could offer to do it for her. ::)

I'd probably break my hedge trimmers.  :-X

Hedge trimmer may be excessive for such a delicate job. :)
Title: Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 04 May 2020, 17:07:34
I don't know, wire wool can be quite stubborn...
Title: Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 04 May 2020, 17:14:55
Yes and Lord Opti doesn't know my neighbour.  ::)

He still would though!  ;D
Title: Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 04 May 2020, 17:32:44
Yes and Lord Opti doesn't know my neighbour.  ::)

He still would though!  ;D

Not if she has a beard and hairy nipples I wouldn't.
Title: Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 04 May 2020, 17:47:43
Yes and Lord Opti doesn't know my neighbour.  ::)

He still would though!  ;D

Not if she has a beard and hairy nipples I wouldn't.
You would, and you know it :D
Title: Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 04 May 2020, 17:52:33
Yes and Lord Opti doesn't know my neighbour.  ::)

He still would though!  ;D

Not if she has a beard and hairy nipples I wouldn't.
You would, and you know it :D

A beard and hairy nipples makes a woman a man in my book. I have my standards. :)

Actually, I can be quite fussy because women find me attractive, for some strange reason. ;)
Title: Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 04 May 2020, 17:56:12
The endless supply of laptops in the boot of the mighty Signum perhaps?
Title: Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 04 May 2020, 20:04:06
Judging by the generally defeated demeanour of my neighbours husband, I think the term Growler must have come from her.  :-X

So on second thought's I'll give Lord Opti the benefit of the doubt.  :)