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Title: Divorced Barbie
Post by: hotel21 on 02 September 2008, 20:37:54

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.

He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?'

The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir?  We have:
Work Out Barbie for £19.95,
Shopping Barbie for £19.95,
Beach Barbie for £19.95,
Disco Barbie for £19.95,
Ballerina Barbie for    £19.95,
Astronaut Barbie for £19.95,
Skater    Barbie for £19.95,
and Divorced Barbie for £265.95'.

The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie £265.95 and the others only £19.95?'

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:
'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with:
Ken's Car,
Ken's House,
Ken's Boat,
Ken's Furniture,
Ken's Computer,
one of Ken's Friends,
and a key chain made with Ken's balls.

 ::)

Title: Re: Divorced Barbie
Post by: maria on 02 September 2008, 20:40:02

Like it  :y ;D

Title: Re: Divorced Barbie
Post by: Big_Al on 02 September 2008, 20:40:39

 ;D ;D  Nice !

Title: Re: Divorced Barbie
Post by: Proz on 02 September 2008, 20:54:13

Yes thats uncomortably near the truth  ;D ;D

Title: Re: Divorced Barbie
Post by: Dazzler on 02 September 2008, 20:56:39

Alot of truth in that joke :'(

Title: Re: Divorced Barbie
Post by: Vamps on 03 September 2008, 01:01:55

I like that one.... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y

Title: Re: Divorced Barbie
Post by: gstylebaby on 03 September 2008, 01:42:42

Very very good like it...... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Divorced Barbie
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 03 September 2008, 01:58:36

Nice one.   :y :y

Title: Re: Divorced Barbie
Post by: FRE07962128 on 03 September 2008, 06:44:50

That's brilliant and how realistic! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Her tits may be plastic but she is fantastic when she gets hold of Ken's plastic.....!!! ;D ;D ;D ;)